/owg/ - Overwatch General

I would but fucking blizzard's broken ass servers don't let me play PTR

I feel like if it werent for console his hitboxes would be much smaller

i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with

>aoyama
excellent taste but sorry I'm not in the ptr

I need healing!

He's not quite Scout levels of mobility so his close range weapons make him feel much better for defense.

Joined late into a Hollywood Attack. WHY

We won.

It's this time again

place your bets

WWBW

are there competitive comps the same for every map or are there variations? like the team you start with (and later adjust to counterpick)

Is there a modern tier list?

3 common 1 rare

> fiction post

He didn't know...
Lying down in his bed, the man, completely unknown for the majority, was looking at the wall, in front of him. He accepted the invitation, of that woman, completely charmed by the feminity of her curves, the heat of her exotic voice and the delicious brown color of her soft skin.

Behind him, she's here, holding his body tight against hers, pressing her round breasts against his back, under the warm embrace of the bedsheets.
Her free hand runs over his body, groping his butt, stroking his belly and finally fondling his balls. That vicious touch makes him groan, as a drop of sweat falls from his forehead.
He can feel it. The toy. That rigid blue toy she created, from light or something. That toy she locked around her waist, and she's now pushing against his most intimate part.

The man moves. He's a bit scared. He's not used to that.
Her hand, delicate but strong pushes his head back against the pillow, then she kisses his ear. Her warm tongue runs over the earlobe as she whispers.

"Why do you struggle...?"
The man doesn't have the time to answer before she pushes her hips forward, claiming her prize.

"The path is open..." she says, with a soft but dominant voice.

He didn't know...

You can bully...

>tfw when gravity bomb ready and MAXIMUM CHARGE
is there anything more satisfying?

grey grey blue grey
just like my last 10 boxes

G
G
B
B

bgpg

how

all you need to do is point in the enemy's general direction

I can't figure out hanzo, some games I'm literally shooting at walls, some games im robin fucking hood.

Symmetra is really growing on me, god damn.

Shoot at corners and doorways.

I love it how they haven't done shit with the story but the Blizzardrones are like 'oh so mysterious, clues are all over the place about the story'

3 sprays 1 icon

Common Common Legendary Epic

:3

yes

First for naughty Widowmaker

my.mixtape.moe/jdejse.webm

>tfw 5800 gold saved up so far

Aiming for 10k by the skins patch

How you want your sprays and player icon senpai?

Not really there's basically a history of what teams have picked I think the Competitive Overwatch Subreddit compiled some numbers

>tfw blizzard is removing avoid this player so i can't dodge really good widowmakers and tracers anymore

wait, i mean... damn you blizzard! don't you know I need that to avoid toxic players and create a safe space for myself? writing a callout for you on my blog right now.

>Calling item rarities by their colors

GET THE FUCK OFF ME TRACER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder that Overwatch scans are NEVER coming and ANYONE can scan the front cover of a book to get your hopes up

>people can't avoid me for ruining the match
LMAO ENJOY SOME TELEPORTS INTO DEATH FAGGOTS

>that retard lucio

>laser based strap-ons

don't know if that's very safe.

>3rd highlight intro in a row

fucking SWEET

>implying it worked before
I ran into the same shield dropping enemy charging quickly dying Reinhardt twice after I "avoided" him.

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Tracer kill quotes

Genji:
Can't cut what you can't catch!
A sword against two guns? Tiptop.

McCree:
[imitating accent] Happy trails, cowboy.
I should have grabbed the hat.

Pharah:
Even grounded, I'll fly circles around you.
Next time, lead your shots.

Reaper:
Try a more billowy trenchcoat next time, you tosser.
[imitating] Die, die, die! [laughs]

S76:
The years slowin' you down?
Get a new mask, love, your aim's gone to the dogs.

Tracer:
Rewind as many times as you want, love, you can't beat the real deal.
What if I just took my future self out? Bloody time travel...

Bastion:
[imitating robotic voice] Error! Error! She's too fast! [laughs]
All those bullets don't mean a thing if you keep missing.

Hanzo:
Try a gun, love, the bow's clearly not working.
Dragon's weren't known for their speed, were they?

Junkrat:
Better luck next time, you bomb-lobbin' pillock.
No surprise who won this three-legged race, you hobbling berk.

Mei:
Being on ice did wonders for your reflexes, Mei.
Thought I felt a draft for a tick.

Torbjorn:
Oi, your beard's dragging.
Time for a tune up, love.

Widowmaker:
That was for Mondatta.
Get a good look at that through your scope, love?

D.Va:
You're so young I'm afraid to rewind.
Looks like my fingers are quicker than yours.

Reinhardt:
You're a few rockets short on your hammer to hit me.
Hard to keep up with iron trousers, eh?

Roadhog:
Raise your pulse with that jog, pork pie?
[laughing] Did you see- Oh he tried to- [laughter trails off]

Winston:
And she's quicker than lightning!
Brains and brawn don't mean much without speed, big guy.

Zarya:
I'm built for speed, love. You're built for, well, that.
Not even lasers are fast enough!

