World of Warcraft General - You've never ERP'd with a woman before, you dumb fucking weeb

The only women who ERP are fat, obese Moms who hate their husbands, and wish they never had kids, but they're in too deep to drown them in the bathtub, now. They dye their hair green like once a year, so it's like blonde at the roots and green at the bottom, leaving it looking like a fucking mess. They pierce their fuck-ugly muffs, don't shower for weeks and cheat on their husbands through ERP. Meanwhile their husbands are serving in the military, chewing skoal and enabling their wive's WoW addiction.
The only exercise they ever have is bending over at the waist to put Frozen DVDs into their husband's PS3 to shut their kids up, or they toss them in bed at 2 in the after-noon on some trumped up charges, just so they can sell themselves in Goldshire.

Attractive Women don't ERP Edition.

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But that's my fetish.

If I buy the 50 buck expansion, would I have to buy the base game first?

i've learned my lesson

>If I buy the 50 buck expansion, would I have to buy the base game first?

>3 pastebins of filters
wew lad, is this tumblr

Is this did literally nothing wrong - the character?

no

>tfw you actually erp'd with 3 40 year old women
vent was lewd

Anyone from the beta here? Will I be able to mog the fist weapons of my WW monk into swords or similar? You can't do it in the current game, but I'd hate being forced to use these kind of weapons.

tfw no playable kobold with thick thighs

>you will never play a naga mage
>you will never play a gnoll rogue
>you will never play a murloc warrior
>you will never play an ogre warlock
>you will never play the kobold exclusive gravedigger
>you will never play a furbolg hunter

You won't, and Ion said they don't have plans to do so either, due to animations.

>you will never play a Vrykul warrior

sorry user

Well, fuck, but thanks for telling. Time to get drunk.

Alright I'm an Engineer with about trillion of Gearspring parts. What's my best way for making even a bit of money? This shit literally takes half my inventory.

>Have no raiding friends
>No interest to raid with a guild
How bad is the pugging scene at the moment?

Mogushan Vaults was easy to pug.
Heart of Fear on the other hand sucked due to the Amber Shaper, Bladelord, and Garalon.

How's HFC?
Do most pugs fail miserably? Are there any gimmicky fights like Amber Shaper where someone has to transform into some shit?

>you will never play an undead paladin

I am downloading this game. Haven't played this since Cataclysm. What is the best way to make money in this game?

lorewise there were never any
there arent even npc ones in the game itself

Treasure hunter garrison followers basically print money.

Were there human druids in the lore?

Worgen.

>tfw you realise after several months you've been using the str legendary ring instead of the agi one

i think i'm the most retarded person alive

only if you've had them set up for several months

worgen aren't human you dingus

When creating a worgen druid you're a druid before you become a worgen. So you're a druid as a human.

>Worgen aren't human
They W E R E human.
And they W E R E Druids before becoming Worgen.

You fucking dindu.

do any of you cunts know if blizz are introducing a "mistwalker" equivalent title in legion (account wide title for players who managed to achieve a realm best cm time during wod)

yes actually it was a hipster culture thing

Zeliek and the existence of Undead priest says otherwise.

Thread is lacking PvP.

Post more Asscan.

I-I can't hold my feels anymore.
I feel like, my guild don't gonna come back for Legion.
We , well , the GM and the Raid leaders has decided that we should stop raiding cause no recruits and the people is getting tired of WoW .
Now after a few months they start to come back.. but they leave.
I'm the only one logged.
People are going to guild with more progress.
Even the ones that i thought were more close to me.
We even met IRL few times , people from all over the country.
And now they're gone.
It'snt like SoO , they don't gonna come back.
I feel empty.

that's beautiful

>all of those people who got triggered by my meme mount list in the last thread

thanks for the (you)s everyone

UD disc/holy priests only exist for gameplay purposes

Zeliek is a single case and his situation is an exception, not proof

Draenor Challenge Lord

I miss Icy, I thought she was going to make /wowg/ great again

You will re-unite in legacy my friend

>That fucking paragraph in the OP
>The general name itself

Holy shit. ERPing is degenerate but your hate for it is just over the top and makes you look autistic as fuck

>legacy

>finally got 2.3k RBG rating

My status as a big fat hero of the Alliance is now canon.

What small and medium buildings are best for gold?

JC for dailies and trading post for conversion of excess resources

Mahhhhhhyyyy XsddddaaXZSDSDSADAS

The Meme Regime is dead my friend

I miss them too

anybody on Defias Brotherhood EU want to take over the auction house ?

should have been the op

dumb gnome

Question about the draenor loremaster achievement. Boosted my old 90 warlock and enjoy them and look forward to their legion changes.

However I want to get flying and I never finished nagrandeur and spires of arak loremaster questlines. Can I finish these on my warlock and still get the achievement? Or do I Have to get on my character that achieved all the previous loremaster achievements to finish draenor loremaster?

Is it certain that gametime price will drop in Legion?

>looking forward to legion warlock

are you brain damaged friend?

>Is it certain that something unpredictable will be predictable?

