/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Add me on steam if you want to do business

Add me on RS, Geo Metro

MAJOR UPDATE INCOMING
steamcommunity.com/games/405900/announcements/detail/877455595174544843

Post your New Zealand man.

>more downarrows than uparrows

rigged. its RIGGED i say

WHOAHWOHAOHW YEYAHYEAHYA
NEW UPDATE WOOOOHOOOO
THIS IS ALL WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
BEST UPDATE! TEAM FORTRESS TWO ALIVE AGAIN!

>Prinny hat

FUCK I WANT IT

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i have no idea the fuck is a prinny but that hat is cute

>post yfw valve beefs the update

It's not an actual update

if the engineer is such a genius then why can't he invent sapper-proof sentries and dispensers????

The cute pingus from Disgaea.

Because the opposite team's engineer made the sapper.

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Because it's much easier to break something than it is to build it.

Think making a sandcastle, it takes considerable effort to make one that even holds together on its own, let alone when some fuckwit comes along and steps on it.

Will the knife actually have stats attatched to it or will it be just another re-skin like always?

where do you think you are

its been 200 years, new-weapons soldier.

its time to wake up

he made a life-sustaining device, youre not going to convince me he cant make a building that cant be short-circuited by the sapper

Post Steam wishlists

I like this idea.

It's the one that makes the most sense. Every time the engineer upgrades his buildings to be sapper proof, the other guy upgrades the sapper. It's a vicious cycle.

I just
you know
sometimes have a glimmer of hope stashed away for just such an occasion

You're seriously not gonna spend $0.69 on a game? That's almost free. Fuck pirating, what's your ID?

thats so cool
how did you do it

id/thelampofthoth
Damn right I'm not going to spend .69c on a game.

you dont know what a degenrate weaboo NEET life's is like

i don't know

>Poorfags can't afford a $0.70 game
>I'm buying my whole wishlist today
/blog

>having a wishlist
>not buying whatever you see and like on the spot

I never said I couldn't afford it, just that I wouldn't buy it.

@146425308
>Wasting money on items that will invariably go on sale every year
Viva this is why you work at a grocery store.
That's extremely petty, but still respectable enough for a (You).

Thank (You)

youtube.com/watch?v=ffOCFTuDE5Y

>tfw you will never get good before the world is thrown into the endtimes

damn son, i wonder if i will even have internet when war starts

No, I buy whatever I want because I work at a grocery store

The world isn't going to end anytime soon. The people are way too complacent and comfortable for that.

Tried to buy Postal: Redux when the sale went live, it didn't work :/

contact support

>my team moved me to sub because i wasnt as good as another steel demoman main who had played way more seasons of comp than me
>in fucking iron
Tryharding this much on iron is disgusting
but i have no team now. oh well :/

I opted for "try again later"

forgot to say i quit the team lol
who the fuck subs for iron

>Not trying your best no matter what division of competitive you're in
This is why shitters will always be shitters.

dont worry user, you will be able to join a worse team that doesnt want the better players
or you could try to improve

>getting a washed out steel demo in iron
>not humiliating and shameless tryharding
this is why shitters will always be shitters

>wanting better players for fucking iron
it s like u dont understand what beginner leagues are for do you?
u expect me to perform as someone who had experience already? are you retarded?

ITT: user BTFO two anons at the same team

BTFO me

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PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN
PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN
PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN
PYRO BUFF WHEN
>PYRO BUFF WHEN

never

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He doesn't need a buff, she needs a complete rework. So does spy. It's easier just to remove both classes form the game.

When the skill floor is raised, and the buff relies entirely upon new mechanics that raise the skill cap.

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>she

nice mouse
name?

>she
XD

my mouse's name is angus. he is a good mouse that's served me well.

>Not naming your mouse Algernon

BREXIT IS WINNING

FUCK THE EU!

14 year olds in TF2Center are as autistic and retarded as half & human
im worried about this generation

You guys playing the competitive stress test? I find it surprisingly fun

There's a stress test?

I honestly wish that Valve would completely redo Pyro done to it's core and not give a fuck about community backlash.
If it means turning a class with horrible passive abilities that depends on a flamethrower with RNG, combos, and weapons that crit on demand into something that's actually useful and has a niche roll other than to blast people away periodically, then I wouldn't mind trying out a better, newer version of Pyro.

also
>she

yeah, fuck free trade, lets just spend 400 million pounds to be able to commerce with the countries close to the UK
fucking no brain nationalists

Yes, right now

Get in

i agree
pyro as it was in 2010 or 2012 was completely OK
why do they overcomplicate things and stats such as the backburner?

also time ago i used to play on a server that allowed you to basically rocket jump by airblasting he ground, anyone know if those are still around ?

So if i play during stress test it doesn't keep any sort of rank advancement?

It does.

what if the update is released after this stress test

My stats aren't updating, but this is my first stress test so

what do i have to change in my TF2 to make mm work?
it crashes when i join a match

i have:
>comanglia config
>dxlevel 98
>basthud (updated yesterday)
>consistent kill icons.vpk mod

forgot to mention prec
i guess thats probably it
ill just set my prec_mode to 0

>your favorite mercenary will never dig his fingers into your hips
>your favorite mercenary will never tie your wrists behind your head and have his way with you
>your favorite mercenary will never bludgeon you to death with a golf trophy
>your favorite mercenary will never be viable fulltime

when i close the MM menu this appears in the console
[code] Sending request to exit matchmaking system [ abandon = 0 ]
[/code]

that's kinda gay

From what I've heard, PREC essentially crashes matchmaking, so you gotta use the new record system valve implemented a while ago to substitute.
Haven't used it, but I heard it's a lot better than what PREC was.

how the fuck do i deal with soldiers as scout? i am still salty as hell they just need 1 rocket to kill me, and it doesnt have have to hit as the splash damage does the job

unequip the candy cane

use stock primary
dont run into rockets, get the high ground, jump around to be harder to hit

you have some real dedication

So do you with being a fucking bum weeaboo NEET

put on the soda popper
cant splash damage a bird....

So do you with being a bag boy

spam pistol from a safe position

Except I'm a produce dude

I do have dedication when it comes to being amazing at life, though

ur not cool
my weabo jobless NEET loser friends are so much cooler than you

man you work in a fucking grocery store, regardless of your babby's first job, minimum wage position, how proud of yourself can you be

I'm cool as fuck, though

he's proud because the rest of his family is all miles below minimum wage illegal day laborers