/ss13g/ Spessmen on a Spess Station General

>Hey you know those mobs we have that are immune to all temperature, all pressure, can't bleed, can't be knocked down by airflow, don't need to breathe, can't be stunned by any ranged means, and have high armor?
>What if we gave them the ability to hold weapons?

stop overreacting nothing will go wrong

this is ridiculous
the only engine you can setup with a engiborg alone is the solars

the only benefit a engiborg has is to synthetize materials to other departments and change module

you can't even autism on atmosia because you don't have socket wrench

>can't be stunned by any ranged means
>what are EMP reactions, ghetto camera flashers, and Ion guns
I mean I won't disagree with the rest of that but come on.

I thought EMPs directly drained their battery without stunning them.

that mat synth is a massive benefit. the station can run on solars alone. their energy powered RCD is one of the strongest engineering tools in the game

flashbangs stun borgs too now

Reminder that molesting miners is a crime.

I would think that molesting anyone is a crime, except for people that aren't part of NT like nuke ops and trader vox.

Fuck no. You roll mommi or butch up. Learn to make the teg or wire solars and shut off some useless shit.

You can setup the TEG alone. Gitgud.

Mao from last round is a true nigga

Everyone was dead and power was gone. He was welding into the armory from space in a space suit trying to survive.

Realest nigga.

>you will never corner dana in a mineshaft
>you will never knock her unconscious and drag her back to the outpost
>you will never take off her suit and grub whatever part of her qt tubby body you want
>you will never leave her to wake up with no knowledge of what happened

EMPs do not stun borgs, they drain the battery

It's not even fast like you would expect, and worse yet they don't have any pain equivalent. So you fire three rounds into the borg and it just keeps coming because its hypercell has a fuckton more charge anyway. Doesn't even slow down.

Let the ERPers have their ERP. Think of the griffing potential.
>Roll antag, get thermals
>Run by dorms and other secluded areas from time to time
>If you see two people alone standing close to one another then pop in there and throw your powergame brand chloral/poly acid smoke grenade at their feet
>Turn off their sensors when the smoke clears
>Space the bodies
>Eventually they will start whining and call it metagrudging and demand immunity from antags and then they get BWOINKED

If that want ERP so bad then just make it your mission to kill them every time you roll antag.

I had a dream Pomf was getting $3000 a month on Patreon

you'd think an EMP would do more than just lmao drains battery

magnetic shit is bad for electronics
EMP should fuck borgs up bad
destroy internal parts
at the very least, drain battery and cause a moderate stun

what exactly happened.

I bet he was dreaming the same thing

Oh, lord, the public servers are actually worse than Veeky Forums. And filled with underages.

They do stun and damage it. You can insta blow them with emp grenades

everyone died.
he kept fighting.

Mao says, "I'm cool with that" You finish the barricade. Mao buckles in! Mao says, "Oh" Mao says, "That's not good" Mao unbuckled herself! Something bright flashes in the corner of your vision!

legalise erp

>chem fridge facing lobby

>no fridge for medbay proper

the fuck

>Mutate and splice 6 yield walking mushrooms
>Breed a champion
>Champ walks into the transit tubes, never to return
>AI is rogue and singuloose for yet another boring round
Well at least I was right about being able to label and revive dead mushrooms. Fighting ring and bets never because antags are faggots.

Because the chem fridge might as well be public anyways

This. Save like 60% of your business too

>anyone wants to they come in and scarf all your shit

ehhhhhh

>>anyone wants to they come in and scarf all your shit
what

scarf means eat in some places

shit is a colloquialism for stuff

I know you think they stun based on that but you're wrong

1,5 means that it stuns between .1 and .5 ticks

By comparison, a flash stuns for 10 ticks, which is 20 to 100 times longer.

>people seriously want ERP
No.
go to furcadia if you want to fucking yiff on your 1990's computer game

plus it would devaluate changeling

First thing i'm doing when ERP is legalised is spreading my legs in dorms for anyone and everyone
t. Morena

where did the name e-mag came from anyways

>try other servers
>no one do their jobs

Redundant post, but I thought you were kidding when you said that the other servers are shit.
Bay is a skeleton station. But good netcode, I don't lag one bit.
Veeky Forums is valids-hunting. But good netcode, I don't lag one bit.
Hippie is Minecraft-kiddies lair. But good netcode, I don't lag one bit.

Veeky Forums is fine, you guys are fine, really, but the lack of variety in antagonists is rather boring.

"You're a traitor, kill X". Then kill X and... back to normal work.
Wizards are moot.
MalfAI almost never happens.
Most of times fellow Cultists were bored.
And the netcode is shit.
Ops is ok, but "OPS!" "Shuttle has been called", BOOM.
Changelings are alright.

Can't believe you guys are the best server.

electro-magnetic

its how it breaks doors

Why is everyone talking about erp now?

do people have an issue with vgstation's netcode?

I only tend to lag during explosions and atmos shit on Veeky Forumsstation, but maybe it's because I haven't played other servers much that I don't notice the lag.

we mad thirsty

Wrong pic. Pic related, other servers are basically perma greytide.

The fuck are you calling netcode?

