League of Legends General /lolg/

Turkish Champion to wage Djihad on the Christian and send 320.000 men to their deaths on the battlefield WHEN?

Teemo in ARAM is fun. Very fun.

Also Malzahar clearly needs a Nurgle-themed skin.

>Also Malzahar clearly needs a Nurgle-themed skin.

No, Kog does. Malz can be Tzeentch.

>5 out of 11 posts hidden

This is a good day, this is a good thread.

But he has his weird void disease and he spawns tiny beings that could easily be Nurglings!

what do the asterisks do?

they filter any post with the word "Fox" in it, like

>cute fox
>fox waifu
>etc.

Xth for best somewhat canon ship

Please nerf Vlad so I can play him again.

>biggest aram patch in league history
>still not disabling the absolute cancer champions

HAha so fun

>somewhat canon
No, never.

>slaanesh without a dick and only two tits

>who is Trundle

wildcards
the asterisk can be either nothing or any character you can put

for example fox* filters everything that starts with fox

DID SOMEONE SAY 'BOMB'?

They will never date/marry/whatever.

But they will have a story together and Vlad being the lewd fuck he is will make some advancements. Mark my words.

Just play him single player you kek.

I happen to like that version of Slaanesh. Slaanesi demons are already all kinds of messed up.

Because trolls and Orks are the same thing, right? Besides, Trundle doesn't have a shoota or any sort olf Orky weaponry.

What about Rumble and his Mek?

What does the numbers means ?

AIN'T NO ORK GONNA TEEM UP WIT A PUNY YOR-DULL, YA GIT!

Those look like winrates, but I'm not too sure.

The D: implies that you are bad at lee

You can like it but it makes very little sense for Slaanesh to be the most vanilla sexy demon ever.

So you like six-breasted hermaphrodites with spiked tongues, pink, fleshy skin and faces and chests riddles with piercings and tattoos?

Why doesn't Riot release skins like Battle bunny Riven anymore?

Because it's """sexist""".

>decide to load up this dead game to finish up an account i'm selling
>down and seems to be down since 4 hours ago
lmao

rate my cancer

>go into normals to try out the dreaded support sion i've heard so much about
>entire team going all in on the knockup meme
>snowball the game with balls-deep turret dives
>opponents so bad i must be matched against silvers
>apparently i queued for ranked
Easiest +26 of my life.

I've only heard of sion being a top support pick in this general. No where else have I seen him yet.

>no adc
I don't see any cancer here desu

How's this for an ultimate or activated ability?

>For "x" amount of seconds, your character auto-attacks while moving. You can't cancel an auto-attack.

You'd never have to stop for even a fraction of a second to auto-attack with this champion.

I remember laning with a Blitz support against Sion in blind pick normals. Blitz ragequit after deliberately landing like one hook on him.

I wish this was the case for all melee champions

I cannot fucking stand seeing my targets getting away although I have more movespeed than they do just because my autoattack animation takes 0.5s of standing still

that's very much true on xin

He's top dog in gookland.

NA still down????

It has not translated yet to OGN, has it? KR one patch behind?

Why was there an update??

Thats what a frozen mallet is for. Works fucking great on Shyv. Xin at least has his knockups in his kit

NA has Downs?

Dunno. Being good in solo queue doesn't mean he will be played on LCK. Blitz is up there aswell and I haven't seen him in pro play since S3.

>play on eu from na
>climb to plat pretty fast
>start getting queued with 4 man premade every time
>get flamed to oblivion every game even when carrying

i get cocky playing in low elo so i deserve the flame sometimes but FUG man

We cull the bad players with toxicity into quitting or Robin Williamsing. It improves the actual game experience if you ignore chat.

Anyone knows what happened to Irelia carries U?

He didnt stream for 2 weeks

Probably hard to stream when your champ is permabanned

guy has mental issues or something, it's not uncommon for him to stop streaming and remove everything from his facebook and twitter

Best girl.
Best butt.
Best wife.

IT'S UP BOYUS

there wasnt an update, these retarded devs just took the server down for like 7 hours.

But he can still play on his smurfs and irelia isnt permabanned everygame.

