/owg/ Overwatch General

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>Official Stuff
us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Official Comics
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us

>The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>/owg/ Survery
docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/416mmBkq

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com

>Porn archive
docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Discord
discord.gg/013ppKfgfODe9UcGd

Last match

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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I'm curious what everybodies most hated map is
and if everybody else thinks its Volskaya
so pls vote strawpoll.me/10560467/

How the fuck do you counter that fucking piece of shit trashmouse jesus christ

How the fuck does one make Webms with as good of quality as the ones I see posted here fit under 3 MB?

Making super high quality webms is easy. Fitting them in the ridiculous size limit imposed by Veeky Forums is something I haven't figured out yet. This is like 500 bitrate, 11 FPS. I know this is terrible, but it's the only way I could fit it under 3 MB. What am I doing wrong? Do these people just turn their bitrate down to like 200 in order to preserve FPS?

>see widow
>go monkey dick
>jump to her
>zarya sees me and bubbles her
>mercy flies to her rescue
>reaper teleports behind her and shoots me in the face
>they all taunt over my body while my team gets wiped by a Zarya + Hanzo ult combo

Mei or reaper

Post your masteroverwatch to prove you're not a mainer

>Walking down a hallway
>Suddenly a scatter arrow in the hallway
>A hundred million thousand red bouncing arrows
>Die

>Had full HP
>Died to one (1) scatter arrow
>Hanzo wasn't even remotely close to aiming DOWN the hall way
>>>"SNIPER"

i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with

Hanzo is cute

>make a shit webm ironically
>still looks better than this

m/f?

>3 second 3.5mb gif
user...

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/FluffyWaffle-11637

Rip me a new one

>Play Hanzo
>scatter directly in front of someones feet
>doesn't do jack shit

epin ability

>Have an overwatch bf that likes anime
>He's straight

male

I am semi-main

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/LaN-11988

Isn't fraps fucking horrid when it comes to filesize anyway?

wow that sounds exactly like me

let me post a smug anime girl to prove my credentials

I think that he did what I suggested in my post and just turned his bitrate down to like 200. The color is fucking up everywhere. Also wtf is up with that cropping? Jesus christ that webm is a mess.

This is quite possible. Maybe if I used a different recording program I would have better fortune.

i just got over 1000 coins for the first time....!

which legendary should i get?

i currently have none

You have to be pretty sneaky when targeting a specific enemy, whether its a Mercy or a Widowmaker. The moment you're spotted you either jump the hell out of there or die as they focus fire on you while you desperately try to tickle them.

>Fl0m
>Steel
>Lassiz
>ster

>Fraps
Found your problem. Use Shadowplay or OBS

Use Webm for retards. Double pass always.

I already got one

Does this general have a discord?

>2 point capture maps

>I'm a Mercy
>I'm healing a Winston
>I have 30 health
>He has 450
>He grabs the health kit
>I die before I can res 4 teammates and crush their push

Use OBS to record.
Use Webm's for Retards(Excuse the name, it's really good) to convert the video.

>the enemy's widow is terrible but is still a nuisance to my team because no one can fucking kill her

I don't even remember what I had OBS set to, but it was fucking horrible

But it was charming because its the kind of shit you'd expect from a kid playing Reaper

Best Street Pig this world has ever fucking seen

AMA

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/FollowLeeroy-1996

>playing Junkrat
>Roadhog hooks me
>run right at him
>shoot at him pointblank
>the explosions from my grenades kill me
>suicide bombs kill Roadhog

Simple geometry

>it's a bad support who switches and leaves us with no support episode
>it's a Hanzo on offense who does absolutely nothing to contribute episode
>it's a "We didn't capture the point in the first minute, so I'm leaving" episode
>it's a join a game while your team is close to losing episode
>it's a "Dude, it's just a game!" response for idiotic team choice and even worse gameplay episode
>it's a "Let's all play Genji, oh wait we're losing, let me switch with a minute left in the game!" episode

For every competent team I get, I am getting 4 awful teams in a row. And when I try to leave before the next game starts, I am put with same people.

>I could easily kill the enemy's shit widow I'm the only one contesting the point

hey blizzard, is it my turn to win?

Simple calculus when

o shit its dat guy xD!!!! oH SHIT WADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/anotherfan32-1651

Embarrassing.

>Kings row, the building to the right of spawn
>taking pot shots at the enemy, hide behind a wall
>Arrow flies 5 feet away from me
>SCATTER
>Die

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/darkcaedus-1438

>Mercy
200 HP, Loads of mobility, entire healthpool acts as shield
>Lucio
200 HP, Loads of mobility, gets healed by his own heal
>Zenyatta
150 HP total (100 shield), NO mobility

Explain this

They should let me buy mmr downgrades with currency so I can have fun winning again

I know that feel all too well, user.

>POST YFW HE PRESSES Q

>same reruns
Have you tried getting your own 6 man stack?

>Zenyatta
Shits damage, best debuff in the game
>Lucio
?
>Mercy
?

>die from hanzo
>kill cam
>arrow clearly misses
>ELIMINATED user 100

every hanzo death ever

nth for eating healthy.