Lag is caused by server-side operations.
Byond's netcode is shared between all the servers, the only difference is what gets sent from server to client.
There is next-to-no client-based lag. If you find Veeky Forumsstation slower, it's because the server is performing worse.

there's a fucking vote on the forums

thankfully it's 60% no to 40% yes, but the fact people even voted yes is cringy enough

it's like if someone played mafia or town of salem just to have pretend sex

just go play some shitty yiff game/MMO if you want to do that autistic shit, it's a much better place than mspaint with atmospherics: the video game to do it

A lot of people have no idea on doses so they take 80u

I know they stun because I used them. Yeah a flash is much better but emp has plenty

>kill x and back to normal work
Trying to make the round fun in favour of getting greentext is kinda encouraged on this server IIRC.
Like, everyone will applaud your efforts and even play along (unless you get THAT kind of sec) if you're putting effort into a gimmick.

>PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE ERP ARE CHRISTIAN VIRGIN FAGGOTS
>impliying ERP is not the lowest and only form of "sex" neckbeard virgins will ever had
Everytime someone calls anti-ERPs insecure i wonder if they had quitted the idea of physical sex

...

I understand antags are free to kill everyone, but I'm not that mean

I mean, look, if you ERP, you already go to the "oh shit nigger, what the fuck are you doing" class of people, cause instead of, y'know actually watching porn or fucking someone else, you decide to describe sexual acts ona screen to someone else ina ofetn contrived and needlessly long manner.

That's already bad. But now, of all places to do so, including actual MMOs built for that, MMOs that were Not made for that, sites made for it, and just about every single game out there that isn't made with BYOND, what do you do?

You want to ERP on a atmospherics simulator game made with some of the shittiest fucking launchers on earth with a bunch of imature people with a lot of extra time in their hands for a slightly less austistic game than dorf fort, wit h a heavy focus on collective social play, not meant to be erotic or anything? You are just a tard mate, you got no reason to do this

I don't think it should be allowed but look at what's happened when it isn't.
>toeing the line
>sending secret PDA's
>argument over argument over it

Now this isn't an argument for doing so, ERP is really not a thing I think would benefit the station, unless I'm allowed to patrol dorms with a shotgun, but this is going to be a constant thing whether admins allow it or not.
Although I think it's funny that you can shout "Fucking nigger cunt Voxes gas them race war now" and set their dead bodies up in a swastika but can't touch your doodle.

I want erp purely to meme it up with rape and slapping people around with my pixel dick

That's the beauty of it user, you get antag, think of something cool.
Steal the nuke and declare ransom, get a hostage, unscrew all the computers and throw em out the mass driver, EAT IAN, slowly but surely gib everyone until no-one is left, change the AI's law to be a mess, antag is your one way ticket to be a giant kid and giggle.
Yeah you'll be shafted by the first pissed off assistant but you be loud and charismatic enough IC even Nick "Greytide Killer" Weller will play along.

Being a bigot is Veeky Forums culture :^) Sexism, racist, homophobia, all part of Veeky Forums my dude :^) but not touching your weiner or snickerdoodle, oh no. This is a CHRISTIAN imageboard, you'll go to HELL for that. No one has ever even hugged me, but I KNOW it goes against GODS WILL

me:fugs u with my iddlydong and gasps and says i lobe u pls love me bag is not sex user

holy shit, i know you're sexually frustrated but just go play world of warcraft if you want to touch your doodle that fucking bad

it's free to play as a female belf, and only costs 5 dollars to play as a worgen

>Although I think it's funny that you can shout "Fucking nigger cunt Voxes gas them race war now" and set their dead bodies up in a swastika but can't touch your doodle.

But that shit is funny mate, it can create some interesting situations, the lore allows it and such, and generally nobody is doing mass murder to get their dicks wet.

Now, ERP? What exactly are you going to do mate? Its meant to be nothing but wanking material for you and the person you are doing it with. Just straight up making erotic roleplay on a atmospherics simulator, not doing your job or making something someone can capitalize or make the round fun from. Its just wank, and while you could argue, yeah its a social thing and that nobody is constantly talking to over 3 people at once, we kind of also have better things in general than allow the kind of people who just ERP into the server. We aren't exactly the best to begin with, so why let the shit floodgates wide open.

Why is the anti-ERP party sperging out more than the supposed "tard group" is

They have more to lose.

because the people you're saying are sperging out are actually just ERP party members falseflagging the shit out of the argument

I wouldn't consider this sperging so much as explaining our point of view. I ain't seeing caps lock and random shitflinging

>generally nobody is doing mass murder to get their dicks wet.
Speak for yourself fucking casual.

I never said I wanted to touch my pixelated penis in the game, I said I was against it didn't I, the last bit was just a note on the comparison of what you're allowed to do and what you can't do, gawd.

Same goes to you, it's like you both read the last bit and ignored the rest.

>Now this isn't an argument for doing so, ERP is really not a thing I think would benefit the station, unless I'm allowed to patrol dorms with a shotgun, but this is going to be a constant thing whether admins allow it or not.

Goddamn sons.

