So you want to be rich, faggot? Do you?

So you want to be rich, faggot? Do you?

Then read this, because it's the only guaranteed method to make you rich quick:

1. Put aside $1000 for the method (if you don't have $1000, turn off your computer, go outside and get a fucking job)

2. Recognise that $1000 contains 40 installments of $25. This will be important later.

3. Sign up to Bet365. Use the welcome bonuses if you want, you probably won't need them.

4. Find a soccer game where the most likely outcome has decimal odds of 2.0, and ideally the next most likely outcome has odds of 3.0 or over.

5. Bet $25 on that outcome.

6. If you win, repeat step 5 with the total amount of your winnings (i.e bet $50 this time). If you lose, repeat step 5 with $25.

7. Now all you have to do is win 16 times in a row and you'll have $1.6 million. (if you don't feel confident doing this, set a lower goal i.e 8 wins in a row. Also don't forget that you have 40 attempts, and potentially more if you set a lower limit).

8. Congratulations, you are now the richest man in Babylon.

Thank me later at the private jumbo yacht club, friends.

Do you know Danny Martingale?
He taught me something similar.

lol

>"There's no way it can keep hitting black forever! Eventually it'll have to be red..."

bbut what if i lose 40 times in a row?

1:65,000 odds.

>NEET

>sues casino for "rigged wheels"

there's a chance of 0.0015% of getting 16 in a row. Even with 40 tries that's a very slim chance of getting rich and a sure chance of losing that $1000

You're telling me you DON'T have $2000 to spare?

seriously?

Gamble the money away?

ok, for all you dumbass plebs that are going to get sucked into this guy who runs Bet365, the betting house makes sure the odds of winning are less than the payout rates.

Duh.

That's how THEY make money. If you want to make money? Set up a house of gambling and ill-repute. Suckers will give you their money. You can try advertising on Veeky Forums to drum up some business.

>MFW didn't factor in the 00