Lucio:
I win this one, Lucio!
Headphones are for runs, love, not fights.

Mercy:
What's up, Doc? [laughs]
You'll feel a small pinch.

Symmetra:
Pretty quick for a techie in heels.
I can blink too. No teleporter required.

Zenyatta:
A fight's no time for meditating.
Shame to see another of the Shambali fall.

JUSTICE

how badly did they rage? i actually chased a mercy as lucio and pushed her off a ledge the other day...
speaking of which, what happened to your lucio, did he have a moment of stupidity or something?

>that lucio
every fucking time

Duplicate
Skins
Usually shit
Occasionally shit

webm would have been better if zarya acknowledged lucio being a fucking idiot in chat

But they can report you for griefing.

Whites, blues, and sadness

FUCK ME TRACER GET OFF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pharah is my wife.

it must have worked some of the time or that one #3 widowmaker wouldn't have had 15 minutes queue times from all the avoids.

lel at lucio trying for the achievement

Lucio needs a huge fucking nerf. Hes been the biggest faggot forever. Unkillable, contests objective forever, heals more than anyone, deals great damage, ultimate is insane and just has to fucking skate around - no need for any skill to play him or land these heals. oh and a huge speed boost for team to contest objectives and get overtimes.

Are the wolf skins for Hanzo the only ones that alter voice lines?

>Unexpected Server Error
Literally can't connect to the PTR.

>Playing Mercy
>Reaper kills the whole team
>"Heroes never die!"

keep the reports coming they haven't worked yet

>Symmetra abusing hard light
Reminds me of this

simple geometry :^)

Stop with the head canon fully limbed pharah she has prosthetic left arm and left leg

>temple of anubis
>defence
>easy
>less than a minute to go
>we're going to win no problem
>lose, wtf?
>potg shows Tracer drop off a ledge where we haven't seen her, sticky bomb our bastion, then rewind, blink round and shoot our mercy to death before the bomb even went off,
>kills about five of our team, all the turrets and they take the point easy
>I vote for her at the end myself, she gets 11 votes.

I wish I was gud at Tracer, she's my favorite.

> Playing Reaper
> Mercy reanimates full team
> DIE!DIE!DIE!

No she's mine, go away.

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>bomb-lobbin' pillock
>you hobbling berk
2britbong4me

>Looks like my fingers are quicker than yours
Lewd.

A 100 rating system with 1 or 0.5 point change feels like shit.
>40 minutes playing 2 normal rounds, 2 extra rounds and then a fucking rng sudden death round
>1 point of rating woah feels so rewarding

Is there a video of kill quotes for anyone?

>star_ is really back
>more views than ever
>gettin gud
Everything is right in the world

LG vs NG Red

Who's watching

if his hitboxes were fair he'd probably be the worst hero in the game

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>wasnt even play of the game
How? I thought the game prioritized environmental kills super hard

>the cavalry's here!

>nobody has a horse

...

>star_ is really back
EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
UGH

>Gold medal in objective time silver in damage and objetive kills
>FUCK YOU SYMETRA YOU DIDNT DO JACK SHIT

did that man with the blue veins die?

>playing Mercy
>Reaper slowly walks up to me and none of my teammates stop him
>he kills me and presses his Q

>1 point of rating has been deposited to your account

>Get absolutely destroyed first round on Nepal.
>Somehow win 2nd round.
>Lose 3rd round when other team has 3 Mercys.
>Get all gold medals as Lucio.

I hate this game.

Hold me lads

>big guy
If you take off his jetpack, will he die?

Just share user, I am sure she can handle both of you at the same time.

>2 roadhog on each team

that same exact thing happened to me
he didn't shoot at all, he was just walking at me
I managed to get some shots off but he pressed Q

only I died, teammates FINALLY turned around after mercy does her death moan

good job posting something literally everyone has seen with cringey sound effects and voice acting

McCree kill quotes

Genji: It's high noon.

McCree: It's high noon.

Pharah: It's high noon.

Reaper: It's high noon.

S76: It's high noon.

Tracer: It's high noon.

Bastion: It's high noon.

Hanzo: It's high noon.

Junkrat: It's high noon.

Mei: It's high noon.

Torbjorn: It's high noon.

Widowmaker: It's high noon.

D.Va: It's high noon.

Reinhardt: It's high noon.

Roadhog: It's high noon.

Winston: It's high noon.

Zarya: It's high noon.

Lucio: It's high noon.

Mercy: It's high noon.

Symmetra: It's high noon.

Zenyatta: It's high noon.

Why are there so many useless reinhardts on defense. They just sit on the point with their shield up and do fuck all.

>pick junkrat
>impress the roadhogs
>ride eternal

deterrence

>nerf!! xd PLEASE NERF!!
Get good

There's infinite levels, sort of. After level 100, you prestige back to level 1 but with different profile borders. XP needed to level increases up to level 22. From level 22-100, there's not difference in XP needed to level. Amount of games needed to level never feels too bad. About 4-6 wins to level up.

STOP PLAYING ZENYATTA ON ATTACK AS SOLO HEAL YOU RETARDED NIGGERS