/fgog/ - Fate/Grand Order General

Remember; NEVER.

I feel sad for Medb now but all she's using Cu for is for her own personal gain she has no character but want to be adored by anyone and everyone. Her pretty faces hides her uglyness well.

she was too cute for this game

What's MC's daily life like, assuming they have all the servants?

We know for sure they spend time reading with Nursery Rhyme, messing with Karna, getting stalked by Kiyohime, and occasionally getting sucked into crazy shenanigans like Nero randomly deciding to host a colosseum match. We know that Waver and Scathach have both decided to mentor them. We know that they refuse to drink alcohol because they're too young. And of course, we know that they're complete smartasses who nonetheless forge a bond with the majority, if not all of their servants.

Considering how many servants there are now, the MC's daily life must be scheduled out to the minute.

This when there's no event.

Waver NP Interlude buffs his DEF down from 10% to 30% at NP1. How much percentage buff would Shuten's NP get?

Well Gudao at least wants to know more about his servants so he spends some time with them in my room learning about them. I imagine he sticks with a different servant each day, shadowing them.

>Kiyohime, Brunhildr, Tamamo
>four way brawl whenever any servant shows any interest in them
>with a whole fuckton of fire and crouch kicks everywhere whenever it happens
No wonder there's relatively few waifubaiting servants. On that note, Mata Hari is one brave 1*

None? I mean Weiba doesn't have "Slightly" in his description after all.

Training with Mashu in My Room all day and night.

The other servants are either too embarassed to talk about it or are just impressed.

Curse 1000 to 3000

She'll get poison damage or another dot. Screenshot this

Awful scan, but whatever.

>Mordred: Lord Father! (chichi ue)
>Boobs: *boob noises*
>Mordred: Lord Boobs...? (also chichi ue)
>Mordred: Wait, no, Lady Mother?
>Mordred: Forget it!
>Mordred: There's no way in hell Lord Father would ever have boobs that huge! You damned fake, who are you!?
>Lancer Alter: How small... your breasts look from atop my horse.

If there's a pun or a punchline in Lancer Alter's final line, I sure as hell couldn't figure it out.

Sex.

Lots of it.

With both male and female Servants.

Hetero and homo.

Oh god damn it, saved the wrong image.

If you're curious, the other strip was an ahoge joke.

>If you're curious, the other strip was an ahoge joke.
That much was obvious.

If the MC is meant to be us, he/she'd be just like us.

Sitting on the bed, with the lights off, staring at a wall, brooding.

Somebody posted this last thread so here.

>Archer: Master, I have a question about the Craft Essences you've been equipping us with.
>Gudako: Hm? What about 'em?
>Archer: I can understand how to use ordinary equipment like these,
>[Pictured are the Black Keys and Rin's Pendant if you know literally nothing about this game]
>Archer: but how are we supposed to use things like these?
>[Pictured are Formalcraft and Limit/Zero Over]
>Gudako: Isn't it obvious?
>Archer: Hey, is this really okay?! It's going to be really hard to fight like this!
>Gudako: It'll be fine. Now your Arts Cards will do 25% more damage.
>Gudako: And of course, Deer-kun gets the Demon Boar.
>Diarmuid: CURSE YOU MASTEEEEEER!

Roman: This is your new Mystic Code, the Annniversary Blonde. It's based off of the clothes Arturia wore in Fuyuki.
Gudako: Arturia, what do you think about it?
Arturia: Hm, well. How do I put this... Ah, it makes me feel a little nostalgic.
Gudako: You should put this on too.
Arturia: Eh?! ME?!
Gudako: It's fine, I've got a lot of spares.
Gudako: Oh, I've got an idea!
Gudako: ATTENTION ALL SABERS! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

...

>Mashu: This is... I can't... Who's who...?
>Roman: The situation's already like something out of Osomatsu-kun.

>>Diarmuid: CURSE YOU MASTEEEEEER!

Thanks for the tl, user.

Mordred Lancer when

>Roman is an Osomatsu fan

Based.

