/utg/ - Undertale General

pretty comfy, act

good shit

Please be the mother of my children.

>cookchara quit
>act comes back
On how many layers of irony are you operating?

greetings, sansposter with the filename I wonder how your comp isn't deleting your sans pics for having the same name!

Here's the cat dick, as promised

That's good.

I don't understand.

hi friend. im a mobile pleb desu so that might have something to do with it, dont tell anyone though

anyone getting pumpkin cravings
but i can't seem to locate any pumpkins

Sometimes I do get a craving to pump my kin, yeah

nth for korean underswap sans being heavier than he looks

daily grope reminder

...what?

bigg hands

Why do I always become friends with/let botfags control me
this is probably just for their own amusement

As a botfag this made me laugh.
>tfw you are the burgerpants to all the botanons

for you
oh right, im even in that and forgot

oh god i really am my lifes in shambles im taking orders from botfags and hELP
note to self lay off the fucking burgers

Aw come on bpants is cute darling.

no we're both ugly freaks that should have dunked themselfs into the frybin
unless of course you want that...w hatwait wha tthe fuck

>this is probably just for their own amusement
Gonna admit, I do it because I'm bored as fuck.

Take care of your bottoms, user.

now you have to go and be gay with an ice cream man

you just need to find a cute nice cream user like i did, they used to torment me too

...well I do like ice cream
..is it blue ice cream? I like the color blue.
(wake me up)

Some people find pathetic people cute user.

it can be any color you want my man, i prefer green myself

Hey, you know what, karma is a bitch, alright?

well if somebody thinks my waste of space is good then at least im doing something right
ok, good.. i like blue

I want to murder him and use his corpse as a sleeping bag.

wwhat now bosIM MENA MTT
what did i do wrong this time botposter
your my favorite of the botfags

Oh- there's skeleposters and botfags. Have the chara and asriel posters died out?

no they're always here, usually way more during non dead hours though

But botanon what do you mean?

Everyone is banned. Everyone. Including you. How are you even posting?

Pfft I'm behind 7 proxies.

Oh, man.

Don't do this.

Ihave no other choice

Aw fuck, I missed shitpost hours.

>what did i do wrong this time botposter
I (can't wake up) either.
>your my favorite of the botfags
Oh, stop it, you.

They're asleep.

Who the hell is cookchara

Some things never change I guess.

I might come back here.

Sorry cool botposter.

an annoying retard, when people bring them up just ignore it

oh, ok, yeha, i havne tsleept... sorry... hope yu alspet wlel...
love you boss

Tori

Yes you do.
You have free will.

Thicc is a meme that will shortly die out. All that will happen is that you get fat.
Now post something Undertale related.

im glad to hear that, cant speak for others but i missed ya

Not today.

Jesus, you are finished.

Also stop this retarded rp

really? im
im seriously starting to wonder
oh god are you that strictfag who tells people to post "relevant undertale content" in this, of all the threads

sutt

That's super hot.

>cool
Got that right.

Yeah, no, I haven't slept either. Don't worry about it.

Okay, let me tell you the truth then
There is no free will
You still need to stop this

...

I missed you too.

booby

>file name

if i scream will it help
ok i just need to finish up doing this, wait till 6 am, do some heavy lifting, and then i can finally pass out...

hey guys I wanna show you my rare and expensive fish skell

There is something sexy about Mettaton blowing smoke out of his cheek vents.

I have been waiting for so fucking long to use that picture, you have no idea.

No, go to bed now, you fuck.

Does it go good with soy sauce?

...

Centipedetale
500% scarier than that horror AU

That's pretty metal.

Anyways, I'm just one dude, mang. The rest of our sanctuary are all hung over from the chemistry jokes and cheap wine from last night. All of our contracts are on hold. I couldn't gote up your times even if I tried.

If II dodo tha t aiI wont get the mney Iand I neeed Mone yto liiviieeee

Cool, do you trade?

Then drink coffee that has enough caffeine to kill a small child, or frisk, to remain on topic.

Good.
That means the true best goat can take over.

1.Hi guys. So, is there anything new coming? I remember toby teased something in a last update. Did he say anything about it or his "new game" on twitter.

2.Also how big is the chance that his new game is sequel/prequel/in the same universe as undertale? I think it's 100% cuz it will sell at least 1m cuz that youtubers and tumblr made the game very popular and toby is not a moron to refuse such big amount of money.

3.Also what about wiiu port?

But she's not even in your post.

i dont have coffee only pain and tea

Well, fuck. Do you have sugar.

>no
>0%
>stop asking
nice trips

yboob

it's all bones ya dingus. that one is for my aquarium.

kek

sure! I need a breeder for this one. this fish skell I use for beauty contests. he sparkles a lot

I think i have a box of the cubes from a high school project, they're a few years out of date if they're still ther.

>Did he say anything about it or his "new game" on twitter.
No
He randomly started to tweet about the game again and people got excited because last time he did he worked on an update

2 no fucking clue, Toby would be stupid to not capitalize on it

3 no word about that

>few years out of date
Oh god I had spaghetti user flashbacks

wpwnnw
who now

Toriel is pregnant, user. She's there.

ynot

Do it up, famalam. I don't even think there are any euro momfags at this point. We're mostly from NA and SA.

An aquarium full of Undertale characters sounds super rad

>Anything new
No.
>Chance of game being sequel/prequel/same universe
Nobody here knows anything about that. Toby doesn't seem the type to sell out creatively for more sales. He'll likely make whatever he wants. Don't get me wrong, he'll sell out in general, but I can't imagine he'll let the plot of the game he's making as a whole be affected.
>Wii U port
No clue, why care?

/utg/, post the saddest things you've got

>they're a few years out of date if they're still ther.
You know what you must do.

i have more of these than I do pictures of anything else

>Saddest thing you've got
/utg/ will still be around a year from now.