/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

whens the next operation

dropping hot friday

>page 10

page 10 rave save

Fuck I can't stop laughing. I literally got put against a team that voted to surrender after the first fucking round.

every game has at least one cheater in it

every pro game has at least two

game is dying slowly

na has pros
CHECKMATE

Hey fags has any one of you had problems with the game recently? I've just checked my game inside and out and none of my guns are firing in-game, even my knife is failing to...knife. Should I be concerned? Do I perhaps just need to git gud

If they are concerned about elo it's the best decision because they don't lose many rounds.
Besides that why would anyone want to play 4v5?

Dazed is currently 1-17 in his ESEA match.

dazed looks like a serial killer lol

that ocean feel

dazed is the zodiac killer

brb refining this meme to a nugget

im about to play csgo hehe ;^)

real nigga hours. who the fuck up? playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

i'm up and would love for someone to tweet this at the slemmster

What more can he do

that's a horrible idea

you're out of touch

im out of time

when it's watching for lies
you cant escape my eyes

that's not out of touch o.o

THEY GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE ACTION MAN "I'm happy, hope you're happy too."

They need to put RPGs and Grenade Launchers in the game

wow I didn't know csgo general was so dead when there is no drama shit or anime fags online.

do only kids play this game?

>do only kids play this game
if my matchmaking experience today is to be believed, yes

some of the children use mom's credit card to buy aimware or a fancy karambit

>tfw buying skins with my wife's son's credit card

yo im about to dm. post some songs.

a dreaded sunny day so i'll meet you at the cemetery gates

I posted a strawpoll of gorillaz albums and gorillaz won, but you should only listen ti plastic beach and demon days

average 190 ms
global
am I good?

>am I good?
No you aren't. Come back when you're part of the fnatic roster.

too bad nobody cares about the gorillaz

vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE NOT WELL LOUIE.

YOU HAVE TO COME OUT NOW

>IM GONNA CALL 999
mentally ill people need to be helped

>anime fags online.
I am, but I'm busy setting up my ts3 server

5 AM drunk theme
youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

>tfw gobabbies dont know what banging on the wall with your knife in 1v1 means

Everyone moved onto overwatch.

>implying it means anything

Jesus fuck, just spent 2 hours on the market looking for a good AK-47 skin under $50
Never have I been so autistic in my life

All of the skins look like shit, especially with stickers
the only gun that goes well with stickers is the Redline
Every other gun like the Frontside Misty or Point Disarray already has a good paint job but then people stick like 4 fucking stickers on it to ruin the shit

What's a good ak-47 skin, which can go with 4x fucking kawaii killer T sticker

>the Frontside Misty or Point Disarray already has a good paint job
>people stick like 4 fucking stickers on it to ruin the shit
kys retard

I bet you're the faggot who sticks some random autograph stickers of some neckbeard faggot on a 30 cent glock

based jet set

Fuck you I like my battle scarred p250 sand dune with 3 JW stickers on it

rate my gun fuckers

Shit desu

literal aids

I do hope you realize 999 is the emergency service number of the UK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(emergency_telephone_number)

nice ak :3

it doesnt even match. should have put it on a blue laminate.

Sell it and get a case hardened you stupid faggot

>tfw iBP will never be unbanned and dominate the scene

nice meme
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/IBUYPOWER/Results#Detailed_Results

>Na'Vi already dropped 2 maps in Eleague
>Might not make 1st seed
>Entire seeding process is now completely fucking pointless because the only thing that mattered is not getting 4th and facing the favourite in the 1st round of playoffs

Bravo, Eleague. They should've just done BO3 double elimination from the start. That wouldn't even result in many more maps played total, just a few.

How is that Eleague's fault? They played like shit so they didn't win

Pretty much each group has a massive favourite, take as the most extreme example LG's group. Now the objective of the other 3 teams is to atleast not get 4th place, while at the same time the favourite team in principle doesn't really have to give a shit about the seeding process at all. And if they start dropping maps, the point of the seeding process is lost, as you'll have say the #2 team facing the #1 in the first decider match.

It's just a really poor format, with 12 unimportant maps being played before the real games start.

>clutching a mm game from 15-6 to 15-15

the fuck is this?

nice toggle fuckboi

>you will never be brazilian

>2 gamma cases in on day

not complaining desu

Hey plebs Kappa

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tfw no csgog bf to play overwatch with

>tfw no nice bf to play anything with and watch streams and talk

hey
im somehow supreme now
but I cant kill anyone with glocks, I just dont understand that weapon
should I even stop running while shooting?
ty

>should I even stop running while shooting?
Yes, also try to tap shoot.

no, You need to stay as a pack of 2-3 and ADAD slowly so you move a lot. 2-3 guys with glocks is going to overwhelm most CT's if they don't hit a few usp 1taps early and you can close the distance.

If you're not in a pack you kind of have to aim, pretend it's an AK and you're tapfireing.

Also, use fucking burst fire to your advantage. If you're close to someone and you have some cover to abuse, shoot your 3 shots and run around the box/wall whatever, wait for the cooldown on the burst and repeek with a prefire and you have a higher chance of hitting him then he does of hitting you.

Source: I'm a god with pistols

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nice ty

>tfw ive got that

I got ranked Silver but I drop 30 bombs every game on d2. How long til I reach GE?

few weeks

>tfw i want that sort of

few

>new to esea
>half the time run into really relaxed and funny guys who don't care at all when i misplay
>the other half of the time encounter literally the most emotionally disturbed and irrationally upset people i've ever known as they lose their shit when they spectate me and i misplay even slightly (e.g. get a 3k but whiff on the 4th)
>get accused of being total trash at the game by people i'm outfragging (and not even from lucky anti-eco kills)
i really don't get it???? but thank god for this .block function

stop playing dust 2 then 2 weeks

t. ge

>turn prime on - I rape them every game
>turn prime off - get absolutely destroyed

Looks like it's working so far. Until retards turn prime on.

other way around for me

only boosted underageb& left in nonprime, I'm coming into actual functioning human beings in prime, and I'm noticing the people I'm playing against are significantly more organised than it used to be. although I'm not complaining, the teammate quality has also improved massively.

Who you got to win?
Map 1 Mouz
Map 2 Echofox
Flipsid3 to lose all

F3 will beat Echofox.

>be successful white male
>watch anime
>catch autism and become neet

Echofox will win cobblestone. Hopefully. I went low on upset.

echo win on cobble
mous win on other map

>tfw ive got that

Which generals is /csgog/ friends with?

If youve played any other fps you should be dropping 30 on most silvers they are bad