/dsg/ - Souls General

>Character Planner
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>KING'S FIELD
pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
pastebin.com/eNY3su63

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>BLOODBORNE
pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub

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youtube.com/watch?v=MuOMglwFt3w
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Nth for pyromancer a best class.

xth for comfy vase

Nobody in this thread even saw these guys, they all "coincidentally" picked master key and "stumbled across" the skip

to be honest, I want to forget

I wanna be as comfy as that ugly son of a bitch is.

You don't even need the key for the shortcut it just takes a little longer

i picked life ring my first run through since the description was wrong and implied a regenerating effect.
But fuck those guys and the toaster terriers

>rerolled from 40/40 pyro to 60 int sorcerer

this shit is broken

You will never be this good at pvp
youtube.com/watch?v=MuOMglwFt3w

Any of you good enough to parry a charged 2h R2?

>picked master key and still ended up in there
WITH CURSE

also unless you leave after getting the ember, you're stuck with a +5 weapon for the entirety of blighttown, and those mobs hit hard with a lot of hp

If I expect it, but that could be said for anything. On reaction it's impossible, human reaction time at best is like 10 frames at 60 fps, and that's really just for auditory cues.

>DS1 life ring description
i'm still mad about it

i got master key but i didnt know about the skips
because i played thief
havel the rock is a really tough guy

>tfw picked master key and didn't end up skipping blighttown

>tail tfw

the power....... of...... playing versus........ incompetent......... players.......

>opponent in duel using a washing pole
>pull out black knight shield

Never gets old.

>ds2 old knight armor description

the tracking on that jump attack is hillarious

I'm pretty sure a llewlyn is enough to block it still, I used to block the running attack and parry the next swing a lot

>everyone always complains about a weapon that gets literally hard-countered by shields

kek

How is it ?
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/46592

xth for ANGRY NOOT

What's your favorite NPC in souls series ?
mine is Creighton

I still don't get what does it refer to. There was a rumour that Old Knight equipment has a 5% chance to do a sun ring-like explosion when breaking, was it disproven?

smuph's hammer is really underrated for invasions

Benhart or bust

EZ frag. I can 1shot u lmao

Guys ?

do you need kalameet's tail for the knight's honor cheevo on PC?

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA USE WOLF RING+2

>invade at chapel
>host left every door locked aside from the very last shortcut to bonfire, even main door to chapel bonfire door locked
>seed has been active
>run/fight through hordes of enemies
>finally get to the bitch
>get instagibbed by hosts phantoms

Thanks Miyazaki

its fucking awful

but you can expect to do well with most cosplays

I have my shield

Okay.

>not bcing as soon as you see the seed icon

OH GOD HE'S GONNA DO IT
DON'T DO IT

I'M GONNA DO IT
DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

pastebin.com/jqKQj426

Pretty bee-

I don't remember these guys even though I didn't skip blight town.

Have you tried 40 faith or so and 50 int for dark magic, pyros, and sorcery?

There was one, and he only attacks you if you break his barrel, so you might have just missed him entirely.

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>Just killed Sif
Damn, that was sad

And the truth is that all "cool" "look at me, i backstab focking noobs" videos are just compilations of those fights with incompetent players.
All of those vids are.

Dude, I'd like to see a webm of anyone managing to parry a fully charged 2handed R2.

Stop implying you're God like

>He still stayed still even if you clearly saw him
Dedicated

Firekeeper

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DON'T DO IT
YOU'RE GONNA DOOM US ALL

I'VE ALREADY DONE IT
THE AGE OF POISE APPROACHES

so i've managed to force 3 people so far to disconnect at pontiffs by being a passive 60 int tinder user with farron dart and great soul arrow
each time they try to get in they eat a glaive combo for like 700 hp and outside of range they are getting endlessly kited by darts for 120 damage per hit, shit is hilarious

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
Dark Souls 3.2: Return of the Poisestabs

It's even sadder if you fight Sif after completing the DLC. There's an alternate cutscene.

How can sif be dead if he's alive in dark souls 3?

Anyone know if +5 unique weapons can be dropped in a world with max +6 normal weapons?

Sif isn't alive in DS3.

>fighting on Archdragon Peak

>doing the trial thing with a gold and Hawkwood

>invader '>implying' invades

>half health, no estus, no ashen, no FP

>gold is my only hope of survival

>he gets parried and one shot

>I'm curled up behind a pillar

>he slow walks

>show him I'm out of everything

>'I'm sorry'

>choose to jump off the cliff

>he's beckoning me back before I do

I've never felt so defeated.

Wibbly wobbly time etc etc. Personally I don't think it's him.

>you're stuck with a +5 weapon for the entirety of blighttown

is this unreasonable

is blight town really that hard for people

>friend builds kind faggot around straight dex

Spider tits has an insane hp pool
You're also poisoned for the fight without moss

I would love invading there except 99% of your invasions are just a host already crossing the boss fog as you load in, or a 4-man squad loitering around the bonfire with absolutely no intention of going near enemies.

