Dota 2 - /d2g/

They are together and have obviously fucked.

quick post the oddshot where you can hear sheever pissing!

shid :DDDD
is this the first shitrekt game today?

Filename

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Youre usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the shit I watch.

>there's a high chance earlier today sheever put on her Lina clothes from last TI and forced OD to pretend he was Lion and made him finger her.
>you will never be OD

Is there any hope for TNC tomorrow?

>puppey axe
>enemy has oracle
where have I seen this before?

I can bully you with my big weiner is thats ok.

there is one?

too bad, then open wide and eat your memes from owen "doing your waifu" pixel

yes senpai, you're all good

I'd like to suck sheever's big tits and sniff her pits

>tfw you just got a free set from a cute furry for being their friend

She honestly seems like the dullest and blandest person ever. I mean there's that restrained charm about her, but it feels like once you've got closer to her it just completely vanishes

EE plays mid now?

LET'S GO

Are you that upset that someone doesn't like your shitty e-celebs? Fuck off nigger

>arteezy invoker

>Global Challengers using Secret draft

it's like n0tail/miracle or arteezy/fear back in the old EG days, arteezy generally takes the heavier farmer and they switch lanes accordingly

Did you not have your warm milk this morning user? :3

I used to know someone like her.
She's the typical small village "farm girl", she probably played football when she was younger, too.

polarity vs spirit innit?

he wish.
but they have no other option

I just gave some nerd (not YOU) a Windrunner set

It was (not YOU) because YOU are not friends with me yet!

steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

SWNL

...

what hats do you have?

i don't want hats

i want cute friends

yes

yes they will, as soon as they're up against real opponents.

I had a gulagian give me golden bashers. Step up your game, senpai.

>being so sad (you) have to give people stuff in exchange for them to be your friends

>being so sad (you) would pretend to be friends with some e-autist in exchange for cheap dota hats

im not cute, can i still be your friend?

FINSTACK is DOING IT

ACTIVATE IT

i thought trixis computer went full microsoft, did they get a postpone on their game?

Matt at it again.

ATTENTION

KAIPI

BEING DDOSED

I REPEAT

KAIPI

BEING

DDOSED

All according to Keikakku.

>viper lets bone live
what a nice guy

that was rexi and they played 4v5 until the update was over

still won the game as well, lmao

who are they playing against

>odpixel blowing his nose in front of sheever
man they must have been banging for MONTHS

I have a lot of hats

I'm a cute friend!

This is a picture I took for another friend

You can bash me all night long~

Yes!

ruskies

Bulbul dho

>waga's team already lost

what a meme

WHY ARE THESE PIECES OF SHIT SHITTING UP THE THREAD AGAIN I THOUGHT THIS WAS BANNED

REEEEEEEEEE

what's their current standing?

This is fake

I still believe.

O-Oh, that looks pretty fun to bash :3

kill yourself

waiting for next qualifier cause met favs early

>arteezy feeding as usual
Business as usual I see.

>bamboe and bone7 already feeding

is there a cock between your legs?

Duh! Girls are gross, not cute.

did jeyo move to SEA for this?

first sea qualifier already over? who won?

RIP

polarity

theres no way

they win this

Post good WR Veeky Forums. Or any other hero.

My last Ex was similar, super reserved and conservative, grew up surrounded by farmland. She had other things about her that made it really enjoyable to date her but when you're in your early and mid 20's living in a major city a good night isn't always just going out to have a quite dinner like an old couple. It got boring really quickly but maybe that's what Owen is looking for, security. Honestly I think OD pixel is too immature to date Sheever, but that's probably what she's looking for, some reliable but safe fun in her life.

Where are you from user? Are you from europe?

Why don't you add me and find out, nerd?

I'll bully the hell out of you unless you bully me first

>EE

give kaipi your energy

Damn, my boys ProDota were more than ready for that shitstain shadowbladed slark.

What are /we/ watching?

>secret 3 man ganking sven
are they scared or what?

heh, oops

rtc fall apart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dotards?

Our guys PD are going to win this.

rtz invoker lmao

yeah they sure are some pussies 3 man ganking a farmed core xd

>Kaipi is losing
F

EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART
SING IS TILTING

solid connection

I forgot who the hell is on that t3 team but secret might actually lose to them

calm down ppy

you can still win this

PROOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WILL THEY BE THE NEXT "OUR GUYS" ?

whats happening???? I cant stop watching secret cuz rtz is choking hard!!!

da quantum age of computing is opun us

What did you expect? The second Zai left Kaipi lost all of their chances to qualify.

Imagine winning Secret and then gettin btfoed by another random stack later.

I would probably quit videogames forever.

hats

Sheever is lewd

>void carry
I hate this meme and I hate bamboe for drafting it.

LEWD STREAM!!

L E W D ! !