/owg/ - Overwatch General

Zarya is girly and likes McCree. Soon, she'll be wearing short shorts and a plaid t shirt.

>people actually play M2 bot besides a match here or there
christ

>collecting money from nerds

It might seem nice, but when they hit 30, become unpopular, and have no marketable skills, those savings are only going to last a few years.

>no one hero limit in ranked
hope you guys have fun with double winston every game

D. Va buffs, only small buffs to every aspect of her
>increase in speed while shooting
>remove range penalty for damage
>shorter cooldown on rocket boosters
>longer duration rocket boosters
>faster charging of mech calldown
>shorter cooldown on shield
>longer duration shield
>full armor instead of 400 armor

how would she turn out after this?

Hello Blizzard please nerf the charge rate on Mercy's ultimate so it's not up every sixty seconds thank you

Gettin real tired of resurrection wars every single game

Anyone got that pic of pharah taking care of mercy in a chair. Need it for reasons

We all do user, we all do.

When you get the hang of zarya, everything just feels so right.

how embarrassing

You're bad and you're where you belong.

This week's brawl is fucking garbage.

unless she's pissing it all away the 20k a month from her subs will last longer than a few years, never mind the donations, that's where the real money is

>symmetra and genji on defense
>teleporter is never up
>dragonblade is never unleashed

like cmon, are you guys even trying

She would be insanely powerful

>he can't kill the most easily killable character in the game

>remove range penalty for damage
>also increased move speed while firing

That would be OP as fuck, even without those other changes you proposed she would be super powerful and possibly broken

>Not flame striking for sick kills
>Not slamming every offense hero into the wall and making them your bitch
>Not using your "hit everything on the screen" hammer to kill everyone
I guess he would be pretty boring if you just held m2
Don't worry I will

I almost soloed an attack game on hanamura but couldn't get the last objective because I was the only one trying to take the point since everyone kept dying trying to flank

I'm trying so hard man

Mercy's Ultimate is the ONLY reason to ever pick her over Lucio. If anything Blizzard needs to nerf Lucio.

but that's not zenyatta

That's not Zenyatta.

its some old rebroadcast you fucking retard

>play symmetra on dorado
>win before first point is capped
>play of the game is a reaper getting my teleporter and ulting right after coming out of it, with the cart 0.2m away from the objective
>get 40% teleporter uptime card
>0 votes

well this kinda sucks

QUICK LONE WOLF/OKAMI OR YOUNG MASTER?

IF YOU DON'T REPLY >>>NOW

I dont get to play any good maps. Always reinstances so I play hanamura and gibraltor over and over and over and over. Odd time you get on edifferent and then oops reinstance to lose and have no fun.

either of the wolf ones, young master a shit his epic ones are nice too though

Just get a recolor, Hanzo's legendaries are trash

Sorry Mercyfag it's a fact that her ultimate charges just ludicrously fast, it should be brought more in line with other support ultimates that actually take a reasonable amount of time to charge.

>friends go offline
>the game stops being fun

whelp

>doing babby damage for mercy to heal up then complaining

Just standard speed while shooting, less fall off and a decrease to critbox would make her a good pick. She doesn't need nerfs, i don't know why everytime something needs to be buffed that isn't good in the first place you guys want to take something away.

>someone is bad because they keep getting paired with shit team mates, in a game that requires team coordination and class balance to win.

Yeah it's someone else's fault that some picks Hanzo, Tracer, and Genji on Defense and refuse to switch all game. It is literally impossible for one person to carry an entire game unless the enemy team is functionally brain-dead.

>p-please don't nerf my 100% required left click and q simulator please aiming and managing my ult is too hard

but I want her to eat me

"Our guy" Seagull is playing without his pocket mercy and sucks, what a surprise

>Oh well done user! You're having a great game! Look at all those gold medals!
>HOWEVER

HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP THIS SHIT?

THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING WRONG WITH MY INTERNET AND I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY THIS SHIT GAME

What do those icons even mean?

>tfw leaver's penalty
NO I WILL NOT PLAY HANAMURA OR TEMPLE OF ANUS EVEN IF YOU PUT ME INTO A GAME IN PROGRESS
FUCK
OFF

>muh MMR hell is why I lose more than is statistically probable, h-honest!

Back to league, baddie

>RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

HAMMER DOWN

GO FUCK YOURSELF, WEEABOO.

What if i told you i was a woman?