You can get there without getting poisoned, you just have to chose your path and wait between islands.

Ayy this faggot Zao running around in the townshit with frozen stamina value and can't even poke hard enough to save his life.

Isn't ledditdog supposed to detect this or is that a meme? How else are you gonna do 11 two handed pokes with a demon spear when 6 is the max with fap.

>play ds1 first time 5 years after release
>friend suggests master key
>well ok
>don't know shit around the world
>end up in some places that friend says there were bypasses
>I mean fuck it first play through
>use shortcuts on ng+

suffering desu

but user I kill incompetent dipshits every day

>township pvp
Cancer

Anyone on ps4 willing to help me transfer up an unupgraded sword? Pass is hippo area is archives bonfire.

I was invaded waiting at the fog door, with two summons (I can solo the King, I just like jolly cooperation) he walks up and just stares ut us, then, right in front of him, my third summon materialises.

We all just stood, looked at each other and then we jumped into the clouds while he stood there looking on.

It was a moment.

The enemies have HP pools assuming you'd have a higher than +5 weapon.
Killing singular enemies usually takes more than an entire stamina pool at +5 and Blighttown is nothing but constant streams of 2, 3, or 6 enemies at a time with no space to split them up or kite them. It's literally the same kind of design people rag on DaS2 for, but here it is in all its glory, totally okay because Miyazaki's name is attached.

Most people just end up sprinting through Blighttown or skipping it because there's no reason not to. Backstabbing a club fatty 4-5 times just to kill it gets tedious after a while.

>Ganking where the silver archers are
>Invader parries me
>Panicrolls backwards
>Down the cliff
I swear the screams of his character were in perfect synch with his actual screams irl.

Can you upload webms of Tinder abuse? I', pretty sure I've seen literally 5 Tinder players since I started playing.

it's always the spear users that cheat their stamina
i once met a hacker on PS3 who did an ornstein cosplay but had infinite stamina, when i parried and riposted he also had infinite health on
i just ejected disc at that point

Cancer.

>Sl125 meta
>Townshit fishing contests
>poisestabbing

Thank goodness das3 is the superior game.

>him

What's the matter user, dislike the fact that people enjoy the game and relate their stories rather than be an anti-social asshole?

How the fuck do I into 4 Kangz? I beat the first two no problem but then the thrird and fourth come for my ass at the same time and I lose all of my spaghetti. This boss arena is also disorienting as fuck.

>Ganking
why

>i once met a hacker on PS3 who did an ornstein cosplay but had infinite stamina, when i parried and riposted he also had infinite health on
>ps3
>hacker

What? How? Unless they edited their health/stamina values to be ridiculously high, where I don't know how high one even could edit it.

I dislike the fact that the game is saturated with people who stand around with three phantoms, and you're one of those people at fault.

>+10 hollow CGCS

not fucking bad. You'll probably kill someone outright before you bleed them but Im glad I gave this sword a shot

Full stone, havels, or giants

Power within, bellowing dragoncrest, great combustion. 2 handed

Pretend it's dark souls 3 pvp and just chug in their face whenever you get hit since they can't punish it

Get within arms reach of them and their attacks do almost no damage

Ideally you have to kill each King before the next one spawns.

Ultimately you just gotta go hard and fast.

Also, fuck any build you have going and wear armour and use weapons that give you an advantage.

Easiest way is wearing Havel's armor, tank everything and heal when low. If you don't want to do that get a high DPS weapon, git gud and dodge

>CGCS
Capitalism's Great Carnal Shit?

Power within makes it easier, so you can kill them before more of them spawn.

Grown out of the muh honorablu duelu phase in Dark Souls 2 already
And since no major improvements were made to PvP I see no reason to start again

I can't believe I paid for this fucking piece of shit, AND the fucking DLCs
I should've known better
I got fucking jewed

it has the second lowest damage of all curved greatswords tho

I was waiting for people to summon in, not much I can do other than stand around and wait with the people who had already been summoned.

Blame From for giving people with multiple summons huge invasion priority.

>people need help with boss
>they summon x amount of phantoms
>wait for them to load in
>ass ravaged user invades
>they go through the fog wall because theyre just trying to fight the boss
>Y-Y-YOUR WHATS WRONG WITH THE GAME
>JUST FUCKING ST-ST-STANDNG THERE WITH ALL YOUR PHANTOMS
>W-W-WHY WONT YOU PLAY THE GAME LIKE I WANT YOU TOOOOOOO

christ its like you openly want to be ridiculed

There are about as much cheaters on PS3 DaS than PC DaS. At least on PS3 you can block them. There's a way to get infinite stamina with save editing somehow.

i assume some USB trickery of sorts
he was jap too so that adds to the mystery

ganking is fun