Ugh, thats sad. He has such a nice voice and i love his stream

Sounds like it would be lots of fun to use, while being mechanically similar to attack-moving as Kalista. It could work on a lot of different kits as well, like a mobile, short-ranged marskman or a siege champion.

I love Lissandra! She's a soft and pure qt who lactates ice cream!

Why do people draw her with large boobs? I never seen her boobs that large.

?

because
>"muh waifu is perfect"

I want to

no love for landing strip godess
yall got shit taste

Name ONE (1) reason why you still play LoL when you're aware it's shit

all games are shit, other games are worse

I reached gold this season and I want my skin reward.

farm out the champs I don't own like Reksai

I don't feel like playing DFO for now
and Im too lazy to continue playing trails of cold steel and persona 5 isnt coming out til valentines day cause fuck Atlus USA

It's a powerful distraction and it wards the mind against depressing thoughts. Mostly by pissing you off. But still!

i played thief 1 and 2 to death
i know all the monkey islands
VtMB broke because of repeat plays

i played all the good games.
fuck off with your overcuck shit

be riven's sissy chastity slave!

>playing a shit Elsword

So I just played my first two games of PvP League ever today. Then I shut the game off because damn.

Both games two of my teammates argued with one another. One apparently fed. Both games had an enemy Jinx that knew way too well what they were doing because they steamrolled us both times super hard. I don't even really know what I'm doing. No one was nice.

Where do I even begin with trying to understand this game when? I've no idea what I'm doing other than CSing and trying to poke and not get poked back? And what's the point when a vastly more experienced Jinx blows everyone up so hard it's bonkers?

I was playing Fiora top for what little I was managing. With the item shop, the amount of champs, the obvious skillgap and all the other map mechanics, where do I start on how to git gud and begin to have fun?

Sorry if this sounds a little salt. It kinda is.

It's goodElsword though.

I played both

start with reddit, faggot

>Riven will never crush your small and useless virgin cock with her heels
It's not fair ;_;

low elo LoL is 50% knowledge of the game and 50% keeping the psychological profile of your team stable.

just play jungle and get good at that

>implying that Elsword is good in the first place
and I spend about 250 euros on that shite game

its the most polished dota moba
fps mobas and fighting shit arent as fun without the snowballing that these games have

Its fun to play when you feel like fucking around

>expecting hand hold tutorials for a PvP game
get kicked to the ground until you you learn to stand up

...

Do you remember old Fiora?

>riven will never lock you up for a year then finally force you to cum on her feet only to have to lick up every last drop

>remember 3 months ago

yes retard i do

because sometimes you just want a bag of chips instead of a full steak dinner.
then sometimes you want a bag of chips instead of a healthy breakfast.
then you end up eating nothing but chips all day.

and here I am eating chips because it's simple, quick to prepare, and doesn't taste bad.
sometimes I'll throw in some instant noodles too.

>3 months

More like 9

>3 months

They did the rework a year ago

Hup!

Did I play with you earlier?

What's a good beginning jungler then, any recommendations?

>expecting something more than "hit the other dude"
Wowee fuck my ass right?

>"I don't main mid"
>So I'm going to pick a barely viable all-in assassin that is mostly played by OTPs only, rather than a safe pick with utility

And they say diamond is "high elo"

Just wait until you see the damage dealt to champions and you'll see what I mean when I say my teammates are worse than my opponents

no lie as much better as new firoa is I still genuinely love her old ult. That was an actually well designed ability imo and i'd love to see some iteration of it on a future kit

get baited

Oh.
HAHAHAHAHAHH
good one user you had me cracking up.

There it is boys

But it's okay remember that /lolg/ said that carries need 6 items before they deal positive damage

I'm playing a role that spends 80% of the game hitting monsters and I still manage to deal more damage to champions than my teammates while building full tank because that's just how fucking bad they are

Reminder that the 2/4/3 midgame kz deserves to win more than me going 7/0/4 before 20 mins

First time playing full Ad Sion: penta, quadra, herald and baron stolen, holy shit.

please ignore that it's normal, I'm casual sliver 2

>I was merely pretending to be retarded
someone post the pic you know which one.