/owg/ - Overwatch General

Genuine question. What is the problem with playing this game on console?

>Photon Gun too big
>too much fucking blur
>pose makes no sense
>pubic hair

It's like this person didn't even know the character she was drawing.

>get shit on so bad by someone that you fucking avoid them
I can't believe this shit

post cutes!!

Widowmaker is fine, especially after the nerfs she received. Learn to adapt.

>Implying Indians shave it

epic win my dudes

FPS is always better on PC. Didn't you know?

There's nothing OP about Widowmaker. If you're really dying to Widowmaker constantly you would probably ragequit any real shooter in under a minute.

I have now bought (currency drops) more legionaries than I have gotten through drops.
Does that mean the system works?.

poor nerds that can't afford to pay for games

>pubic hair
>bad thing

Joysticks don't give the precision you need for aiming with the mobility you need for movement.

>reapers ult can kill you if you are above him
most op ult in the game

You have to use a controller, which is never as good as kb+m

is this a video game?

Playing shooters on console is always worse. Even if you somehow plugged a mouse in you aren't going to get 120 FPS.

>implying Symmetra would have hair disrupting the balance and order of her hairless body

no one is implying the disgusting acts indians do, but symmetra is supposed to be some future indian in a world where they're not disgusting shitbags

People still play this?

nah I love doing that with Lucio in Lijiang tower, Nepal, and the Ilios well (popping up to contest and heal people).

Who actually fucking angry right now here?

no, we just shitpost

Even Metroid Prime?

I've never even thought about avoiding enemy players for being good. I presumed everyone just used it to avoid hanzo players

Does it work in a bubble like a reverse zenyetta ult?

If so that's fucking awesome

Best Pharah skin?

I've never even played overwatch and I can easily beat widowmaker

someone post the console player d.va kills the whole team with her pistol webm because no one can hit a moving target

>have 114hours and feel like I'm playing too much
>see this
what the fuck

Overwatch is not fun. Not even winning is fun any more. Why do I keep playing it. When we lose it's like "fuck my useless team the enemy team wasn't even good I could have done every one of your jobs better then you did" and when we win it's like "holy shit I can't believe you scrubs took so long to pull that off, the enemy team was retarded"

autism

game's ded tbqh

>Shitpost
its how it is you fucking retarded dva poster

>Hear Mei's ching chong nonsense behind me
>Wait 7 second dont see her ult
>3 seconds later it spawns under me
What the fuck happened?

>aim at Mercy
>hook the Junkrat standing right behind Mercy instead
touched Roadhog never again

Getting a little bored of seeing two roadhogs every game even if he is free ult charge

>Why do I keep playing it.

Same reason you keep smoking. You're addicted.

anubis

Off, you forgot to include the word off after "beat."

>covering your name
>level 297

hiding your autism doesn't make you less autistic

How to get a wife like Mercy?

If you suck my cock she'll become your wife

nah dude, i play roadhog his hook is complete bullshit on both ends no matter what

last game i hooked a mercy through the ground at watchpoint gibraltar at the first check point under the bridge where the road goes downwards, like only her fucking head was visible and there was no way i couldve hooked her but the fucking game decided to let that shit go through the ground

Get enough dosh and skills to immigrate to Switzerland.

Rain justice from above.

>Nepal Sanctum
>be cozypig
>standing on the platform adjacent to the objective
>hooking people off the objective into the bottomless pit of doom
>hook a Lucio
>hook does some weird crazy bullshit and hits him behind a wall
>lucio ends up behind me
>he boops me into the pit of doom

The ideal way to enjoy Metroid Prime would be on a theoretical PC release with uncapped frame rate and high res textures. You could even use your wii-mote, I know you can use it for emulated games in Dolphin.

>Nintendo releases a hardcore, fast paced Metroid game for the PC.
If only. I would be surprised if I'm still alive for the next good game.

>someone locks in hanzo at the start of the match
>change off widowmaker i'm actually pretty good i swear
>everytime I press tab to look at the teams throughout the match he's dead
Fucking hanzo players

All her colors choices are pretty nice, Titanium is great along with Anubis and Jackal. I like Raptorion but have Mechaqueen though.

She's one of the few characters that do not have a 'bad' skin, her worst being her Origin promo skin.

would you group with m4db0y?

I don't think I worded my question right, I wasn't thinking about the fact that when people shit on playing console they're referencing the fact that FPS's just play better with a mouse than they do on console with a controller. I genuinely thought there was something physically wrong with the console edition haha and just didn't put two and two together.

> implying pubic hair is a bad thing

Yeah, his hook going through things is not cool. Personally I like to put my cum in my bellybutton after beating it

>Minuscule hitboxes on her model
>Michelin-Man-sized head/hitboxes on her targets
>ROF out the ass
>Bodyshot spam still takes care of anything that's not a tank
>Can't even tell where they're aiming at since there's no sniper dot like in TF2
>Tracer bullets may as well not fucking exist with how mobile she is, she won't stay in a single spot for long, and thus you cannot use those to track her position down.

Yeah, she's 100$ fine/balanced gitgudscrubxdDD

strawpoll.me/10552931
Important poll

Security Chief is easily Pharah's best skin. You have shit taste.

Is it worth buying? I'm paranoid I'll just get it in the next box and waste the coins

>scissoring - cropped.jpg

>>Widowmaker is fine
>100% bodyshots are unforgiving
>invisible from distance because shes a toothpick

aight

>over 51% win rate
>every game consists of constantly dying to hanzo arrow spam

simply epic blizzard

haha I love this "important poll" waifushit meme!

you must be fucking terrible m8

getting really bored of roadhog every single match

>can actually aim
>play tracer
>everything just literally melts
>can't even die unless it's a hanzo or widow headshot or getting trapped

what

how is 240dps (no crits) on a character like tracer a good idea

...

I played Roadhog on Hollywood for the Western Point and hooked a Lucio while in one of the building doorways and he wound up being warped onto the roof.

I switched to another character as soon as that shit happened.

Is Mercy the team mom or the team bicycle?

>admit to having shit taste
>project onto others

I already have the nationality but I don't want to move there. I live in the ultimate neetbux paradise so I'm not motivated to work for my living.

strawpoll.me/10561793
(((IMPORTANT POLL)))

S-so what...?

I bought mine and mission complete highlight intro and never looked back. She's extremely fun.

i once hooked a mercy in front of me on ilios lighthouse, she went to my right into a doorway and was left with a wall between us

Save it, it's all your my friend :)

No it is you who has the shit taste, that helmet is stupid looking and her scarf is dumb as fuck.

good job, everything you said is objectively wrong.

who /secondno/ here lads

why do people like mercy?
For me shes pretty cringeworthy, her lines are pretty meh, her highlight intros are girly as fuck and everything else about her is just, i dont know, shes depicted mature and everything in the art but shes such a plain jane ingame

How do you hit people who are juking left and right and jumping around? I find that to be practically impossible with any weapon

>a non-issue
>an issue not unique to her which requires fixing
>non-issue
>such as? even zenyatta survives it now
>agreed
>non-issue

I don't even play her. Learn to adapt.

The scarf is the best part out of any skin in the entire game

At least she still has her limbs in that skin

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just hold your crosshair on them i guess, there's no recoil so it's all tracking

i play on 450dpi/15 sens, it's kinda high but works for me

>Security Chief is easily Pharah's best skin.
>You have shit taste.

>her highlight intros are girly as fuck
how is this a bad thing

Well a grill like Mercy wouldn't marry a neet considering she has a hardworking medical job. You'd at least have to become her fulltime handyman if you want a sugar mommy.

play hanzo and close your eyes

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