There is no leaver's penality user, at least outside of ranked

>tfw you backfill and win

Pharah

I'd rather play Anubis and Hanamura than touch Numbani or Dorado single fucking time.

lol

what a penalty right? You will get your next box in 12 games instead of 10 :'(

latency going to shit and packet loss

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>Play OW beta, didn't really like the capture point but other than that it was decent
>Vow to not buy it unless they fix the overtime system
>Friend buys it for me because he really wants me to play it and knows I won't go against what I said
>End up playing on and off
>Couple of days ago start playing nearly non-stop trying to get as many loot boxes as possible and get really good with a handful of heroes
>Start finding myself attracted to Widow
>And D.Va
>And every other female
>B-but I'm gay

And that's how Overwatch made me realize I was actually straight and just sexually confused. Had to break up with my boyfriend and everything.

Thanks, Blizzard. And thanks all of that Overwatch porn that was made almost immediately after announcement.

Zenyatta needs a damage nerf, he shouldn't be able to twoshot people with discord. That's not a support role. Only his allies should get the effect of discord.

I hope this edit hasn't been made before

so you'll be able to leave without a penalty if someone left before you? that's pretty good

Having 2 more solid healers that are fun and effective to play along with 1 or 2 more tanks would make this game so much better. They could make a support character that puts barriers on people briefly like Zarya but that would probably be too broken stacked on top of real healers.

It's really interesting how the casuals can't even see how much of a shitfest ranked will be. Hard counters was a mistake, specially when the meta revolves around stacking heros that require zero skill or barely any skill floor.

2 Lucios / Winstons / Zaryas / Tracers / Genjis. Maybe even 76 stacking. It's not a good design for a FPS game and it's not deep, it's just a flowchart. The fun part is figuring out the specific map's meta and confirming it to work by playing a couple times, but it's disgusting to play several times.

75% leavers penalty, i think you mean 18 games instead of 10

i cant tell if this is a joke

Yeah I guess it's my fault I'm Reinhardt pushing the payload while my fuckface team mates run around and get killed. Shame on me for not being immune to all damage and capping the payload single handedly because no one else on my fucking team will. Guess I should git gud. Shame on me for being the only person in a KOTH who goes for the god damn point instead of hanging around it trying to get kills or the only person who actually tries to get into the point on Overtime.

Pretty funny, but honestly I wish they would nerf Widowmaker into the ground. Absolutely never ever fun to play against.

nigga you jestin'

the awoo is godlike

I guess you have a point, fuck everything about periods.

it goes away after 2-3 games if you dont leave any other game

Reinhardt needs a damage nerf, he shouldn't be able to oneshot people with chage. That's not a tank role. Only his allies should be able to kill people.

what's your paypal?

OVERWATCH CAN CURE FAGGOTS
IS THERE ANYTHING THIS GAME CAN'T DO?
ALL HAIL OVERWATCH

>Only his allies should get the effect of discord.
Yeah let's just remove him from the game

Strange how nobody else in this general cries about being stuck with the worst team in history and having a sub-50 winrate.

What are the odds you get the worst players in the entire game EVERY match? Amazing!

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So this is what it's like playing on NA.
(Still lost)

>IS THERE ANYTHING THIS GAME CAN'T DO?

Be fun after a while.

I always play 76 when I backfill. Just rush in to the point, plop the field and do a suicide mission to win.

works like 70% of the time

You may as well just remove him from the game then. Zenyatta has 150 HP, he needs to have his damage.

Reaper needs a damage nerf, he shouldn't be able to kill people. That's not an offensive hero role. Only his allies should get hit with Death Blossom.

????????????????? tell me your secrets

I don't play Hanzo but reading /owg/ autist rants about why Hanzo is so bad makes me want to play him. From now on I'm going to always choose Shitzo with random pubs. fuck you /owg/

Kill Bill

l e fucking l. Thank you for the webm user.

that is very lewd

>Lets nerf a character who was statiscally the worst character to pick as soon as he becomes viable
10/10

>Only his allies should get hit with Death Blossom.
Imagine of death blossom healed any ally in its radious

>hana/anubis over numbani/dorado

OГOHЬ ПO ГOTOBHOCTИ!

>seagull gets fucking 69 kills in a single game
>pushes the payload super fast
>manages to stall the enemy from pushing for a super long time
>hahaha you're tied now!
>loses the coinflip and has to defend in sudden death
>loses

If he can't even deal with this shit than what hope is there for the rest of us

>playing honzo
>ever
kill yourself.

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lone wolf has the superior colors. The red/green just look so much better than the white skin.

>Reaper and zenyatta could effectively make an area a bastion of safety for their allies and a zone of death for enemies
Excellent

>69 """kills"""
i think you mean assist:^))