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Bad Fanmade Heroes 2: Autistic Boogaloo Edition
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i want an overwatch bf that likes anime to play with

First with best girl!

Best profil picture confirmed

Zenyatta is the best!

XTH FOR DOG WITH A GUN ATTACHED TO ITS BACK HERO WHEN

>throw ultimate in the Ilios pit map
>ready to get muh D.va cute spray, finally
>QUADRUPLE KILL
>100
>100
>100
>100
>no achievement unlocked

WHAT THE FUCK

I am so bad at this game that I have never managed to get a single kill with high noon

JUNKRAT PRIMED AND READY

we need to go deeper with OC

very feminine looking Omnic heroes when?

REMOVE OMNIC SCUM

ONLY BUILT TO SERVE

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THEY ARE BUCKETS OF BOLTS AND NOTHING MORE

Why aren't YOU watching our boy Seagull stream RIGHT this very fucking second?

twitch tv /a_seagull

He is literally shitting on people as Lucio as I type this post out.

The saga continues.

How do yall keep your nerves playing this shit?

My adrenaline gets pumping to the point where I can't aim for shit most matches.

56 percent W/L has solo only.

is this decent

You could've gotten a triple and a teammate killed a healing straggler.

So, one fun way in which they balance heroes is by giving them different sounding footsteps.

Zen has no footsteps, but since his orbs got nerfed to LOS, he basically has to stand behind Reinhardt all game, nullifying any advantage his "stealthiness" gives him.

What would you add to his kit to make use of him being quiet?

go play jet force gemini my man

I don't just use him, but every time I use other characters, I feel like my contributions don't compare to the rest of my team's. Pic related is my general statistics. I think the only exception is Winston, since I don't have to aim perfectly to do well with him. I should also note that I'm currently Level 127.

Go to bed John

first for tracer's voice is cute

>shilling top-viewed streamers for free

people over level 100- who have you started trying out to mix things up?

Winston for me. Dude is great for Attack on anubis and watchpoint jabroni

>those k/d's

jesus christ

>Relentless wrath

>haha let's post terribile OC XD
We /hsg/ now

I'm down for cute ninjas.

Seagull is my hero. I enjoy watching him play as Genji and I always learn whenever I watch him play it.

I personally think he's one of the world's top players and he almost always wins all his matches if he plays Genji.

>that everything
>By locking her legs into place, Boomer can let her torso detach revealing a sort of gyro technology hidden inside.

You have to wait for the circles on the enemy's heads to turn into red skulls before you can kill them.

The ult charges at 270 damage per second so high HP targets need extra time but 250 HP heroes and under can be gibbed in a second if you just want a quick double or something.

What was that patch?

why have cute ninjas when you can have TOWERS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

>playing Zenyatta on Numbani defense
>got a torb to give me armor
>a reinhardt to protect me
>this should be good
>entire attacking team is Tracers

Mistakes have been made.

I want to submit my fan idea for a hero.

are you a cute girl

People say competitive play is out and all that; what are they talking about? I don't see it anywhere.

That's when you just switch to lucio and BREAK IT DOWN

McCree....I have a better k/d with Lucio so far goddamn. slowly getting better at the left click shit.

>Bought 50 Crates as soon as I could
>got several legendaries that I wanted through drops
>bought any that didn't drop with the mountain of gold I had acquired
>XP is now meaningless to me
>leave if there are too many shitters on we have a bad team comp
>leave every game 30 seconds before we lose
>am on a 53 game win streak at this point
>mfw

Hats off to Blizzard for make a $40 game pay to win.

10/10

Xth for Tracer a cute. A CUTE

Attacking team of Tracers should've been free kills.

Koreans please translate.

Will using shooting/jumping macros get me banned? I don't want carpal tunnel

(If you don't know what im talking about it's like a 2-5ms delayed tap firing/tapjumping constantly by holding down a button)

Holy fuck 10 Achievements are need and i have all of them (expect the bugged one)
But i cant get any of them anymore, its just to hard man. Its like i get autism everytime i try to do it or i wait to long for that "perfect moment"

>slice and dice
Have like over 10 hours as genji and i get at best 3 people killed with that katana. Somehow i cant really aim with it because people suddenly stand behind me and i cant look at them at the right moment or they are like just a little bit away from me and genji is swining his shitty katana like a retard in the air

>Waste not, want no
This is kinda retarded too. I just cant kill 3 people with 1 clip, its just not enough. And i tried to kill one solo and press Q on other 2 solo and nothing happend. Do i have to shoot the people first before ulting or something?

>Rocket Man
Impossible. Maybe with zarya in team otherwise i dont know how to make it.

>anger managment
>>implying i can remember who i already if i jump every 2 sec to try hit everyone

>rapid discord
kek

The other 2 with lucio are kinda possible and the Q thing with zenyatta but the rest is just so hard to get.
Can someone help me out who already has these Achievements?

>retards go XDDDD 5 tomblerone lmao
>they get completely stomped because this isn't sub zero MMR
>I must somehow be penalized for wanting to leave that game

fuck you BLIZZARD

>Tfw want a legendary skin for Mercy but Amber is superior to all her other skins

Defend the auto snapping aimbot turrets you literally cant.

>Genji and Hanzo are literally the TWO DRAGON BROTHERS, only heirs to the Shimada Empire

>"BUT WAIT GUYS, THEY SECRETLY HAD A SISTER THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE"

Its that sorta shit that pisses me off

>Tfw want a futa skin for Mercy but blizz has no balls

More like $90.

