/utg/ - Undertale General

nth for gropping bot

Goat

Children

This desu

Only a giant slut lets random strangers they've known for 5 minutes grope them in the bathroom at a con

/r/equesting chara bullying frisk or asriel with their feet

aw, come on guys
don't bully him so hard

i mean you have to usually talk to the chubby girls for at least a hour or two before they do anything so yeah botfags a total slut.

:^)

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What if he liked that guy so he let it have the "VIP Pass" to his butthole? He obviously be gay.

Yeah, I'd fuck a goat.
Maybe even marry one.
what of it?

I'd fuck an user dressed as a goat

BABY
BONES

Yep.

He probably likes it honestly

I imagine he'd let anyone that's nice to him have a "vip pAss" so it doesn't mean much.

I know isn't my request amazing?

Thank you, user. I have taken my choices there, and it has a completely different ambiance than outside those smelly walls.

lewd!
too lewd!
where are the clothes?!

yeah, probably he does

GOAT
BONES

yes :^)

I'm just saying i went for it and i got no traction and now i have a weird itch.

hnng

I wanna fuck a Frisk

Both goat and not goat

I want this

from the thumbnail it looked like sans was wearing a black skirt

theyre on the floor, theyre getting ready for their baths, im joining the older one though
same when theyre older

I would too.

For the future generations of /utg/.
Look what we have become.

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Happened today while I was offline:
> went to shit convention as edgegoat
> the cosplay was poorly made with the only resources I had, it never looked like the ones you post here.
> spot guy wearing a UT shirt
> "Hopes & Dreams" plays.
> "Hey dude you like Undertale too?"
> that guy and I talked for a relatively short time
> go to the bathroom with my partner
> "Hey user, it was nice to meet you. Can I ask you something?"
> "Can I grope you? I always had this kink."
> the guy was quite nice so I jokingly say "Yeah, you wish "
> no homo
> I know I am a fag for wearing chinese clothes for the cosplay, but I don't have a good figure
> the guy gropes me for about five minutes in the bathroom
> "Thank you user! It was great. Nice to meet you."
> "Bleat"

ehh why not? it's a private place. no one knows you. I'd do the same thing desu

i would cuddle with petite's omega flowey desu

I'm still calling fake

Nth for cute characters!

I wanna know why Papyrus is in Frisk's clothing.

Gas tits!

>im joining the older one though
You mean the 10,000 year old full-blooded small one?
Cool, I'll join the 18 year old.

please let it be fake
please let it be fake

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I am a timeless chorus. Join your voice with mine, and sing victory everlasting.

it's most probably fake
but whatever, at least we kind of have a new meme, i guess?

Void~

I would cuddle with Devichonee's OF

kek fuck you user

why does Papyrus dress in Chris Chan's colors?

youtube.com/watch?v=rOBf-jQUWGo

perfect copypasta

literally the biggest cutie

also top quality taste

Eh

I'm gonna stick my dick in that thing

aw, that's sad

I've just noticed that. in addition: why does papyrus have a coin purse around his neck?

user...

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Honestly 3 was the last good one for me

I want an user preferably the user who wrote that to read that in a deep echo-distorted moaning voice.

So I guess here's the formula for this new meme:
Happened today while I was offline:
> went to shit convention as 'X character'
> the cosplay was poorly made with the only resources I had, it never looked like the ones you post here.
> spot guy wearing a UT shirt
> "X song" plays.
> "Hey dude you like Undertale too?"
> that guy and I talked for a relatively short time
> go to the bathroom with my 'x for new friend'
> "Hey user, it was nice to meet you. Can I ask you something?"
> "Can I grope you? I always had this kink."
> the guy was quite nice so I jokingly say "Yeah, you wish "
> no homo
> I know I am a fag for wearing 'X' for the cosplay, but I don't have a good 'x'
> the guy gropes me for about five minutes in the bathroom
> "Thank you user! It was great. Nice to meet you."
> "X"

Fill in the X's with your choice, and bam! New meme.

