/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2 and Crimewar General

Lab Rats being the best casual filter of the game edition

Previous thread: >Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (think Frank found a new maintainer)
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide (out of date):
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date):
i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>(NEW) Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc

Other urls found in this thread:

store.steampowered.com/app/218620/
overkillsoftware.com/games/ftpjuly2016/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for Sydney a best

2nd for shit game

Daily reminder maliciouscarrot did nothing wrong

>Join DW hotline miami pro
>host is level 100 no infamy
>whole heist goes pretty good
>at the end host stands still outside the escape zone
>Shitbreath has been kicked
>Faglord has been kicked
>pull out my rocket launcher and down him right before I get kicked
>he had no downs left and went straight into custody
I don't understand trolls sometimes but its fun when you fuck the troll

Can someone point out the exact moment when Payday 2 went to shit?

I was thinking the other day that they should add another stealth perk deck, one that fills the gaps that burglar doesn't cover. Improved movement speed when carrying bags (stacks with transporter aced), makes it so your base conceal stays the same when carrying a bag and allows you to pickpocket keycards and cash when in stealth, allowing for no-kill runs with all keycards on shadow raid and to be able to open security rooms on H&T without zip tying the manager. So if you sneak up behind a civ, you can steal 500 bucks from their pocket and bain has some dialogue about "I thought you were after the banks money, no theirs! Get yourself together man, this isn't right" and so on. Could be packaged with a milfy french jewelry thief that was involved with the 2013 Cannes jewelry theft. Considering he deck would be geared for no-kill runs, package could include stun grenades and a taser gun (as in, not a melee).
Thoughts? I just really like no-kill stuff in other stealth games, so I thought thatd be cool in PD2.

It was Wick that marked the beginning of the end, but we wouldn't know it until way after.

Its payday! I need to KIIIILLLLL!

Steam forums would tell you it was when the Microtransactions were released but it was the release of grinder perk deck that was the real point of no return.

It's had it's ups and downs. But we still play it.

This. For all the senseless choices that Ovk have made, adding health regen was the worst. But now everyone is used to it and there is no going back.

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary (slakt_2)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

Did this thing always have an invisible grip? Never noticed it before.

What gun? Kross Vertex? I can't really make it out.

Is there a mod or something that makes the cops sound and look like their russian counterparts?

It's a vector you fucking retard

Check the ones in the black market. They somehow removed the grips on the ones you already had in your inventory before a certain patch, I dunno, pre-Bodhi, I think.
That also led me to believe that they would add an attachment mod for some SMGs in the future.

Did you invite him to autiam awareness afterwards? That would have shown him

You fucking shitters

Which is called the cross vertex ingame you sperg

no u

That's actually pretty funny.

Lemme check my old videos.

This was from when I was solo'ing the Swiss Cheese achievement in July. It was definitely there.

Is this game worth playing if I don't have any of the DLC? I fucking love the concept of this game and when you get a good group its fun as fuck but god I can't justify the massive amounts of DLC there is in the game. It makes it feel like there's an incredibly high paywall even though I already purchased the fucking game.

Get people you know and play together with DLC unlocker or be a good goy and wait for the sale like most people do most of the dlcs are shit but some of them are cool

Summer sale is right around the corner and most of the DLC will be like a dollar each. Start saving your shekels now.

I was bored and Decided to try to make a racist build
I was thinking of this mask, suit, Javalins, bow and playing as Chains while changing my steam name to 'Spear chucker'

forgot pic

Thst's a cool mask

Nice mask you got there

What am I looking at?

My shitty attempt at a tribal mask

I actually really like the game and I find it really fun.

I just played a few hours of it just then.

>having an opinion

Am I just not seeing the perk, or is there no longer any way to increase smg rof? The uzi is kind of tricky without it.

Fucking kill yourself, shill.

Your favorite geezer Jiro or Rust ?

Rust

>tfw the Hardcore Henry pack is the best free thing they've given the community in a long time
>tfw it's movie shilling

No longer a way to do that. Use a different SMG.

My fellow

Eh, atleast the heist was good I guess.

heres a key for masks and psychonauts

>DNQKV-YVJR(FOUR) -KWYRV
>405LV- (FOUR)VHNV-K4DGM

and Jimmy is better than the first two movie tie in characters.

thankyou mr sir

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Rust. Jiro was a waste of good characterization.