>Gudako: Hm.
>Gudako: Like this, the enemy won't be able to tell them all apart either. They won't be able to concentrate their attacks anymore.
>Gudako: Okay! Let's try this plan out right away!

Anyone know a better font than Comic Sans? Or is CS fine?

bless you translator user

Comic Sans is most definitely not fine. Use Wild Words.

Please use Wild Words at the least.

>Fafnir: *growling noises*
>Gil: Mwahahahaha! Who needs to target, I'll just hit all of you!
>Nero (I think): Isn't this extra an Archer?!
>Gudako: Tee-hee, looks like I messed up!
>Arturia: DON'T JUST TEE-HEE!
>Cu: Yo, Siegfried. What's going on with your outfit?
>Siegfried: Master said that all Sabers had to put these clothes on, so...
>Siegfried: My apologies. I must have misunderstood.

It's a black ribbon so it must be Alter.

Actually that should probably just be "I'm sorry". Siegfried struck me as a formal sort of guy, but sumanai's kind of casual.

Hmm I don't have that font. Sorry.

Yeah, Nero's ribbon is thin like Arturia's is; her distinguishing features are the air intakes and the boobs.

Right to left, it's Mordred, Lily, Okita (Okita's ponytail doesn't get all of the hair in the back of her head, Lily's does), Alter, and then Arturia all the way on the left.

This one's a longer one, but somebody was just asking about what the MC does in their free time so why not. And hey, you get to see somebody try to write around game mechanics.

>Mashu: Master, give us your orders!
>Gudao: Mashu, stand by! Prepare to receive the enemy's attacks!
>Gudao: EMIYA, your Buster will be the first attack!
>Gudao: Arturia, use Mana Burst and Charisma! After that, a Buster attack! And after that, unleash your Noble Phantasm!

Look it up on google, you can find it everywhere.

>NP last
dostedt

The おまけに there is "On top of that" or "Plus"

You can install it, usually tff format is easy one.

From pako's twitter. Hope he posts the full thing sometime.

>Arturia: Gather forth the breath of the stars and unleash a shining torrent of life...
>Arturia: TAKE THIS!
>Arturia: EX-
>Arturia: CALIBUR!!!

Did Arturia always have this chant? I googled around for a bit and couldn't find anything.

I would assume it's her voice line before firing Excalibur in-game.

>Gudao: Good.
>Mashu: We're not done yet!

This is what you get for using a NP last you moron. And that team comp, yeesh.

That's what she says in GO when she uses Excalibur.

>Arturia: *dying noises*
>Gudao: ARTURIA!
>EMIYA: ow

I love this comic, thanks user! especially shirouXsaber

Should've used Taunt.

>Intercom: All Servants have been defeated.
>Intercom: This concludes the battle simulation.
>Gudao: *growls in frustration*
>Roman: It looks like you got a little careless when you thought you'd won.
>Roman: A Servant's Noble Phantasm is certainly very strong, but there's no guarantee it'll defeat the opponent.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BRINGING ANY RIDERS

SCRUB

Should've brought snek.

>No Ushiwakamaru
>No Medusa
>Not even a Boudica

nigga what

...

>Roman: Well, how about we leave it at that for today?
>Gudao: Please, let me try again!
>Roman: What?!
>Roman: Now just hold on a minute! You've been training since morning! It's very impressive, but aren't you already exhausted?
>Da Vinci: If he wants to do it, why not just let him?
>Roman: ...Da Vinci-chan.
>Da Vinci: All boys go through a time like this.
>Roman: Well, Da Vinci-chan and I have other things to do, so we'll pass the controls to you. But don't push yourself too far, okay?
>Gudao: Of course! Doctor, Da Vinci-chan, thank you!

0 AP 0 EXP simulator missions when

>Da Vinci-chan
C-cute

>making this looks like a high tier Danger Room training simulation
Nigga, it's just one demon

>not even a George
Male masters huh am I right

He probably got so excited that he rolled some golds and just threw them together.