To carry his allowance for a monthly shopping trip

he's a pimp

Why did you post this

The last time we had a meme like this was for the one dude who got drunk and dreamed about being with Toriel

ok, that's actually nice

Hnnnnngh

>i just saw that long ass greentext
I can't.

Gravemind is for loving, support, being your friend and consuming the universe of biological life and joining all voices into one harmonious entity.

Not for fug

Happened today while I was offline:
> went to shit convention
> wear my favorite UT shirt
> spot guy wearing a poorly made Mettaton cosplay
> "Enemy Approaching" plays.
> at least, someone who knew undertale in the middle of fakeweebland
> that guy and I talked for a relatively short time
> go to the bathroom with my partner
> that user is a pussy, i will tease him
> "Yeah, you wish "
> yes homo
> I know I am a fag
> I massage his butt for five minutes in the bathroom
> i thank him like nothing happened
> "You too..."

fuck i wanna replace all the "x"s with something completely unrelated. like grand dad. grand dad's a sexy cosplay, right?

Fresh memes for the Plant God

I wasn't the original poster, the Robotanon from the previous thread and the goatanon were the ones who started it, I'm just stating the formula for the meme.
It's something, but people will undoubtedly get tired of it though.

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Botanon here. Do it, I don't care that much. Nobody here knows me.

that pic is really cute but it's not safe! some robber could just snatch it run away!

that is baby undertale papyrus you confuse him with someone else

I'd like to know you

of course people, will
memes come and go
you're right, user
and in a few threads it won't even be a thing anymore

Happened today while I was in the underground:
> went to the underground
> my clothes were poorly made with the only resources I had, it never looked like the ones you post here.
> spot guy wearing a striped shirt
> "His Theme" plays.
> "Hey dude you like the Underground too?"
> that guy and I talked for a relatively short time
> go to the bathroom with my partner
> "Hey, it was nice to meet you. Can I ask you something?"
> "Can I grope you? I always had this kink."
> the guy was quite nice so I jokingly say "Yeah, you wish "
> no homo
> I know I am a fag for wearing spats, but I don't have a good wardrobe
> the guy gropes me for about five minutes in the bathroom
> "Thank you! It was great. Nice to meet you."
>"Let's kill all the humans."

Thank you user, you are nice.

are you saying baby papyrus is incapable of keeping it real and earning mad stacks

Happened today while I was offline:
> went to shit convention as sans
> the cosplay was poorly made with the only resources I had, it never looked like the ones you post here.
> spot guy wearing a UT shirt
> "Megalovania" plays.
> "Hey dude you like Undertale too?"
> that guy and I talked for a relatively short time
> go to the bathroom with my new bone bro
> "Hey user, it was nice to meet you. Can I ask you something?"
> "Can I grope you? I always had this kink."
> the guy was quite nice so I jokingly say "Yeah, you wish "
> no homo
> I know I am a fag for wearing blue contacts for the cosplay, but I don't have a good simulated ecto dick yet
> the guy gropes my stomach for about five minutes in the bathroom
> "Thank you user! It was great. Nice to meet you."
> "R-rattle me bones"

Don't worry! I am actually good with this. It feels good to be a meme.

I am okay if nothing of my information is revealed. I am not one of those that jump up immediatly after a joke.

I know, I just don't want to get blamed for any annoyances caused by it.
I mean, if you're really okay with it, I guess it wont hurt as long as we stop when it gets old.

youtube.com/watch?v=bUT0-Cf4oC4

Please tell me you went home in your 18 wheeler after that.

yes. he is too much of a cinnamon roll to be some big boss pimp

listen i'm "that guy" who will not forget this and wait 5 fuckings months to bring it back up.

i want to cuddle with floweyanons

Bring what up?

>cinnamon roll
tumblr please go

not him but i await that day.

That is why screencaps are used, mate.

I want to grope user's rear panel.

why of course i did

i'll wait for you, user

You ever have an idea for Undertale content, but it was just too edgy/out of theme to ever actually implement?