Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

win

you don't, low prio is fun and actually better than the regular queues

lp is fucking easy as fuck
get some early kills and they will rage quit
free win

The one who kept arguing about politics was the mod and he seems butthurt

I hope we get a color version of this one

thanks how do i win? last game i jungled medusa ands got 2 rapiers then my team didnt wanna come mid and I killed 4 of the enemy team then died

then I lost

What does Kelly do now that she's not the manager of Alliance anymore?

rekt

I think you might have some slight decision making problems

try to stay relevant by posting cuck stories

How do I invoker? Is he still good regardless of the recent nerfs?

>jungle medusa
>drop 2 rapiers

go back to lp you scum we don't want you in normal queue

No i dont im 4k mmr bro im literally super good at this game

right guys right

...

she quit eg.dota to manage eg.cs

but before eg could announce the team etc RLewis exposed them for matchfixing and they got banned by valve

thats the whole reason why Kelly send Loda to beat him up, beucase he exposed her shitty team lmao

I dont play normal q i only play ranked 4k mmr and always random my hero

rate my toksisisty on a scale of 1 to reddit

>NA cucks so fucking butt-devastated they resort to sabotaging the thread.
>Aka throwing a fit like the babs they are
>So fucking mad that eveb SEAmonkeys got an invite while NA got like?????

>L = TO THE FUCKING MAO
>SIDES = IN GIGAORBIT
>SHIT = CANNOT BE MADE UP!!
You cannot make this shit up.
I repeat, you cannot make this shit up.

You contain all the "elite" dota players for 8years on a single board and they still won't be able to make

this

shit

up!
ALSO REMINDER

>australian population: 24 million
>australian internet: 3rd world
>australian teams invited directly to ti: 2
>american population: 320 million
>american internet: 1st world
>american teams invited directly to ti: 0

>Spirit running toll/sniper
wat

based Fizzz is on a roll with the sister lewds

post wyvern porn

What if there was a hero that could buy a Heart of Tarrasque that didn't turn off when you take damage, had much better build-up and scaled even further with nearby enemy heroes dying?

>Tfw you will never be a big streamer

Why would anyone donate fucking 13k

So do we know if anyone is going to stream the EG and Secret games in the open qualifiers? I'm assuming if someone does they'll have to do it with like a 30 min delay.

he really wanted to beat tommy
"top donator" is a cruel trick to break the spirit of the arabian oil princes

that guy is some single 40yo IT worker

people like that have nothing to spend on

Isn't the rich arab that wanted him to stream shirtless

>EG didnt even got invite to regional qualifiers

...

Is this the first TI without a direct invite for every region?

>tfw you have a penis

why was the last thread deleted?
was janny a degenerate bet d2lounge affiliate?

>Still no immortals 2
Nice job vuvla, literally honeypot international with less prizepool than TI5.

>asshole protruding outwards

>BEING THIS MUCH OF A VIRGIN

That's poop, silly

>disliking ponuts

sorry furfag but in real life the asshole goes into the bod not out lmao

post the pasta, you know the one

>TFW NO MILK GIRL HEROES
>WHY EVEN LIVE FAMILIAR

>ACTUALLY LOSING TO TROLL/SNIPER
Holy shit sedoy needs to kill himself

INSIDER BRUH HERE
2 TEAMS FROM NA REGIONAL QUALIFIER WILL DROP OUT

I'm just gonna put this out there.

Secret were just toying around in this game trying to feel the patch,picks and bans n shit. I'm pretty sure they're laughing like shit right now about how bad they (wantedly) played.
They just wanna like be heroes and win from the loser bracket. The time of toying around is pretty much over desu. All these people overreacting are just sad and pathetic. Secret is no.1 team in the world right now (gosu and jd rankings), so I'm 100% sure they didn't play their best at this sub-par tier 2 tournament.

Also,
>mfw secret wins this whole thing and everyone in this thread is BTFO'd.

