>What hero should I buy? Play all the heroes on free rotation and see what types you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, it's not worth it.
fuck you I deserve to be much higher on the ladder it's not my fault I get paired up with retards and afks
Thomas Allen
>not silver slug edition
Nolan Mitchell
Trials and tribulations from Silver League. 1-3.
Luke Lee
I am with you, friend. At least there's one good thing in the near future.
Logan Reed
>uther getting trait value >look up Gazlowe >literal bronze on hotdogs
Whew.
Wonder if we'll be getting the fear mechanic with this fellow. I hope so.
Matthew Stewart
literally all day today
Justin Hall
QUICK, CLAIM YOUR FAVORITE BLIZZARD CHARACTER (LORE-WISE)
Christopher Thomas
After 60 games I only got promoted from Gold 2 to Gold 1, guess I need to play better haha :^)
Jacob Cruz
Hahahahahaha this game is a fucking joke
I lose 194 points even though Diablo was AFK for half the game
inb4 >only constant
Michael Price
LITERALLY
Luis Phillips
>wants to buy a skin for one of my characters >ends up not buying anything because all the extra skins are uglier than the default ones why do they do this
Zachary Morris
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
Luke James
what's that colour bronze? gold?
Camden Diaz
>randomly have an active stim
ack what happened
Chase Mitchell
>it's another mentally challenged illidan episode
Benjamin Bailey
Gold 1
Fucking Blizzshit and their retarded MMR system has me in low elo hell
Jordan Watson
You were drunk the other day and decided to buy the 365days stimpack
Julian Murphy
>BOUND BY BONE
I don't imagine literal bronze are capable of taking screenshots, let alone altering them.
Dylan Hill
It's just a random 24 hour stim, looks like. Wonder if it's from the stream earlier.
>dead the entire game >most experience
Huh.
Daniel Garcia
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Eli Bailey
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Jack Ward
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes give me the maximum amount of minus rank points when I get matched with a Sonya who deals less damage than tyrande
epic, simply epic
thanks blizzshit for your god awful MMR system
Luke Miller
>be cap >be lastpick >have shitters on illidan and etc who dont know when to go in
Wyatt Price
user, you're having a rough day it's time to stop and take a break
Ethan Nelson
>he thinks -200 is the max classic goldie
Jeremiah Garcia
>game isn't fun anymore, but can't quit because of all the time I've already invested in it
KT >Living Bomb (W) >Damage over time reduced from 84 to 50. >Explosion damage increased from 138 to 200.
Chromie >Time Trap (E) >Mana cost reduced from 50 to 25 >Cast range increased by 50%. >Time Trap Base Health increased from 200 to 300.
Rehgar >Chain Heal (Q) >Primary heal amount reduced from 372 to 334. >Secondary bounce heal amount reduced from 186 to 167. >Lightning Shield (W) >Damage increased from 60 damage per second to 64 damage per second.
>Telent Level 4 >Stormcaller (W) >Mana return increased from 3 to 4 per Hero hit. >Maximum Mana returned increased from 30 to 40.
Adrian Long
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Ryder Perry
>gold 4 draft >1st pick aba because he's good on hollow >ok.gif >2nd picks gazlowe citing merc camps >3rd pick Jaina without speaking a single word, also russian name >sweating intensifies >4th pick dehaka, not even a real tank >palms trembling >I pick lili to complete the absolute meme team >we lose in 4:48, fastest lost in my life at least we had fun :D
Ayden Gonzalez
>don't buy into the sonya meme >end up trying him >he's actually good surprised.
Juan Williams
>him FUCK YOU!!!
Thomas Hill
>him
Connor Richardson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I get matched with another Leap Sonya who dies 7 times in 13 minutes
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
THE ONLY CONSTANT IS THE FUCKING RETARDS I GET MATCHED WITH
Gabriel Fisher
Should've seen him before the nerfs.
Still pretty great, though, especially if they don't have an easy/reliable way of stopping the spin.
>5 minute loss
good grief did you screenshot that
Isaiah Howard
no one cares, ipwnlocks, go rage on reddit or blizz forums and fuck off
Sebastian Barnes
>ipwnlocks who?