>tfw you will someday ERP with a qt vox gf

ASS TO BEAK
>ASS TO BEAK
ASS TO BEAK
>ASS TO BEAK

>gf
>not bf
fag

If you enable erp Kurt Jacobs will duck you're Saudi.

I was mostly explaining why one was aceepted and contributed and the other was shit mate, just adding to your argument, i did read the last part, just wanted to add in a bit.

just make it so all erpers are valid

I can and will hunt disgusting race traitors that wish to get it on with other species. But everyone else is a-okay.

Ah right, that's fair enough.
Turns out I need to read better too.
And so an interesting lesson was learned today my friends.
YOU MASSIVE CUNT
Nah sorry, my bad man.

Detective you were the worst please kill yourself

I'M LOVIN IT

>be ling
>think parasting paralyzes+silences still
>parasting chef
>HELP HELP KITCHEN BARTENDER
>have to run off
>make voice activated welderbomb
>while running through R&D maint, some fucking scientist opens the maint while I'm there
>"WELDERBOMB-"
>boom
I just wanted to make a meadbay.

It'd ignite valid hunting like never before. Even Tajarans are sometimes helped to turn back into human if a wizard was involved, and only once while reading erotica as the librarian were my doors kicked in.

You'll have secret doors in dorms and cameras set up so the warden and the AI can out and get the mob around. Which is great and all but the second ERP is allowed you'll have 30 people suddenly not doing their job to look for anyone so much as showing a shin.

>erprs erp wearing stungloves, e-guns and shotguns in hand
>kills you the moment you walk in to them me:puts hug dig in bagina
>no one gets banned

get gud

>Removing kebab from station
>Madman detective locked me before I was able to find, stun arm and blow you up
>Joe fiddler takes my cell out
>Done for
T-Thanks...

Who were you that I made you upset?
>latejoin expecting to do some detecting
>everything's gone to shit for some reason
>borg pulls me to HoS to grab the spare ID and nuke disk before I even get my stuff
>WHO HAS THE SPARE
>SOMEBODY FUCKING CALL IT
>use the spare to call it
>OH SHIT BORG'S ROGUE
>OH FUCK I JUST SAW THIS BORG SPACE SOMEONE
>two different people testify to rogue borg, not locking them down would be reckless
>Oh I didn't actually see the borg space anyone but he was yelling about it
>what
>fuck it, I'll just drag the locked borg over anyway
>who removed his fucking cell too
>try to find a power cell so he's not deaf but the shuttle is almost gone
If more than one person calls borgs rogue, you are a shitter for not locking them
If you lock them, the borgs think you're a shitter
You can't win

a few years ago we had erp and we had to disallow it for specifically this reason
people were using it as a way to bait people into trying to kill them so they could fight back

>One guy is the guy who's outside the office eswording in
>Other is a cargo cuck
>Last is a fucking atmos tech. The kings of I don't give a shit I'm gonna bandwagon cause it doesn't hurt me to do so
First rule of silicons is it's always the dindu's who did and people massively butthurt when they got dunked on a couple rounds ago by malf/subverted silicons who cry rogue

My next target was dat fukken ling now that I could just stun arm and fuck his shit.

>all these fags whining about wanting to me" does the sex move to try and impress some sweaty neckbeard playing a girl
>calls the nay sayers virgins and fags
>when all the Spessmen that get laid irl are the ones that vote no
It's a comfy feel to come home from the gf's house, log onto my computer and deny neckbeards their Textfucking

>outside the office eswording in
Again, I had just late joined and nobody briefed me on anything besides "a shard exploded"
Nothing about traitors
Or lings
Or anything
Just "GRAB THE SPARE WE'RE CALLING THE SHUTTLE SHIT'S FUCKED WHY ARE YOU NOT CALLING IT YET?"

>tfw you don't need erp because several of your fetishes are already in-game
>tfw ss13 is really a treasure trove of degeneracy if you just look around a little

Name em you fag, I wanna laugh at you

>bragging about having a gf on an chinese imageboard on a thread of an atmospherics simulator game
You could be the President of the United States and you'd still be no better than anyone here.

Well I was further over. Guess you didn't see the attacks or the firelock dropping when he broke it.

The grille has been hit by Robert Mann with the energy sword.
Robert Mann hits the reinforced window with the energy sword.
Robert Mann hits the reinforced window with the energy sword.

Who says it wasn't just some spaghetti renamed into a Esword?

What matters is getting my laughs in at the neckbeards
ERP does not belong on the server and will lead to heads going AFK, kill baiting, and overall cringe shit
Like do you really want to beat off that badly the game looks like shit

>everyone will applaud your efforts and even play along (unless you get THAT kind of sec) if you're putting effort into a gimmick.
reminder that one guy decided he'd rather commit sudoku than suvive sudoku

I too find the shard erotic.

>mind control
>slime girls and slimes in general
>various transformation-related things thanks genetics
>actual cannibalism
>asphyxiation
>gas masks
>parasites
>blood play
>non-humans
>robots
>ryona
AND MANY MORE

He can still laught at retards who erp my mate, same as with anyone who hasn't gone low enough to actually erp. Holy Helel on a tricicle, that shit is garbage.