Dota 2 General - /d2g/

This james guy is pretty shit at casting.

Is he just an overrated meme or something?

impressive

james?

sounds like an ass

Yes!

He's a host, not a caster.

those tits are very realistic

fuck off you retard jesus christ
there was nothing wrong with harper
you quebecois faggots need to leave, fuck off filthy commies

I can't tell if this is a meme game or did they legitimately play themselves into this game.

The fuck is this techies game.

*was

Except the part where he tanked the economy and the dollar by only going for oil money like a god damn retard

Then again, he fits with his electorate, single minded mongoloid with no 2 braincells to rub together

When's Grant casting again?

ERM, DOTARDS?

Man I bet Hiho are on fucking suicide watch right now holy shit

>gg ez
fucking kek

if anyone from riot was watching

he must be triggered to hell and back and back to hell

didn't he get fired from that?

i'm not sure what I just watched but I think I liked it

Harper had NOTHING to do with oil, the prime minister has nothing to do with private oil investments, and noone could have predicted the oil explosion in the US anyways

Theres TONS of oil throughout the rest of the country too, but you retard libs don't even believe in economics, so you think we can just magically run shit on solar & wind & wishful thinking

How do I make french canadians not mad? Nothing seems to work and I just want to cooperate peacefully.

Why doesnt that treant get octarine

Mute them.

Reminder that this was still not, by far, the longest competitive dota game

Did dire not try buying a gem and dewarding the trees?

hes on a plane to bts shit

no cast today

none of them have tree destroying skills

>I know nothing yet i'm still talking

Shouldn't you be collecting your welfare check right now, gas huffer?

They did when they had to smoke. There's too many to bother trying

fugg

Who needs a gem when you have AA with necro 3, shiva's and hex.

>I hate harper because I'm a delusional liberal
This is literally 90% of quebec
What a shit province
I wish you would leave

how did navi get a direct invite

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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Pretty sure venge had a QB for a while

unlike hers

Kek, James looks like a bum.

What a fucking loser.

>gg ez
Is that mike?

>navi deserved their invite
-d2g-

eg bulba

A good start would be to stop being such cucks. I'm uneasy standing right next to Canada's answer to sweden.

Maritimes are generally bros tho.

>I wish you would leave

Clearly you don't, or else you wouldn't have spent all that fuckign money illegally.

Then again, it's just as likely you were born after 1995, or are an ignare like the rest of the anglocucks.

>James
JUST

bulba thjioiugh

ta lewds anyone?

What the fuck was he even thinking there?

Pierre trudeau was a quebecois
All the bad PM's of the last 100 years have been quebecois
It's your own commie government who doesn't want to leave because ur a fucking welfare state funded by the rest of canada

FUCK
OFF
SHE
IS
PURE

Ok, /d2g/, real talk now. Time to decide what is ultimately better:

>run
>curse the road

yeah 100% pure slut, pretty much everyone has sucked that huge pink cock

WRONG

Better to run..

Do you know why the majority of PM'S are Quebecois ?

Because anglocucks got no fuckign ambition or drive. We also fuckign carry you in every sports . You are a bunch of weakling sheeps, descendant of the cucks who still wanted to support the brits. When you stop gloryfying being ''Nice'' and start growing a god damned spines maybe i'll hate you less.

>go to open quals
>prolong first games on purpose for +4h hours
>fuck with everyone in the process
rate my plan

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>treant kotl techies tinker
was that on BTS?

As far as I know it wasn't casted by anyone, but MOT got the final 10 minutes of it.

>James back on dota
>Everyone going full YAMES IS BACK PogChamp
>1 hour after the el trashico games
>gabe releases immortal 2
>reddit completely ignores james
>upboats everything about immortal 2
>james posts left completely in the dust

HOLY SHIT, Gabe is a true master tactician.

what stream was this on

ur delusional
the only problem is that these anglos thought quebecois shits are human, instead of utter trash
All you do is try to sabotage the country
We need to let you and atlantic canada leave, imagine how beautiful this country would be without the stink of the leftist francophones

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

james is a crap caster and mediocre host

stop hyping him just for memes

he was only good for the shows/hubs and stopped doing those way before shangai anyway so who cares

>My body is a temple for which I will kill

What did she mean by this?

anyone got the sheever pee oddshot?

Could you stop trying to force this thanks?

anybody got any good brewmaster pics?

anybody got any shit brewmaster pics?

anyone has screencaps of yames?
cant be bothered to watch 2 has beens battle it out against eachother like some mentaly challenged preschoolers

but no one said he was good though.

he's just a walking meme like slacks.
he's just le rude brit meme, nothing more

EG and Secret are playing?

Link?

>Those nigger lips

>Dota 2 Updating: 1% at 2 mb/s
IT'S HAPPENING

>couch stream not happening so i have to listen to blowjobdownunder

At least I won a game with a 2.4k ursa on my team against a 6k Terrorblade

It would be a dream come true.

We'd have the antlantic ocean to ourselves while you wallow in freshly-shitted streets

Please, anglocucks, stop being so afraid to fall even more into irrelevency and stop cheating to prevent us from leaving

Hes fun, he is a good addition to tournaments, he always has good ideas for new content and he understands what the competitive scene needs.

Not him but I do want ti though
I only hope he isn't making this up for memes

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>wake up
>OUREST OF GUYS YAMES IS CASTING

Gaben BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

where is this from?

>tfw you'll never get to fondle her juicy temple pillows without getting killed

Why do we hate this llama girl again? I'm enjoying her cast origibongo

Hello d2g. Gabe Newell here.

Do you think Motpax is being an ass here? I need to know, thank.

That's a picture of Lanaya, the Templar Assassin.

Dota 2

ask ali

Nice try LD

she dates a tranny
it ruins traplovers fantasy of being with a trap

How much shekels do i need to make in order to withdraw those FREE 5pounds ?

Is it realistic or i need to make 100.00 euros with 5 pounds in 1game in order to withdraw ?

Time to watch Sing get BTFO.

>she dates a tranny
for real? LMAO

PERFECT DOTA 2(TWO) CASTER

>STILL NO IMMORTALS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Here you go. Cheers!

Coming in 15 minutes.
Once Valve is back from lunch