>tfw the red demon killed my Jeanne Alter with 3 crits in a row today

Demons are not a joke

>Intercom: Now beginning the battle simulation.
>Intercom: Map: Singularity Point F, The Tainted City of Flames: Fuyuki, AD: 2004
>Gudao: On my first day in Chaldea, that incident occurred and I was unexpectedly Rayshifted to a Singularity Point.
>Gudao: I can still remember the shine of the blazing hot flames and the choking smell of the smoke.
>Gudao: On that day, in that blazing town,

That thing had me scared at first, but Karna critting the living hell out of it put me at ease. The third wave is a joke if you can chain three NPs with Karna last. His anti-divinity fucks them up hard.

>Da Vinci-chan and I have other things to do

>Mashu: ...Please calm down.
>Mashu: I will protect you, Senpai.
>Gudao: I was told that by a girl who held me with arms that seemed ever so fragile and thin.

>brought drops team to talisman quest
Fucking hell

I accidentally brought my bond farming team to the 2 BP in the raid event. I won, but fuck did it hurt.

news.fate-go.jp/2016/kamlcp/

Mashu is the one being held in the last line.
>Said the girl whose slender shoulders seemed fragile enough to break if I embraced her.

>Gudao: Ever since that day, with the goal of restoring human history from its ashes, I became the Master of a great deal of Servants.
>Gudao: But while I may be called a Master, in reality it's the Servants who battle the enemies.
>Gudao: I don't have the strength to fight.
>Gudao: ...That's why.
>Gudao: That's why I have to get stronger, why I have to be able to give better orders.

>3. Battle character graphics of some servant update
>Jack the Ripper
This is a nice surprise

er, arms, not shoulders.

Thanks. I must be too sleepy if things like that are tripping me up.

>Gudao: Ugh...
>Gudao: I'm out of mana... How... pathetic...
>Intercom: The subject's consciousness level is dropping. This ends the battle simulation.
>Gudao: Guh...
>Mashu: Oh. Senpai, you've woken up.

ROMA stronk

Reminder to make you bind code and may also be a good idea to uninstall the cheat apk and wait for the all clear before proceeding after the maint.

Probably just some minor graphical update desu.

>Mashu: Wasn't this is how we met the first time too>
>Mashu: Senpai really is the type who can only sleep on hard surfaces, huh?

>Knight-class against Demon God

What

I'm not expecting anything like what they gave Gil or Arturia, but I like that DW is at least doing a little cleaning up nonetheless. Considering she's the #1 Assassin, it's only right for Jack to look as good as possible.

I know, I could've gotten like 50 or 60 talisman but I only got 29 because of this shit.

Hopping for better NP animations, the current one is pretty shit.

>Gudao: You got me, I just can't go to sleep without some tatami.
>Mashu: Heheh.
>Gudao: My life in Chaldea has been really lively and fun. It's hard to believe that the outside world has been completely destroyed.
>Gudao: Words like "Restoring Humanity's History" are just too big for me. Honestly, I don't really get them.
>Gudao: But...
>Mashu: ...Senpai?

That kind of things would be all over the news with pictures and shit, so I highly doubt it.

So the quest is not tonight?

This fainting Gudao just struck me as hilarious.

They will only do some small update, you won't even notice the change in animations

>me after battling the gacha

>Gudao: After that nap, a little bit of my mana's come back. I'm planning on getting back to training, so...
>Gudao: Cold you come with me, Mashu?
>Mashu: Yes. Of course I would, Senpai.
>Gudao: I want to at least try and protect it.

It should open in about 22 hours I think

Yeah that's most likely gonna be the case, just hopping they are getting lazy with the previews because it aren't seebaa and kek.

>OY VEY, THE GATCHA'S LIKE AUNDA SHOAH

>Roman: Oh, you're already up? Are you alright?
>Saber: Training is a good idea. Allow me to accompany you, Master.
>Gudao: This world.

Get better luck at the gacha first.

Anyways that's it for the stuff I found interesting. The other stuff was, from the top:
1. Lily and Alter bonding.
2. Lancer explaining the Class Advantage system.
3. Heroine X, Y, Z, Turn A, etc.
4. Blackbeard' wanted poster
5. An ad for the KnK event.

Is the X,Y, Z a city hunter joke doe?