Is Joseph the biggest cuck in history?
Is Joseph the biggest cuck in history?
Jackson Miller
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Jason Russell
yes. his wife's son didn't even carry on the family business, just went all libtard and got himself kilt
Justin Clark
That's not your daddy
Gabriel Harris
>my wife's son of god
Alexander Rodriguez
Depends, if you were God and you decided to sacrifice your son in physical form to save the whole world, how would you do it?
Chase Hall
Stork delivering the baby.
Justin Robinson
since it would be up to me whether or not they needed saving i would probably skip all that and just give them all a pardon and then fap onto switzerland again
Oliver Rogers
Why just one son?
I'd impregnate all the young girls, not just one. Imagine millions of jesuss doing good deeds and proclaiming the Jew God in every kingdom.
Blake Nguyen
That'd mean they all had to die, though.
Lucas Sanchez
Oh my god I laughed so hard at this.
Thanks OP
Asher Morgan
God apparently has no problem with people dying.
Justin Flores
That would just be viewed as cuckoldry as well.
>did you hear about Odysseus? His wife said that a stork delivered that baby, and he actually believed her.
Jason Clark
You idiot, instead of God cucking one man, it's now God cucking a whole generation of men. That's objectively worse.
Lincoln Long
Tbh he's the only cuck ever that could be proud of being a cuck. Raising literal God is infinitely more noble than raising some crackbaby halfbreed.
William Garcia
Pretty sweet deal for the God doing the cucking.
Sebastian Harris
>being the father of God
I don't think that's what cucking means pham
Tyler Fisher
>Is Joseph the biggest cuck in history?
>history
Easton Harris
He is the biggest cuck in history as much as Hercules is the strongest man that ever lived.
Zachary Martinez
No, he's definitely the most famous one though.
Jeremiah Cox
He's a dad, not The Father.
Mason Lewis
Relevant
Jaxon Campbell
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Hudson Lewis
If God were like mortals, perhaps, but if you think that the point of God having an earthly son was for God's benefit then you're an idiot. The point was for God to give a sacrifice that humans could understand and empathise with.
Ethan Cox
The premise was specifically if I was god.
Also maybe spreading out the weight of the world sins on a million Jesuses would be spiritually diffuse, who knows how this works. Probably having homegrown local Jesuses would be a better sin absolving plan than genocidal missionaries.
Nathaniel Hernandez
>"No, I didn't sleep with Chadeus, it was someone up in the sky, now get back to work and bring in some money!"
>"O-okay"
Biggest cuck of "history" confirmed.
Brody Watson
Well then, I for one am grateful that the Lord of hosts who created the world is far more benevolent than you.
Ethan Sanders
>Chadeus
Parker Sullivan
Yes. However, all of Man is expected to behave as Joseph and be cucked by God. All are equal, but under God.