Play heroes that anger people, like spirit breaker or undying. Both can get you easy early multi-kills.

why is reddit convinced playing support is harder than carry? they literally think playing carry is all about hitting creeps for 30 minutes.

I play both roles @ 5k MMR and playing carry is a lot more stressful...

who?

OMG GUYS
THE ASSHOLE
IS SERIOUSLY POINTING OUT
THIS IS AMAZING
LIKE WOW GUYS
NEVER SINCETI4 HAVE WE SEEN
AN ASSHOLE THAT
POKES OUT
THIS MUCH!

It's not a big deal - pro player panelling with him

OH WELL THEN I SUDDENLY AGREE WITH YOU AND
U-TURN ON
WHAT I PREVIOUSLY
JUST SAID
LOL

Guys.

I want to fuck Soe.

...

(You) earned it

Getting in here to post that Oracle with Aghs is literally free wins in Overthrow. Want revenge on third world shitters for fucking up US East, go ruin their fun back.

BTS Hub. Too bad there are some shitters there
>muh diversity

Is he right?

REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.11

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 21 + 2.5
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0

Base Armor - 2
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.9
Base MS - 300
Turn Rate - 0.85
--------------------

Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 30mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle

Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 200. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 500 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.

AMERILARD ON SUICIDE WATCH GODDAMMIT WHAT A YEAR TO BE ALIVE.... BASED VULVA IS BASED!!!!..... AMERILARD TEARS IS DELICIOUS TBFH FAMALAM

Who else valve would invite for China region?
Both LGD and Newbee placed top 4 in last major.

>blitz
>melee str hero
Fucking make it a ranged int hero if you want to meme this hard

>swindle
>ever right
I don't think it's possible desu

who cares about the opinion of some shitter lmao

t. James "The Ass" Harding

Why is Kotlguy so fucking handsome

>That photo of sheever
Just like my JAV covers desu

Is veil aghs viable?

Because he's actually a robot. That's how he was made

You'd know all about shitholes you degenerate faggot

>The International Qualifier Hub """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""talent""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

daily reminder that battlerite will kill dota 2 lads

whats the point of making an ugly droid

people tend to trust handome people more

No m8

I just find her really cute

It's an acquired taste

>She will never give birth to your children

>only men have assholes
DEE TOO GEE

there is nothing degenerate about liking buttholes

Very yes. I haven't done it in normal games but my god the damage you can do with Agh's/Eul's alone is absolutely unholy. Anyone without a BKB or nasty magic resist just dies. Octarine isn't either but definitely go veil first because it's cheaper and the stats are way better for its price. Octarine not only lets you spam E slightly faster, but more importantly you can purge people with Q like crazy and you can use your defensive shit like W+ghost, self-Eul's, or glimmer cape more often.

They buff this guy anymore and he's gonna ruin the game by himself.

HOLY SHIT

They airbrushed the image so much they fucking burned it, but they still couldn't get rid of her moles

TOP FUCKING KEK

I've spammed him a lot, but going for more of a right click build because of his BAT.

I'm thinking of testing him mid. What do you think?

>tfw u will never drink lina's breast milk

>they

you mean her phone?

I wonder what Drow's butthole smells like...

You and me both, buddy

She had it photoshopped, nigger. "THEY" being the person/people who did that for her.

Go for it. If you can find good ways to purge the healing buff while staying alive (again, glimmer or ghost + W), he pumps out obscene damage, especially with Agh's. Remember that combined with the reduced cast point, Agh's basically lets him shit out E's like 3 times as fast while chasing better the whole time.

not him, but remember that from level 2 of purifying flames you can use it to deny your ranged creeps from full hp outside enemy xp range by casting flames on the creep, which brings it into deny range, then autoattacking it to death

No nigga that's just makeup and instagram

I can't stop winning with Enigma.

yeah the taste of shit, literally LOL

>960x960 res
>instagram
lol m8

>xiao8 dodged frankfurt to secure TI invite
S A S U G A
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heaven

>no ayesee
will the hammer be dropped ever again?

I wonder what Lanaya's cock smells like...