Guild Wars 2 - /gw2g/

Memories of a better time edition

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>F2P information
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>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
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>Content
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>The Mistwar
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>World Boss Train
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gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
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Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

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>cats
k, i'll bump it.

just me and you

gettin' jiggy wit it, yeaah! Quite pleasant really

youtube.com/watch?v=z4nPyI-zA74

so i'll make a prophecies from the cats to the mini rats

look here yall

sometimes you gotta play tug of war with yourself

because who will

YOU KNOW?

sometimes

I wish she were still around to keep our thread alive

you gotta play the role of a fool

to fool the fool who THINKS they foolin' you

you know? it is a sensitive subject

If times weren't garbage, it was just garbage in-the-making. This is still me, trying to run these last steps and beat the bad guy for my happy ending, yet here I walk the same disgusting pathway.

Even after so much time.

but we can make it if we try

just the two of us and the other three guys who posted + OP

let's make it yall

you and i... and you, you, and even you and OP too

raise your hands

come

get up yall, i'll be your mom if you need it

it's only fitting

Sorry about this, but, I feel like shitposting this thread a bit:
How anatomically correct and functional are sylvari? Do guys jizz? Do girls 'lactate' if stimulated enough? Do girls have uteruses? could they incubate eggs inside of their uteruses?

What the hell happened, nobody is talking about the game but unrelated crap.

i saw when you were born on /v/ and bothering the other threads

youtube.com/watch?v=5dbG4wqN0rQ

This is arena nets fault.

All of them. They have killed the game.

now now cheer up

Laying submerged as I am, coming to acknowledge the crossing point. Do I go back to what I know, being able to breath, walk the way I've always walked?

Can I learn to move differently, holding that breath in controlled suspense, finding new things-

Oh right.

We know they have the facilities, just don't function for reproduction. We already know that salads squirt, maybe the men spurt.

As for the eggs, I don't think they'd be warm enough.

Give me a hug cute user

Sorry user, salads can fuck but they can't breed or produce milk because they have no nipples and no genitalia.

we gonna make it

hey keep rolling the ball or it will stop

don't stop

Why are you niggas sad all the time? It's unhealthy to vent here. Go find a friend to talk to.

CANT STOP

WONT STOP

I actually don't have friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

Why not?

>trusting anyone from Veeky Forums

i will be your friend

Don't make friends from Veeky Forums, silly. Make friends in-game.

we can be friends in game, user...

damn peg was a hottie

People still make porn of her to this day.

I look forward to the new generation. Judy Hopps will be retro.

meme

thats what happened

we are

Then what the fuck happened user?
First you want to vent here like it's your personal psychiatrist. Now you don't want to because "muh Veeky Forums evil bad guys".

>tfw no bearmode charr/norn to scratch my ears while cuddling in front of a comfy fire.

Also, kitty hat, yay or nay?

ssssfthtpthfshsshsssss

A-user you frightened me!

gud c:

it looks qt and comfy, snufflefu!

>tfw no grumpy wife to make a silly hat for

soz. Woke up on the wrong side of the sliders just like every morning.

The hat's cute though.

do not talk to
he will shitpost about you if you make him mad.

Thanks! I guess I'll stick to it then, how's the dyes? I'm quite happy with them for once

O-oh.
That doesn't sound nice at all
I try not to upset people tho ;_;

he's a loner with low-key asperger's, so people make him annoyed after all a while

that user is just being rude.

on the topic of dyes, i think they look quite nice! I'm a fan of natural browns and deep blues.

Please stop projecting.

They don't look too bad. I'd personally opt for a lighter, less intense blue but that's just me.

>no u
okay

says the guy who shitposts incessantly

at least my 'shitposts' don't try to degrade, defame, or humiliate people. You're being a bit of a shit for no good reason desu and need to nut up.

tell that to "dylsu" you mongoloid

If I bring Lazarus back will Riathen learn to love me?

yeah thats what i thought

dumbass australian shitposters

be careful in there...

user, your tears are salty as fuck

reminder that comfyanon shitposted pictures of himself crying for everyone to laugh at

i keep destroying these retarded australians lol

Nah you're just a killjoy famalam.

no hes right im going to kill myself

just be cute and comfy, anons

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Read this for guild info:

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

Thanks, me too. I definitely love cooler colours.
It's a shame that there's not more Sylvari-like clothes for other races, I love the colour blending on them!

I haven't got any really decent looking ones, i need to collect more dyes :c

C-Comf did you really do this?

I'm working on it!

There's only 2 active Veeky Forums guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even Veeky Forums, stop posting this troll list.

Huzzah blue hues. Sadly, I cannot find a plate hat that I like that doesn't look ridiculous.

i do like ur scarf colour, sorta reminds me of the starry night sky c:
that user is memeing imo

Careful. Collecting dyes can quickly turn into a very expensive addiction.

Glacial Sky and Deep Glacial Sky are my personal fav's when it comes to shades of blue. They might be a bit pricey these days though. Been a while since I checked.

stfu she wont erp with you creeps

>erping with femcharr
No thank you. Just innit for the Veeky Forums

I wish there was textured/patterned dyes, I'd love a subtle starry sky one! I love night themes.

Well considering I've got 11 gold to my name I guess I should hold out on it ;_;

Maybe, maybe not.

>low effort screenie

That place looks cool!

Been a while since I've played. Thinking of getting back into it again for a bit.

How's the new raid? Is the game dead and dying, or is there still some people playing it? Any updates on living story for the future?

new raid is good if you're looking for some form of content. LS3 has mini pre-events going on right now that tie into the raid but as of right now, it hasn't fully started yet but is expected to soon(tm). they said after they release wing 3 but knowing anet, who knows if that's true.

New wing is good. The new raid as a whole is great and worth doing, but it isn't very accessible to new/returning/solo players due to elitism

Game is fine, it had a decent population surge with the last major patch a month or two ago which fixed a lot of grind/reward issues in HoT. WvW is active thanks to server linking, PvE sees activity in raids/fractals/dungeons, sPvP has its season ongoing.

Living Story season 3 is supposedly towards the end of July

There's still enough people to do things with.

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Is that you cheetoh?

mcharr adjusting his cock ring while slapping his husbando's butt

the post count just keeps getting lower and lower

deadest general

>three 404s in a row
KEK

do you think hiroo has heard marblemaid's sweet irish voice?

charr assnibble

I've heard it before, she sounds tired usually, has a nice laugh though.

i really wish she would call me on the phone. She was really nice. Shame about how things turned out

Friendship is a one-way street to her, senpai.

Lusster

Post CONFIRMED-futasura only

Riathen is a nerd???

No.

i noticed. oh well. I think i gave her more leeway because she reminded me of a younger me. Also cute

>but it isn't very accessible to new/returning/solo players due to elitism

just join a guild that trains noobs, there's fucking loads of them around.

if you want to do the new wing or any raids there's no excuse when there's so many group/guilds out there helping the inexperienced become experienced.

Those aviators look very good.

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