>character's name is literally just "Poison"

Jesus christ, at least mask the awful name choice by having it be in a different language. "Doku" is both less retarded sounding and in Japanese. Or have it fit with the other Shimida bros and just call her Kasumi.

Ridiculous overpowered abilities and completely awful character backstory aside, I actually like the design itself. A cute petite girl who doesn't sit in a mech the whole time playing would be a nice addition.

...

I've given Tracer another go, because she seems like a character I'd really like, but the 20 tick meme is kinda killing it for me.

Lots of alcohol

>It doesn't count when I do it! I had a good reason for leaving
You deserve it, famalam

1000/10

50 dps is pretty damn low dude

Takes 40 seconds of continuous fire to destroy Reinhardt's shield

You really don't know how to have fun, huh? I get being frustrated when you lose a game to incompetence, but losing a game or two because you are fucking around with a bunch of other guys isn't the worst thing in the world.

How does it affect you so badly? You aren't losing rank for this.

>mfw I put my trap and my mine just in front of a medikit

no

Gotta keep those special snowflake Torbjorn players from feeling bad that their turret is getting the jukes from Tracer and constantly mowed down

Neither does Mercy.

>do this
>literally nobody steps on it or goes near that section of the map for over 2 minutes

ayyyy

>Fucking with controls

No

No

No

jesus fucking christ, what am I looking at?

if you want to purposefully lose by "lmao memes" then go play against bots

dumb shitters justifying their garbage behavior literally by saying "fun"

Get fucked Genji/Tracer players
PURE
SWEDISH
ENGINEERING

I don't play on console

it's pretty fucking lame but if you try to have the mentality of your character, you do surprisingly well. It's like you PvP role play. Like with Reaper I want to be as sneaky as all fuck in the shadows so that they never see me. With Junkrat I try to be like the joker with a well placed trap/mine on my escape route so if they chase me they walk right into it. Stupid nerd shit like that.

>Futa with no balls
Disgusting.

>Bird theme

>Throws flasks at people en masse

I dont get it

Birds dont just throw shit at people

They shit on people yes but they don't lob shit like a baseball player on crack

A few days ago I mentioned that they should add a hero who throws poison/acid with low direct damage but bitch DoT.

And then there is is guy who made this.

best oc, irl_kek/10

Worth it.

I've had the leaver penalty for a week now and I don't give a shit.

>Do this
>A guy runs into the same trap 3 times

A purely AoE support character by the looks of it that can heal/harm/shield/speedboost by throwing potions.

A lot of characters, actually. Most notably trying to get better with Offense characters that aren't Reaper, but my aim is horrendous because I use a controller on PC. I usually stick to tanks and Lucio because that's what I'm best with.

Sometimes you just take the shit luck and try to make the best of the situation. If you lose then oh well, leave after the match is over. It's not even five minutes of your life, and if it lasts longer than that, then that means there was at least some comptetition.

>join game
>game on progress
>2 minutes remaining the enemy is winning by 90%
>oh you want to leave? no you will get a penalty
>fine stay until the match ends so I join at the start of the next one
>NOPE get the fuck out back to the main menu so we can do the same bullshit again!
>every
>single
>time

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Plague Doctor theme. Still retarded but you know.

He looks like the Desolator from RA3

>Hana!! You got any plans for the weekend?

>Double experience point event.

>Slice and Dice
Don't force it too much, it's a quad kill. They'll happen eventually. I'm still trying for mine, Junkrat's, D.Va's, Pharah's, and Bastion's, and I see pubs like webm related get it all the time just because the enemy is clumped up. Assists probably count too since a lot of the other quad-kill ult achievements proc on achievements too.

>Waste Not, Want Not
I never really thought the "Shoot one person and ult the rest" theory was true since I do that shit all the time but still don't have it. You probably just have to wait to get lucky.

>Rapid Discord
You can probably combo it with a Zarya ult or something. Zarya ult does 22 DPS by itself for 4 seconds so if you can get it on 4 people before they die and the ult ends, it'll be easy.

Ayy you name it

I love YouTube's comment section.

New OC. Attacker who kills enemies by sucking their souls out.

Why do people's ideas of a good ability always involve switching guns?

I thought that for like 5 minutes

You aren't purposefully losing. You didn't select a comp of people specifically to lose. You selected a comp for people because you want to see what a match of 6 tjorbjorns would be like.

Christ, man, why does this bug you so much? I understand don't wanting to lose, but what is one silly game gonna do to you? It doesn't hurt your pride at all, because if you lose, it wasn't your fault. Why get pissy?

What is this shit, why do the game's updates keep raising my ping?

Hey this ones not bad

This is probably a stupid question but how do you guys know what to set your mouse sensitivity at? I can't tell if mine is too low or too high. Are there some general rules of thumb people follow like moving your mouse from one side of the pad to the other is a 360 or something? Is it totally personal preference?

Oh this one is interesting.
Dat ult tho.

Thank you.

Two secentences into the description and it already doesn't make sense

And the gun doesn't fit Overwatch's style at all

Shift is just some sort of COD feature

E makes no sense with the rest of her kit

Her ult is Genji's ult

God damn artists shouldnt be allowed anywhere near game design

get friends retard

>2 or 3 athenas spamming their ult

I stopped caring if I do well or not.

Okay, that's not true. Every time I try to play with my friend, I get pissy and start barking orders. But the solution to calming my nerves is to only play for a little bit.

> I thought that to dude
>to