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roadhog ultimate now kills everyone on the entire map instantly and quadruples respawn times for the enemy team while on cooldown

No, he already has 600 health, either get behind cover or be an ult battery for a few seconds.

>tfw my bf plays OW with me but doesnt like anime that much

She's the one who randomly tells male characters "I still love you" after killing them.
She's probably fucked half the cast.

need more Mercy in D.va's suit

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Someone post the webms of the teams/players cheating

She tells that to everyone and it's just banter.

ok

There's a 10 minute game for reference
was a lot of zarya/rein soaking damage while we turtled

that's the path you chose at birth when you decided to be a faggot

Jesus Christ why is Mercys outfit so fucking hot

That small strap f cloth covering her pantyhose does things to me

Are you legally retarded, nigger?

Hehey!

I wanna have a threesome with Genji and Reinhardt!

>tfw that's me but I'm straight

I HAVE

I want to __be__ D.va!

she only looks like shit because of the red lips

if she has blue lips when she's blue why change it to bright red?

that's not what normal people look like that's what cheap prostitutes look like

Such potential

I like Hanzo

He's my third most played after Tracer and Mercy

Omnics are metal monsters with no hair cyka blyat

Double posting for relevance

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youtube.com/watch?v=fCyPvKyGiAE

>console players

because she's a korean idol

that's what they do to stay popular with virgins which is like 30% of the countries total population

HEROES THAT NEED TO BE NERFED

- PHARAH: Her direct hit damage is TOO much and she's too hard to hit in the air for most characters. Her jetpack fuel should be greatly reduced.

- REAPER: With the McCree nerf Reaper is now the best close up damage dealer in the game. He shits on everyone close range and has no counters anymore since McSkill can no longer 1shot him with FTH before he wraithes away.

- MEI: The epitome of cancer. They need to increase the time it takes to freeze someone with her left click AS WELL as reduce the damage on her right click. You can't be a beast at close quarters with no skill required and also be able to do 50% of a squishy characters health with one right click. Also need to reduce the amount she heals for while she's invulnerable.

- BASTION: Another high cancer hero. His RoF, damage, and kit should all stay the same. The only change he needs is to not be able to swivel 360 degrees in turret form. He should be limited to a 180 degree angle or even 270 if they're feeling generous, but not 360.

- HANZO: Needs his arrow hitbox fixed, they're still enormous. They need to code a fix to his scatter arrow oneshotting literally 90% of the cast and leaving other tank toons at 10% HP.

- JUNKRAT: No skill required to participate. He needs his grenade damage AoE REDUCED at distance. Needs to reward people who aim smartly using terrain instead of spammers.

- TORBJORN: Turret damage is fine but they need to REDUCE the range at which the turret can lock on to you. It's straight up cancer playing against 2 Torbjorns on some maps because they can lock you down easily and if your team can't coordinate a counterplay you're fucked (like most pubs).

- ROADHOG: His hook needs to be fixed ASAP. One of the more gamebreaking things right now. Pulling through walls, hitscanning you from 5 feet away, etc. Broken as fuck.

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Yeah hey man can I get like...a burger?
American style, not freaky deaky heil hitler style k?

id like some wurst

BIG PLAHNS

bad

>Punk skin

I'll have a gyro.

I am giving away a copy of overwatch if you can answer my quiz.
Genji looks like a class from Phantasy Star: Online. Which class does he look like?
I won't accept answers here, and I'll only accept answers via steam. Add me and make sure you preface the message with overwatch, or I won't respond. DO NOT JOIN ME IN CS:GO OR YOU'LL BE BLOCKED.

First come, first serve. However, I also need an email from you to send it, or a blizzard account. I'll accept these after you give the correct answer.

Good luck, folks. I'm online for the next hour or so.

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xth for keep lewds and shipping to a minimum.

A good Widowmaker will always steamroll and carry. There are no counters except for a better Widowmaker on the other team. Having a shitty Widowmakers is equivalent to only having 5 players on your team.

Why is so much of the game allowed to revolve around a single hero?

4u

Reminder that this is indisputable.

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do you even understand why shes blue

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a falseflag or not

The hunter lays a trap for his prey...

D. VA IS FOR CUTE

D.VA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

JA, COMING RIGHT UP

RIGHT AWAY

GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT

Will you grind for a golden weapon?

the only thing you said that matters is about roadhogs hook

stop being a whiny baby

>soldier 76 kills the entire enemy team with his aimbot
>"I could do this with my eyes closed"

Hilarious.

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Fug how do I get gud? I usually get around 5-6K.

>Implying you don't want to see her taking a juicy black cock so thick that it painfully widens her pussy to the point that she can't walk right for a week

>it's an user thinks double CP is cancer because he can't get his team to ult at the same time episode

>Nepal not far left
>Ilios not outside the bottom left of the graph
Fuck gigantic pit CPs, everyone just plays pharah and lucio and spams knockbacks, shit is retarded.

What's this?

"I'll take the lot"

Kings row a shit
Volskaya a great

>Lijang
>fun

no

>seagull getting rekt by envyus
heh

>ilios
>fun at fucking all

Other than Mei, I don't have a problem with any of these heroes, and I don't think Mei needs a nerf.

How fucking shit is everyone at this game? Quit whining ya fuckin' babies.

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I'l take your worst wurst.

>someone had to model and animate this frame by frame

if laws were stricter how many game devs do you think would be in jail for pedophilia?

>toons
sage, reported, ignored, blocked.

NO I DON'T

I WANT TO SEE HER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND BEING HAPPY

>Hating Illinois

Found the retards who fall everytime

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>lose
>instantly want to play again out of frustration
>win
>get so satisfied I stop playing for like an hour

How the fuck do I keep playing this? I only end up sticking around if I'm playing with friends

>healed 15000
>no epic ribbon

:'^(

I am almost certain every rickety German restaurant kiosk thing has some form of gyro.

How about a Kebab?

VAPE MEITION

But she's 19.

>Reminder that this is subjective.
Ftfy

>Painting anal beads with Junkrat

What am I supposed to do during Winston ult? It's so fucking pointless all I can use it for is some health boost and a few 3 damage sissy slaps

and this one (too big for Veeky Forums)

i'll always think of D.Va as the little sister i never had, please don't sexualize her anymore

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This is a popular scam attempt on steam. Do not respond.

>tfw you play on console and every cancerboy picks torbjorn and symmetra

ps4 ow is boring af, I'm waiting for nerfs

in like a 10 minute game?
you need to keep your awareness on point
make sure you're managing your healing properly from target to target accounting for their relative healthpools when multiple people are injured
roadhog and zarya soak healing so if you have them make sure you know where they are at all times

She's """19"""

>my main is countered by all these heros! nerf them!

knock the healers away from the team

Slap people off the edge.

Or slap people around, leap up in the air to slam down for more damage and slap around again.

Be very disruptive. Your ult isn't for damage.

That flank

Looks like you really stepped in it mate!

In aussieland her tits would be too small to count as "of age"

found the lucio who spends every second on Ilios trying to recreate youtube meme strats and got potg one time no seriously mom pay attention

have you ever looked at a woman without red lipstick on before?