Destruction is boring as braindead fuck and demonlogy was boring with meta.

The affliction changes are dead.

Questions for you educated people.

Situation
I want to be able to buy and transmog the Replica 60 PvP stuff.

Questions
1. What rating do I need?
2. How much should I pay for a carry?
3. Where do you find people to carry you?
4. Does the "right" to these items last only during the season you got the rating, or is it forever?
5. Is it account-wide?
6. How long should it take? Is it a few hours, or a whole/multiple day thing?

>demonology was boring
and Weak Aura watch is better? Demo was fine as is.
>Destruction is boring and braindead
so now you get destruction but with Mana Tap. Congrats

>Legion still two months away

What a shitty expansion this was.

Well, I guess that answers if Warglaives can be mogged into other 1h weapons.

In attempt to view this as an intelligent human being, not some meme spouting graph addicted subhuman shitlord, I say it all depends on one key factor. Gold income.


There's a lot of new gold sinks in Legion, like the 2x goldcap mount, and the goldcap is going up.

If gold income remains exactly the same as it is today, the price of WoW Tokens will drop in Legion.

If gold income drops lower than it is today, the price of WoW Tokens may drop down to 20K again.

If gold income in-game increases, the price of WoW Tokens will NEVER BE THE SAME.

>garrison gold getting nerfed into the ground
>33k from world boss world quest was supposedly an error

token prices are definitely going to drop

>warglaves can be mogged into other 1h weapons
>fistweapons can't
Just kill me already.

>Call Gul'dan a cheater for magic in film
>Deny Thrall cheated against Garrosh

GG Metzen

dude animations lol

found out about surv hunters transmogging their polearm into. 2h sword, 2h axe and staffs

it's literally retcon the character

daily three tiers in three years reminder

Confirmed for woddler

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HFC!!!!!!!!

Not an argument.

>yfw wildstar updates more often than this ded game

It is because your opinion doesn't matter because you don't know a thing.

Claudel, are you here?

Does anyone have the picture of him bent over the bookshelf?

>definitely
Not if the random greens you obtain start vendoring for 100g.

As I said, it depends on the average gold income in Legion. They might be removing garrison gold but there might be something to replace it, depends on if that's better or worse than current incomes.

And seeing how there is rampant autism infecting this game, spreading to the roots of everything, gold is getting kind of useless despite being needed for almost everything.

>Crafters need a BoP material to make shit
The initial BoE crafted rush at the beginning of Legion isn't gonna be as profitable, and shit will likely be posted at ridiculous prices instead of high, but reasonable prices, making only a few people buy tokens to fund their gear purchases instead of having LOTS OF PEOPLE buy a couple tokens for gold.

If crafters could pump out 30 crafted pieces a day, you could expect them to all be like 10-20k each. What'll really happen is they're gonna prob be like 100K. People would buy a token if it meant getting 2-3 pieces of gear out of it but only a few people will buy 2 tokens for 1 iece of gear.

Gul'dan was dumb enough to cheat with the entire horde watching.

Holy fuck. "We promise faster expansions" my ass, it's SoO all over again

After all of Ion Hazzapalooza's talk about delays, I'm honestly thinking they'll deliver with Legion.
I really hope they will.

Are you saying they didn't retcon his death lmao?

how retarded are you?

OH BOY

>not just using tsm

kill yourself

>weapons that sell for above 100g
artifacts and a few BoP greys
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>armour that sells for above 100g
artifacts again and the OH sets
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no random BoE greens in there

is it gay if i want to lick that?

Use quick scan.

>tyrande will never grind her fat ass on my face

Why don't the EU forums have anywhere to report bugs?

Because there are no dev representatives on EU forums, so nobody gives a shit. If you want to report a bug, then either use an in-game report button or go US.

Report it in-game :)

Absolutely.
If you want to lick a man, a man's anus, a man's penis, or any other part of a man it is most likely gay. (If you're a man)

Though if you still find women sexy it means you're bi, but the simple urge to WANNALICKTHATMAN is the obvious gay half of that.

youtu.be/xyPzTywUBsQ?t=3081

what if i like dicks but don't like mens?

>Whale cum!
what did she mean by this?

If you like dicks you like men

Can I lick your anus or penis?

This UI is disgusting, why did you recommend this

>auctioneer
lol

>like dicks
>don't like men
I understand your situation.

Let me put it to you in a way you'll understand.
Since you like dick, but don't like men, I assume you'd enjoy being on the receiving end of a glory hole.

You don't find any straight men in a glory hole taking dick. They're all, at the least, bisexual.

You are definitely bisexual or just a self-hating gay.

>tfw I have a 5 y/o rogue on my account at lvl 76 and still can't make myself to finish those 4 painful levels
Pls, kill me.

So I haven't played since wotlk, debating starting again as I've just gotten a new computer.
Am I going to be completely lost?

But the max level is 100, not 80.

post dick and btag and I'll run you through some dungeons

Dont lie to me

80-100 is an easy journey, I can even deal with draenor questing once again. But I can't stand anything wrath related.