Get in the fucing robot Hana!

Is there a way to dodge or avoid scatter arrow? Because it seems like there isn't which is bullshit.

>Mercy
not fun
>Lucio
pretty fun
>Zen
maximum fun

Explain this

Oh huh. I always loved how Zen's shield meant he healed himself, but I didn't realize that every support heals themselves better.

I guess Zen's shields "heal faster", but only if you don't explode.

It is very satisfying to walk away for a sec with a sliver of health and come back practically fully healed. I half wish he was all shields.

>mercy
>has to switch away from her heals to deal damage
>insanely good ult

>lucio
>deals piddly diddly wipple mipple doo damage
>insanely good ult

>zenyatta
>can debuff, heal AND deal insane damage (possibly one of the highest sustained long range damage attacks) at the same time
>insanely good ult

he is balanced user

Added all of you. ;)

I would feel offended but thats what happens when the internet handle youve been using forever becomes a meme

>It's YET ANOTHER Hanzo on Attack episode

>50% damage debuff
there you go, explained it
zen won't ever get anything buffed because he has discord orb

>Playing Junkrat on Anubis Defense
>Defending the first point from the ledge next to the room with the big health pack
>Roadhog goes onto the point and tries to hook me
>He misses when I airbag him into the air
>He manages to land on the ledge where I am
>mfw
>Manage to kill him by trapping him and spamming bombs in his face
>He hooks me and kills me before my suicide bombs finish him off

His actual DPS is beast, behind a Panzer he can melt fatties. He needs a boost to his heal imho, just like Symmetra needs either a 50hp shield or be able to refill shields.

Why am I so good at fat sluts Veeky Forums

i want an overwatch gf that likes anime to play with

Got to admit landing a discord orb on someone and seeing them die 1 second later its pretty satisfying. Specially Pharahs.

symmetras shield should auto apply to any allies that enter her LOS, and her E should become an ability that charges all ally shields in an area for a couple seconds

>excuse the name
where the fuck am I

It's not about winning or losing or even stats tho

It's just about the hope of winning enough to move to an MMR high enough that people know how the fuck to contest a point and how overtime works

Zen is a joke character

>hook someone
>they end up behind me

Whats the highest percent you can get for this?

Id imagine its 98% or so.

you're at tumblr finally

it took a while but we finally made it

what's the difference between health and shield

why do some characters have more than others by default

It's Veeky Forums so half the people are probably redditors.
Didn't it get renamed to Webm for Bakas anyway because github didn't like retards being in the name?

Shield regenerates.

Blizz servers keep fucking spiking to 250-300 for me. This is becoming massive fucking bullshit.

I don't agree on the whole 'auto apply' since keeping the shield up is kinda her thing, but the fact that if nobody dies she has a useless SUPPORT ability is poor design. Maybe have her recharge shields using ammo would be ok.

I got 98 as roadhog once

WebM converter is the PC name now. Fucking SJWs, you can bet your ass they complained but didn't even use it.

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Radicool-1529

You could probably get to 99 if you were someone like Pharah or Junkrat and got a 3 or 4 kill right off the bat.

I never understand how to get this as a support.
If I spend 90%+ of the game on fire as Mercy, my healing is probably going to be huge, so every game where I've got like 1 death and always on fire I end up with huge healing and get the card for healing.
Is the only way to be pumping out huge healing all game, but still get outhealed by someone so they get the most healing card and you don't?
I saw a fucking soldier get it for literally only 50% of the match on fire.

You have to have the most on fire time out of the 12 people in the match to get the card. If you didnt get it it means someone beat you.

Took your advice. The color is a problem, but I'll fiddle with it some more until it gets to the point where I'm satisfied. This is my first attempt, and it's like half the size of the last webm. Thanks for the help.

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Burer-2555

i want to main d.va but shes shit

Yes, i can pick Zenyatta as a """support""" and do a lot of damage or i can just pick an offensive hero who is better at dealing damage, while also having mobility and not being free ult charge for the enemy

Zen is garbage

give me a you

>Zarya
>Fat

>Mei
>Fat

OUT OUT OUT

What's your favorite skin?
Pic related

>enemy reinhardt obviously going for a hammer down
>run in front of him and drop a trap
>he fell for it
>tries to charge but gets immediately triggered and shot down
>this was in the POTG

You only get +fire from actually healing, but as support you can get it from Support activities such as boosts, contesting or even pickin up healthpacks.

>it's a casual game bro chill

Oh okay, thanks man. Now I can be happy with losing because my team decided to do their best Colombine victim impressions instead of actually pushing the objective.

Thanks guy, you really opened up my eyes!

[u]

>literal highest dps in the game
>god tier ult
>BUT I WANT TO HEAL BETTER TOO!!!!!

Eat a dick greedy faggot

now post time played

They're like 160 pounds or more. They're fat as fuck

I can only assume you're american
God ur a faggot. Nobody cares.

>Reaper is a fat slut

...

>Buy Mercy Skin, Mercy Emote, Mercy Highlight intro
>all the maps are KOTH and Ilois
>Forced to pick Lucio because I know what's good for me and the team

I j-just want to have fun...