Cameron Watson
>play halfway through the match >kinda tough but seems like we are winning >suddenly 10 minutes ISP network maintenance >get back expecting -200 points >instead "PROMOTION" so you get the points even if you leave, thats interesting...
Jace Parker
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY THE FUCK IS THE MATCHMAKING AND MMR SYSTEM SO SHIT
Bentley Cook
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Samuel Kelly
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Tyler Powell
If I lose this demotion match because of yet another retard I'm uninstalling HotS
John Nguyen
I hope you do if that 's you.
Asher Nguyen
no one cares about your raging blogging adventures faggot
Noah Carter
Are you getting paid to shill for Blizzard's shit tier MMR and matchmaking? Or are you just a corporate fanboy dickhead? In either case, >>/v/ is that way
Carter Young
>kt changes >literally a buff if his explosion hits another target >barely a nerf if it doesn't, he loses about 40 damage in total okay
Jason Diaz
>if you disagree with me being a shitter and being absolutely incapable of adapting, go to the place I can't even properly link to! After you.
Henry Parker
If you are having a bad time and to many losses, just play a fun game. Go unranked/QM Pick a strange hero. Build your favorite hero in a dumb way. Try a style you would never do in a real game. Shake it up and remember that it's just a game. Lose or win, have a little bit of fun and be silly for one round. If you can't do this then you need to uninstall. >yfw you are too serious to have fun
Kayden Hughes
>>>/reddit/
Adam Miller
what are the colours supposed to represent
Liam Peterson
>I'm a pussy who thinks everyone should get a participation medal Why do you play competitive games? There's farmville if you just want to play for fun
Levi Young
KT is getting a 100% buff. 34 less dmg over time, 62 more to explosion. Blizz interns can't into balance.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
(You)
Ryder Robinson
>not particularly good, and usually just fill to avoid bothering anybody >go 5-5 in placements, or something >put in diamond >on multiple accounts
I honestly don't even know what you have to do to be stuck in Gold.
Ryan Collins
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Jackson Lee
>tfw you play like shit and feed like crazy but your team carries you
was still top dmg as I was kt, that hero is so fucking broken
Logan Taylor
How did you come to that conclusion? Play an unranked game in a less serious way to change your mindset = pussy participation medal? Guess I'm a pussy then. >mfw
Adrian Mitchell
FOR HONOR
Brandon James
I literally won 8 out of 10 placement matches and got put in fucking Gold 1 because I ended up in elo hell in pre season
Now I can't get out of the new elo hell because I get matched with utter retards
Last two games were Sonya with leap who did less than 25k hero damage
How the fuck is that my fault
Parker Harris
>elo
David Clark
>preseason elo hell
Ehhh, I don't know about that.
>I can't get out of the new elo hell
If you aren't better than the average individual of your current MMR you literally belong there, friend.
Stop blaming your teammates; we all get problematic ones, but they aren't the reason we're "stuck" anywhere.
Asher Fisher
>gold >looks like an orange ok Blizzard
Chase James
>trying to reason with raging retards who cry "muh mmr hell" thinking they belong in GM lol?
Adrian Phillips
>always 20-25 points short of promo
fucking kill me
James Brooks
*kills you* heh >:D
Brandon Davis
Hey, I'm just trying to see if I can in any way be of assistance.
Wait, what?
>sometimes it's fun and relaxing to just play a strings-free unranked match to wind down after suffering significant rating/mmr losses >fuck you get out of my competitive game
Relax, friend.
Well, that's unfortunate. I was 15 points off then dropped nearly 2000 before getting back to the promotion. Needless to say I took a break to play some unranked.
Evan Wright
>promotion match >suddenly team full of imbeciles is this on purpose?
Ethan Martin
'Just another match.
It's all about finding the strength to queue back up after getting the Brazilian insta-lock first pick Illidan that doesn't speak a word of English two games in a row.