Jiro was a wasted opportunity of a character. I thought we were going to get honouraburu samurai from the trailer instead we get BANZAI NIPPON CROAKER

Considered trying Plywood on the Oliver mask? The Oscar award face one? It looks a bit scratched already, so it might be cool.

wacky japanese grandpa
Perlman's voice and lines are good but I don't like non-suits and I don't like his first person gloves.

Wick is cool
>fireworks

Reminder that Goat Sim is one of the most poorly designed heists ever.

Cannot invite random people you haven't added to groups anymore, sorry.

I haven't touched PD2 since they added the microtransactions and that whole shitstorm.
How has the game changed since then? Is it worth reinstalling?

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It would be better if it were just day one and nothing to do with goats. Being dropped in an open area of city streets and left to complete tasks can be pretty great, but its only a thing in Goat, Birth of sky, counterfeit and a few of the escapes. Most of them aren't that well executed either.

Yes it's worth it. Micro transactions are still in but it's only to spray paint your gun. The stat boosts they had with the gun skins can be obtained by regular card drops now.

Birth of sky is how you do an open map well. Goat sim day one is not. It sucks.

Openly gay heister when?

>

but user
that's you

She has an annoying voice and nothing else, shit character

>sale
Guess it's time to see what I missed out on since last September.

Fuck off shill.

Which are actually worth a fucking damn? I'm willing to pass on almost all the guns and crap but if there's some specific weapon that's exceptionally good I'd like to pick that up.

>shill
I guess I should have been more obvious about my intention for the more simple minded kids like you.
"Is any of this stuff actually worth the reduced price?"

Fuck off shill.

>new dlcs not even at 10%

Fuck off shill.

Fuck off shill.

>Being surprised
The last DLC to be released never goes on sale. What did you think Overkill changed?

Wolf Pack for China Puff

Fuck off shill.

Expecting new DLC less than a month old to have any discounts is pretty foolish. Especially when it's a new heist DLC and not a p2w weapon pack.

Kill yourself shill

store.steampowered.com/app/218620/

ARE YOU READY

FOR

TWELVE

DAYS OF FREE WEEKEND?

>Payday 2 FREE TO PLAY...

I almost had a heart attack.

overkillsoftware.com/games/ftpjuly2016/

>Biker Safe is coming June 23rd
READY TO BECOME THE NEXT LEVEL OF GOOD GOY?

SURE IS SUMMER HERE

>PAYDAY 2: Free to Play and the summer sale is here! 75% off on everything!
>except the new dlc's goyim, wouldn't want to lose the profits from that so early

My one friend wants to play that disgrace of a heist on DW and do the pro job also. I straight up told him to SAM the achievements instead because I'm not going to do it.

What DLCs should I buy?

Bought Clover pack for the perk deck, and assault for the GL-40.

Got the sokol pack already, as well as the AKCAR Mod pack.

Any suggestions? I don't see the point in buying everything for £35.

Tranny heister when?

DLC unlocker or fuck off.

FUCKDAMMIT
OVERSHIT
WHERE IS MY CHAINS SAFE?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Aye what crossover shilling do you guys want and/or predict ?

>12 days of freeshitters

send hlep

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Host the game and play with freinds only.

>having friends
Fuck off, shill. Overkill on damage control.

>12 days of shitposting from idiots playing with pubs.
Thanks Overkike.

did anyone else get really fucking scared for a minute when they saw the words "free to play" come up?

>Want
Lock stock/Snatch dlc with Vinnie Jones character. Day one could be a copy of HM2 but set in a caravan park and with mobsters replaced by pikeys
>Predict
John Wick 2 dlc. They already foreshadowed it with those guys in H&T car park.

>Being in the Steam group.
Make sure to fondle the balls while you suck their dick.

is this game worth getting into? or should i run as long as i can?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 2015 GOTY EDITION?

WHY DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING SUMMER SALE

WITHOUT THE UPDATED GOTY EDITION?

WHY TELL PEOPLE ON STREAM THAT IT EXISTS IF YOU DON'T SELL IT

Buy it from a 3rd party key site (to avoid giving Shillkike money) and use the DLC unlocker.
Do NOT pay for ANYTHING relating to PD2 through Steam unless you're a dirty fucking shill.

Why don't you play it for a bit and decide your yourself, dickhead. I don't know you and therefore cant tell you if you'll like it or not.

run away from this place

save yourself my friend

RUN BITCH
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN