/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb dead general

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>tfw dead general
>tfw no new game content
>tfw I only play for bling cards
>tfw I only use meme weapons
>tfw no cute Proxy waifu irl
>tfw my balls aren't cute

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the game is dead. 2,000 level 1 hues stumbling on the game a week doesnt make it alive. stop making threads

Go back to memewatch, subbie

whats this aoe of usefulness on phantom? i haven't played in a while.

EMP aura

oh god it disables all deployables? holy shit phantom is useful now.

The downside is that whenever you use your cloak, it starts counting cooldown from 7s up. So 7s is the lowest cd possible

also are any of the new loadouts any good? i noticed kira gets the katana in one of hers. im still holding out for a shotgun redeye kit.

Arty gets STARK with drilled, Phantom gets quick slash katana. All pineapple juggler and cool perks are gone and replaced with better ones. All the shit cards were upgraded to be closer on par with the meta cards.

Kira's katana cards aren't that good

Katana lodouts are not optimal, they are "fun" however

What's your least favorite mission type /dbg/?

And how nice is your cock?

And where is my favorite girl?

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Execution missions
Hiding in bed from senpai :3

Better watch out, Senpai might find you...

W-what happens if senpai finds me?

Oh, you know what happens when senpai finds you...
Little bit of soft punishment...

H-how s-soft?

Soft, and it may take a while... parts of it may be rather hard...
You'll be sure to learn your lesson...

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Objective exp missions

It's pretty small

69 is that you?

Not a big deal 69, just drop a pic so we know it's you.

>Objective exp missions
nigga you what?

You forgot to say goodnight.

It's not/spoiler]

The 'go play chapel or bridge with 2 of your squad slots occupied by arty and proxy' mission. Not to mention you might switch to a different merc to shoot people and have your mission be done 90% meaning another game :^(

fuck

aw

POST YOUR MEME VICTORIES, LADS!

>hiding name

okay what server is that?

saw this [ANTX] Makarov guy who's completely shit at the game and joined an asia server with 248 ping earlier

I wanted to hide my name and level so you guys won't make fun of me for stomping low levels

Stomp min 10s then.

>stomping
>using babby rifles
k den

I can also kill people who are not very good at this game that I've put over a thousand hours into with the Dreiss.