Isaac Brooks
>kaelthas finally gets through >gets picked by teammate who didn't land a single stun in 20 minutes when he had diablo and uther for setup
Evan Green
I just had a map where kt got through the first ban phase, we were second pick, the enemy team first picks butcher so I thought nice. Then our team picks nazeebo and leoric, and of course they get kael and we lose.
Carson Flores
ouch
Henry Hughes
wow look I didn't get a retard on my team and I absolutely fucking dominated
there's your fucking silver bullet for the MMR and matchmaking being shit theory
Logan Morgan
Can you hear when an enemy Dehaka goes into a bush near you?
Nolan Reed
Yes
Parker Campbell
Yeah, especially if they got diarrhea.
Dominic Taylor
>guys I got one good game! mming isn't shit!
Jace Evans
That Johanna really had a thing for waves, huh.
>play without sound
Okay, that's nice to know. Usually just operate under the assumption he could pop out of any bush at any time if I haven't seen him Z in the past 30 seconds or so.
Jeremiah Reyes
What am I meant to do when one of my teammates runs into the enemy team alone? I'm in Diamond 3, I figure there should be a minimal amount of retards here.
Charles Scott
No, literally 3/4 of all games I am the best player on my team, but I can't progress because I get matched with absolute mouth breathers
MMR rewards points based on win loss only, and doesn't take into account retards going afk or only taking camps or picking leap on sonya
I get punished more severely than my retarded teammates who are more to blame for the loss than me
Tyler Ortiz
>only 94k hero dmg by the 23th minute as fucking Fal bronze af
Grayson Gray
Got bullied by Nova and Dehaka, your point is moot
Adam Gomez
>getting bullied by spooky ghost lady of zero damage >getting bullied by le essence collecting man of slow walking
Dylan Gray
>getting bullied ny nova and dehaka >fucking dehaka
bronze is here
Wyatt Perry
>not bullying them shit falstad
Isaac Davis
>bullied >by nova
Dylan Jackson
If you look at the image you'll note Nova's 124k hero damage and Dehaka was their second best player
I am not claiming to be some amazing Falstad player, but I still bossed that game, which only further proves my point that I am way below my true MMR level
Jaxson Fisher
>falstad bullied by dehaka and his four inch long tongue on a 20 second cd
user
Jaxson Brown
Poor Malfurion.
>that nova hero damage what the literal shit
Ryan King
Gazlowe is apparently really strong in Silver league >place turret >enemy assassins run away >team fight >lay down more turrets >take robo-goblin to focus turrets >help secure kills >take deth-lazer >take chunks away at enemy assassin who get in turret range feels good
Jaxson Campbell
she was probably hitting johana most of the time
Jackson Bailey
She was bullying me and Lunara most of the time. Lunara was shit and died a lot, I had to retreat a lot.
Charles Hughes
>Make Rehgar a fun aggressive support. >Bit powerful so they ignore his healing output and instead nerf literally everything else and make him back into a healbot. >THEN nerf his healing.
My jimmies are rustled.
Juan Watson
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Mhm, his turrets are as smart in Bronze as they are in Grand Master, and a lot of melee just can't deal.
>we have to pick inferior ult to control because getting a focus-fire button on our 1 would confuse players
I think he's a ton of fun, and hope they eventually make him playable. First picked him in a diamond smurf game the other day and nobody bothered counterpicking, and it was a steamroll victory in our favor after I hit a four man grav-o.
Bentley Price
Isn't he basically like pre-rework Rehgar once these changes go live?
Ian Sanders
I feel that feel. Why do they hate Rehgar? His heals were not even that strong to begin with. I nice change would have been lower or raise the first target heal and lower/raise the rest of the chain to shift the balance whatever way they feel would be good. A flat nerf to his heal is just mean after all the dmg nerfs.
Bu-but tiny LS buff.
Kayden Hughes
>tychus bragging about his 0 deaths and blaming his team for loss >while all he did was avoid every teamfight and splitpush im fine with losing as long as idiots like these also lose, otherwise they might think they are doing it right.
Luis Ross
>FEEL THE VENOM OF NERUB What's the point of him saying this (other than being a w3 phrase) if blizzard didin't add even 1 (one) "venom"/dot ability/talent to good ol' anub'arak