/5N@F/ General

The shadow behind her looks like a giant Freddy that's about to nom on her

Fuck, for some reason the spoilers aren't working. Still, you get the idea, sleep well faget.

>nom

Holy fuck kill yourself

why are you always so tired, tiredanon

the cutest chicken

Reposting from my phone, g'morning nerds.

Morning Smut. You make some cute fuccbois

Reposting this too

Those sad kids need to cheer the fuck up.
Oh boo hoo, you were murdered by some guy, it's been 50 years, god dammit. Drop it already.

It isn't updated anymore.

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this is gold

No, those are condoms, not gold

what if they are gold plated condoms?

Got a link?

Health Hazard in the writing archive

bombay, what are you doing up at these hours

Balloon Boy found 'em in Toy Chica's locker.

Since when did robots have lockers, and what are they keeping inside of them?

The animatronics are members of Robot Union Section 101, so not only do they get lockers and smoke breaks, we can't inspect their lockers without a warrant.

Their birthday suits, obviously.

>look on the booru for Fansmut's character size charts
>nothing there

Fug.

I really hope Ballora has a French or Russian accent and a cute noblewoman's laugh.

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my heart

Ballora a cute.

Ballora is a Russian nesting doll.

Ballora a terrifying

Any of you guys find the new animatronics somewhat unsettling to look at? I don't know how to describe it, but looking at the humanoid ones give me the creeps, ESPECIALLY Ballora

Ballora freaks me the fuck out.

Yeah, that's called the uncanny valley. It's much more noticeable with these new humanoid animatronics.

Yes. That's the point.
It's called the uncanny valley. It's when something looks close to human but is still different enough that that you're brain freaks out about it.

Ballora is a little creepy, baby is a cutie though

It's because Baby and Ballora are humans that they're creepier. The uncanny valley works best when using humanoid chaarcters, your mind knows what a human should be like and seeing one that doesn't quite meet all the criteria makes your brain go into caution/defense mode.

If Ballora actually has human eyes I'm gonna piss myself

>tfw you will never spend an hour or so polishing Ballora until she glimmers like the most finely-cut jewel
>she will never be so happy that she rewards you with mind-blowing sex

>you will never try to have sex with Ballora only for her to slice your dick apart with the moving plates
Suffering

Ballora might be the most vanilla thing people have thirsted over yet

I'm okay with this

That goes for all the SL animatronics.

>surrounded by robot remales who lust for your dick
>terrified to give it to them because their shell pieces could pinch it clean off

On the other hand works great for peeling and slicing potatoes for french fries.

>tfw no 50s wife robot waifu will ever make you dinner after a long day of hard, but honest work

>you will never have a sentient bipedal robot solely for the purpose of peeling potatoes
Now that hurts

I want to MARRY Ballora!

>Ballora thirsting
>After all this time
It's been 85 years

At least it's better than Springthirst.

>Wanting a plain metal woman

>no tailfeathers
0/10 picture, famalam.

Hey, I ain't complaining.
I like girls better than dead killers in rabbit suits

I want a Ballora music box.

>animals
>>>/zoo/

That lip. What the fuck is with that upper lip.

I think it's to show how the beak hooks into her teeth.

FNAF seems pretty popular over in Nipponland.

Scott knew what he was doing when he gave Ballora big titties and birthing hips.

I recall back in 2014 he made a post on Steam that said "Yes, I know about the porn, please stop sending it to me"

Why the fuck do people link/send porn to the game creators?

Scott's a Christian Fundamentalist. They probably thought he'd take offense.

I remember that he took advertising space on a furry site, after the owner offered it to him. This was before the first game really took off.

>What? Meatloaf again? But I had it for lunch.

I have fear.

>big ass signatures
>bottom banner
It's a hilarious travesty.

Scott is surprisingly based for a devout Christian fundamentalist.

Wait, he's a Fundamentalist?

I doubt it.

Ugh. When did visually unappealing character design become such a popular trend?
Wait, the answer is tumblr, isn't it? This is all just a bunch of fat chicks trying to change the narrative so they don't feel so ugly.

>hurr burp everything is SJWs and tumblrs!

Please don't be one of those dipshits. People draw things in styles they like, are practicing with, or looks funny.

Could there possibly be a fate worse than Purple Guy's?

>everyone else is sad because the company ran out of money to give them colored irises

>implying he isn't right
>implying drawing fat, ugly people isn't a trademark of tumblr "art"

user pls

I hate so many things about this picture.

that'd be cute

This guy comes pretty close
youtube.com/watch?v=8uhgIJCFOQw

What the fuck is happening here?

What the fuck?

Seconding

This Vietnamese guy was born with some defect that causes tissue necrosis and frequent incredibly painful seizures. His family is too poor to afford literally any help at all, so they created a system of ropes to keep him from thrashing around too much and hurting himself even more, as well as to help change his position so his bed sores don't get too bad.
He's 47 years old. This is what his entire life has been like. Trapped inside an unresponsive shell, racked with pain at all times, unable to get any treatment.

have these people never heard of a coup de grâce

Most people believe it's better to live as a vegetable or in extreme pain and agony than be dead.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

I'd chalk it up to weird cultural shit, maybe. Then again, we probably have similar cases like this in the US for reasons like .

>tfw you will never be a three-way with chica and a slice of pizza

It happens a lot in the US. If someone has a Do Not Resuscitate order when they stop breathing or their heart stops in a hospital, their family can override it. If you ask those family members, they'll say something like they're trying to do right by their comatose relative, even though they're doing the opposite by going against their wishes. Meanwhile, the person that never wanted to be revived can be lying in a bed for years or even decades while life passes them by, and once you're circling the drain like that it's very rare to make it out.

It was a meme so obviously I should have wrote about it I wasn't thirsty or anything I swear please believe me Jesus.

pastebin.com/UU0jU2Hm

Hoo boy, I wonder which meme this is gonna be
>open the story
...It's been a while

>that title
Yeah. YEAH.

Considering that he's technically immortal and got away with everything, I'd say he's just dandy.

i don't think there could be a worst fate than immortality

Immortality has its ups and downs just like life. You're just prone to apathy and boredom from the infinitely-lengthened lifespan. For purple guy, I'm sure his pain tolerance has heightened after getting springlocked and well-done.

Is this, what, the second lewd you've ever written?

Eh, closer to fourth but I actually tried this time. Less sex jokes and more sex basically.

Well, it alright.
It not subtle or nuanced, but, it alright.