literally nothing wrong with settling on the surface
Anthony Sanchez
a human poet kill on of my starting 7 and didnt get charged with anything by my useless guard captain. How can I punish this fucking dirt walker
Luke Torres
>female dwarves >no beard no
Joshua Gomez
fucking crazy this game is actually really crazy.
Logan Harris
Cast into Obsidian, display him like he's Han Solo.
Owen Baker
why the fuck are these little faggots complaining about a lack of decent meals
and they are still complaining that hey dont have enough time to pray even though I built them a temple too
Robert Ward
forgot image of all the lavish meals that they claim to lack
Jason Perry
Went ahead and cleaned up a couple more tiles, centered the text a bit better, and added in the translucent background stuff, I've got the one without said backgrounds too if anybody wants it.
Mah nigga.
Mah digga.
Camden Collins
Time to design your own custom made torture chamber, non-lethal enough so he can have a slow slow death
Bonus points if you heal him back so you can keep torturing him
Henry Allen
Don't forget to mark their shit for dumping, make 'em wander around nude until you figure out what else to do.
Did a last check to make sure I had the corners and whatnot trimmed, figured since Rogue Yun went ahead and did a cleaner 24x24 that I'd do my corner clipping thing.
Austin Davis
Is there a way to see which civilizations are in range of my fort? I have gotten no sieges and am getting worried. The only people to visit me in 5 years are one human civ, the mountainhomes, and a single goblin ambush not even a full siege. I dont want to go to war with the humans but I am desperate to use my military
How can you strip somebody while they are alive?
Camden Ross
Unless Toady fixed it, you go into their inventory and mark it for dumping, your dorfs will handle the rest.
Demo screenshot!
Nicholas Sanchez
Begone, page 10!
James Long
What's the highest dwarfbux you've gotten
Chase Gomez
51mil
Dominic Hernandez
16 for transforming your companions in trees after the magic update
Blake Torres
I couldn't get an answer last thread. Dorfs won't brew above ground crops. They're in a food stockpile and accessible.
Liam Evans
>not transforming trees in companions to march against the elves NOW WHAT YOU KNIFE EARED ANIMAL FUCKERS
Justin Cooper
Are berries plants, user ? Are they ?
Xavier Robinson
Aren't Rye, Barley and Parsnips plants though?
Luke Diaz
Fuck if I know. Have you tried brewing from fruits anyway ?
Connor Howard
Same error message. Maybe I need the whole plant or something.
Elijah Sullivan
Known bug, decon and rebuild the distillery.
Adam Jenkins
Well the option suddenly became enabled, maybe the plants got moved in storage barrels or something. Who knows?
Nathan Thompson
Actually, with the myth generator there, I can see elves actually becoming trees after they die. If you see Toadys presentation, at the end of the explanation of the origin of a race, it tells you what does exactly happen after they die, so it could actually happen
Lincoln Kelly
>nothing wrong with settling on the surface >nothing wrong with drinking from a river >nothing wrong with wood crafts
It's a slippery slope user
Aiden Ward
Even better.
Zachary Roberts
how do you make wood crafts without cutting down trees
checkmate atheists
Nicholas Walker
Have you not heard of "grown" items. It's how elves get away with creating wooden items without killing trees.
Checkmate religious scum.
Gavin Jones
Growing wood you animal round-eared monster
Samuel Diaz
>not cutting down more trees than you need and making them into useless crafts just out of spite
good luck growing your items you fucking hippies
Noah Ramirez
Gee, i wonder who could be behind this post
Charles White
>actual elfposters in /dfg/ What's next ? Avatarfags ? Tripfags ? Kobold posters ?
Owen Edwards
Chopping down trees is literally murder, but I understand if those of stunted intellect can't grasp that.
Hudson Wilson
>Need to make steel armor >shit, out of coal, better go chop some trees! >I wonder why this reclaimed place was called the wooden ´´Nelara´´ >Oh well >OH GOD, WHY IS THE TREE BLEEDING
Hilarious and original, I say. The future of this game is bright
Gabriel Morgan
I'll make a 31x31 pyramid out of wood and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Noah Campbell
I know right, fucking scum. Anyways check out this chicks, they hot
Kayden King
>Kobold posters ?
Bentley Lee
You're lucky I'm at work, else I'd show you what a single dwarf could do to a kobold """"""army"""""" in the arena.
Charles Fisher
Plumpbump
Jack Stewart
A few minutes ago died. I feel nothing.
Ayden Torres
Why do i feel pleasure when breaking every limbs of my enemies and undressing them, then slowly cut of each of their toes, fingers and ears till they are unconcious, then gouge their eyes out?
Jonathan Bell
Is there a game more autistic then Dwarf Fortress?
Samuel Walker
New player here, is embarking on an aquifer really that hard? All the guides say not to do it, but pic related seems pretty easy.
Caleb Williams
Minecraft
Owen Johnson
Also, if I embark on ocean tiles, will the aquifer be saltwater?
Ryan Ross
Train Simulator. You have to be autistic to like Trains
Hunter Scott
It's more inconvenient than hard. Everywhere you go, you will find stone that you can't dig, because it's aquifer. I mean everywhere. All over the place.
Seriously do not recommend.
Hunter Morales
Dark souls and minecraft seem to attract far more autists.
Dwarf fortress is for the 1%, the transcendently self aware elite of gaming society that live behind the curtain and simulate the complex strings that toy with the lesser bourgeois.
Anthony Morris
thanks, i thought it just meant 1 z level is all water.
