/csgog/ - Counter-Strike Global Offensive General

He fucking snapped onto a guy hiding behind forklift.

...?

admin kick the favelas

admin kick the favelas

>watch cs:go esports
>everyone is cheating

uhhh gotards?????

Nice meem, fag.

admin kick the favelas

Don't worry they'll pull some nip magic out of their hats when they're down 13-4 :^)

RNG always favors the cheating team.

>come to /csgog/
>get called a fag

uhhhhh GOTARDS???

He fucking snapped onto a guy hiding behind forklift.

RNG always favors the cheating team.

i missed that part. post webm faggits i want to see it

S-sorry for being m-mean, user-kun.

why do you think he asked for the clip to begin with, retard?

>he doubted

>Huge tournament on
>25 posts in 30 mins

Jesus christ, CS is really dead isn't it?

>>Huge tournament

retard

Yo wannabe /g/ent here. I'm kinda a noob at coding, I only know Java unfortunately. I wanted to make my own program that extracts data from .dem files to get stats a la HLTV. I'll ask /g/ as well but I'm really sure where to start; the demo files are all raw uncompressed data with shit like ð¦ÁÁ¨„"A¾Âÿ“, could someone point me in the right direction on what I need to research? Someone mentioned to me that I should make a database.

youre better off asking /g/ and or le reddit

nip is shit

>I am alive to see NIP, casters, analysts, and Reddit get BTFO by based hues

*toggling hues

Fucking cheater monkeys.

fyfan
ät inte två stycken friscobröd
mår piss

What makes you think we'd know how that shit works?

I don't think you can do that straight from demos.

Start from here:

steamcommunity.com/app/730/discussions/0/620713633861549029/

>brs don't cheat
favela monkey detected

please leave

>betting against blatant cheaters
uhhh fampais?

>favelas can't afford skins

REDDIT BTFO

Frsciobröd är vidrigt.

just because csgog is dead doesnt mean the game is dead

>it's a EU can't stop the Monkeys in the finals episode

Why do they keep showing this episode?

B A S E D F A V E L A S

youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8

>nip losing cache against cheating monkeys

lma0

mm, memebröd är vad det är
ska kasta tallriken på golvet så att morsan förstår att inte köpa det igen

>favelas shooting directly at the head of NiP through a non-spammable wall

uh... gotards?

They hacked the TV station.

spent it all on cheats

lame

Why do they allow microhackers to compete?

> Tfw you realize that CS tournaments are all about who can cheat the best without being called out.
> People expect that the ladder should be cheat-free when even the best of the best are insanely blatant at times.

>tfw you've been playing shooters since you were a little kid
>tfw you never tried getting really good at them
>tfw you always just relied on your natural talent to let you pubstomp against shitters
>tfw you wasted all your time playing shooters by not getting gud
>tfw you could literally be pro right now if you just picked up CS when you were 15
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

(Our guy) Warowl has been playing for 15 years

>tfw from 17 told self it's getting too late to even try and it would be futile and should focus on becoming an adult instead
>tfw 25 now, retartet neet with almost empty resume and lives in mums basement

where did everything GO SO RIGHT?

so what team is gonna pick me up?

>win an anti-eco
>scream at your opponent and screech like monkeys

why do favelas do this fucking shit?

Check with Immortals.

How do BRs improve so fast? Immortals were literally T3 a few months ago and now they're beating NiP.

It's weird how Immortals always play shit at Valve event. I wonder why that is.

How is prime matchmaking bros?

>lucas keep aiming at CTs at stairs and jungle through walls when exiting palace

uuhhhhh gotards??????????????

...

NiP just being shit again.

>implying swedes aren't getting dicked by favelas on purpose

They love getting cucked in their own country

OUR FUCKING GUY

so sick of this shit. like 6 months ago Brazil was a barren wasteland of CSGO. the best team was LG who was still borderline T2/T1 on a good day. 6 months later they're "magically" the best in the world and regularly beating European teams with far far more experience.

imagine how infuriating it must be to lose to literal cheaters in front of your home crowd

$50,000 is more than a favela will make in a lifetime. This is literally a matter of life and death

immortals, LG, envyus, mouz

Alright guys I am so angry right now because some bullshit just happened to me. Let me do a short blog on it.