Connor Miller
Probably some fuckery with bins. Create a new refuse pile that only accepts prepared food (and also remove the prepared food acceptance from your other refuse piles) and dump a bunch of them.
Isaiah Turner
Does starting civ effect anything or is it just lore??
Benjamin Hernandez
Embark item availability. IDK if that's based on location or if it's just lore based.
Ayden Brown
>Embark item availability. So bigger civ = more stuff? Seems cool.
Jaxson Perez
Can you turn off just the voices in SoundSense?
Adrian Foster
if I add [TRAINABLE] to elves, will I be able to have them slave/work for me?
Luis Bailey
Uh, different stuff. I'm not sure about more. Access to different ores/foodstuffs/types of wood kind of thing.
Gavin Nelson
Aurora 4x
Leo Thompson
Do visitors to my libraries/taverns trigger traps?
Adrian Carter
Only if passed out.
Xavier Perez
that's easy unless it's a multi level aquafer, then you need pumps and crap. If it is just one z level though it provides a nice convenient spot for a well
I think so? check the wiki
Brandon Davis
>toady refuses to give players a checkbox to prioritise sparring over other forms of training
God fucking damnit why won't this autist do things which are easy and quality of life improving
Jose Gray
Is squad equipment still a headache in .43 and above?
Michael Sullivan
No.
Daniel Peterson
It's not so bad once you learn how, like most things in the game.
Cameron Jenkins
Really? Even the myriad problems with marksdwarves?
Jonathan Gutierrez
Just send them niggas hunting, it's easy.
Dominic Ortiz
Factorio.
Jackson Phillips
Don't die on me, /dfg/.
Jeremiah Davis
How do stills work in this game?
Does beer take months to brew beer or is it instant?
Do I need multiple stills per brewer or is it 1:1?
Ethan Bell
Your doing the lords work random bump user.
Anthony Anderson
Instant. One brewer works one still at a time.
Ryder Roberts
You need two dwarves, one making barrels at a carpenter's workshop, one making booze. This can be done concurrently or consecutively, whichever you prefer. For whatever reason (specifically toady being a terrible programmer), you can't use a barrel for more than one production of booze.
Easton Ross
does anybody have more videos about toady talking about future game mechanics(preferably, myth generating and magic)? need them to get a friend to play the game also bump
Anthony Wilson
It's not instant, but it doesn't take months. How quickly it gets done depends on the skill of the brewer. Once your brewer is legendary+ it's pretty close to instant.
Did you already show him the GDC 2016 presentation that was posted in the last thread?
Jose Evans
>barrels >not stone pots Who was talking about playing optimally and whatnot last thread?
Also noticed I messed up a couple of pixels and spacing so here's the plain version again for folks who wish the curses 16x16 was larger and cleaner.
Noah Scott
>toady says the release should be today H Y P E
Jackson Sanchez
I fucking did it again.
I fucking did it.
Shit.
SHIT!
Just kill me already.
Austin Stewart
yes, anything else?
Andrew Ward
How many farming tiles can a grower work? How many growers do I need if I want to grow lots of all 6 underground plants? The wiki's not really clear on this.
Landon Myers
One farmer per plot will overproduce anything you could want at the moment, they'll work one tile per task, but each tile doesn't take very long.
Nicholas Collins
No, that's the only video I know of where he talks about it in any detail. There are more details in recent FotF replies, but that's probably not useful for your purposes.
Andrew Gonzalez
Is there a fix for this shit? Been bugging the hell out of me
Andrew Smith
>daily repeating work order to produce 6 wooden barrels if less than 10 are available >works fine for two years >run out of logs for a bit >it stops working even after I make more available >cancel and recreate the order >still broken
Jordan Wood
>broken Broken how?
Leo Butler
The farmer's skill level, agility, endurance, how far they have to travel for seeds, how far they have to travel to eat/drink/sleep, and how many other personal needs they have to satisfy will all affect how many seeds a farmer can plant over any given time period. As for how many growers for lots of plants, it depends on what you consider lots. You'll need somewhere between a few and a lot.
Michael Long
It never becomes active, it's just checking forever.
I can make a one-time order for barrels and it goes through, but adding conditions stops it working.
Ayden Anderson
oh, how about member discussion on how magic will be, I just basically want to impress her into thinking this games is fucking huge and potentially endless. Also magic is kool
Dylan Barnes
Oh, I thought you meant workflow, not the built-in version Toady added. I would just chalk it up to new features being buggy.
Try stopping barrel production; move to pots and see what happens.
Hunter Cruz
bay12games.com/dwarves/ Ctrl+f future Pretty much all of the recent FotF replies have been dominated by questions about myth and magic. The first reply in the 3/31 FotF especially is worth reading.
Isaiah Phillips
You need to walk in the club like "WHAT I GOT A BIG FORT!" and she'll swoon.
Member discussion magic is stupid, show her some of the Threetoe stories, and the concept behind them where they are the sort of stories that DF is being built to generate.
Less a game, more a procedurally generated sandbox and story creation system.
Ayden Martinez
Do I have to have plant gathering on for farmers to harvest crops?
Oliver Collins
no. plant gathering is picking wild plants outside that you specifically designate.
Samuel Roberts
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Charles Gonzalez
>tfw no loli to lash you
Asher Morales
>and this is our son's room.jpg
Caleb Wright
Can I change the distance I move when holding down shift? Now it's 10 tiles, I'd like it to be 8 for reasons.
Ryan Peterson
how do i make a site in adventure mode, can i edit its size?