>Playing some casual mode
>Current match ends, and as usual some people leave, some people stay, vote for new map etc...
>New map loads
>All remaining players join CT side
>Wanted to just spectate but for some reason get put on T side, even though I swear I clicked on "Spectate"
>End up on team with 4 bots
>Accept that I'll be losing the first few rounds before team balance kicks in so I just play
>1st round starts
>End up winning because all CTs either went B or mid, and I encounter no one on my way to A and plant bomb there and hide, ambushing the 2 CTs that come to try and defuse.
>2nd round starts
>Decide to follow the bots and go towards mid doors and my team manages to kill the CT team

Now here's where the bullshit happens

>As 2nd round ends, 2 guys from CT switch to my side
>I think "wow finally some guys to even up the odds"
>Right as the 3rd round starts, the 2 guys actually just switched to votekick me, which automatically passes because LOL 2v1

I was pretty pissed when I realized what just happened and I got booted back to the main menu. All the CT team or at least those 2 fucking losers got so salty for losing 2 fucking rounds against me + 4 bots because none of them wanted to switch and make the game fair, that they end up switching just to kick me for no good reason. How is that shit fair in any way? I got robbed of 2 rounds even though the odds were stacked against me.

Has anything like this happened to any of you? I don't even know if there was something I could have done to prevent that bullshit votekick.

Im still slightly pissed right now. Like if I could burst through their monitors and strangle those salty fucks, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>Ass-tralis denied once again even with their new super line up
>brazilians wrecking sweds
Another great DH

>run and gun headshots
L M A O
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, YOU JUST CANT

Notice how the observer almost never focuses on Immortals except when they're hunting? Wonder why that is.

>hitting three perfect frags on their way out of palace

lmbo look at all that sick favela "gamesense"

Are there any reload scripts for this game? Im generally curious because of this dreamhack game

Ez skins.

Thank you favelas.

im taking a break from betting :/
lost 3/4 of my inv from this dreamhack

youtube.com/watch?v=GF4jD5CBMiA

Why do NiP keep running in one by one and shit? They're playing really bad right now and not like NiP. Are they throwing?

sucks only pyth and forest is cheating

because that's a shit biased observer?

i went positive family

d'awwww is babby mad about their microdick swedes getting ass-ravaged by superior brazilian cock?

just never bet against brazilians. they've been so blatant for so long but it fits the scripts so esl and dreamhack look the other way and call it some miracle rags to riches story.

How much did the BRs pay NiP to throw?

>you will never be impregnated by superior brazilian seed

feels bad bros...

dead hacker infested game

good bye r/csgog

all these reddit bettors

It was only a matter of time till NIP get exposed they almost lost to epsilon for god sake

>Implying I'm a filthy swede and I don't just hate monkeys

>Sweden yielding to brown cock

How are you so surprised?

This shit happened last Dreamhack with a different BR team too.

BRs have nothing to lose by cheating anyway. Loads 'o money, they can't be charged with a crime, and even if they are it would put the sanctity of the game in totality in question so it's better for Volvo and Dreamhack to turn a blind eye and maybe silently ban them. Why the fuck not? There's so much to gain, and basically nothing to lose.

Damn shame too. BRs are ridiculously blatant.

hello /csgog/ I'm a cute swedish girl and I'll be visiting Brazil this summer. Any cute brazilian boys that will teach me the ways of good CS and maybe something more?.... ;). Please no small dicked whites I've had enough with low test swedish beta boys

>3 wins on ct
>nip

so fucking bad

teams are noob desu

> Even the premier offline tournaments are infested with hackers.

Is there a better, more clear symptom of a game founded in dishonesty and cheating?

Why are brazilians getting into these tournaments and performing so well?

Are they cheating?

Damn sucks to be you since monkeys have been wrecking whiteboi pussy for a while now.

stay mad cuckboy

How did you know

Gz but thommy has a better score than you