/fog/ - Fallout General

Dr. Fantastic's lines.

Buffscale senpai

i'm looking for the Midna follower mod please help.

I thought throwing Oliver off Hoover Dam was pretty funny.

probably not a lot of shit. gallons of dogmeat semen though

Oliver Swanick
Mr.Fantastic
Freeside hobo
The stand up guy in the strip

>that isn't Wild Wasteland

What would be the best way to fix navmesh errors? Loading up my mod in the CK, where I touched up a navmesh (from the Shipwreck Isle mod) I get editorwarnings.txt telling me about warnings to the tune of
>Cell ShipwreckIsleExt03 [...] Triangles 80 and 81 have opposite normals but are linked
>Cell ShipwreckIsleExt05 [...] 718 and 717 are linked, but their vertices do not match
across the file. I have looked at the (finalized) navmeshes in the CK, but there are just so many triangles that I can't really find the issues.
Does any of this really matter though? The problems that the CK tells me about notwithstanding, the mod seems to work fine in-game.

Mr.Fantastic isn't a wild wasteland maymay

Plus wild wasteland IS part of the game, not a mod nor a dlc, so why won't it count ? That's like saying F2's random encounters don't matter when discussing humour

I truly hope this fat ass gets banned from the nexus.

it's not you fuckwhit.

Congratulations, New Vegas has a grand total of 1 humerus moment

New Vegas is still serious business

>The stand up guy in the strip
I love his bad jokes

Cass commenting that she thought the Novac dinosaur was real when she first saw it.

I just used the thing that simplifies the navmesh and go from there

Most don't really matter. Many things are warnings, but not exactly true errors.

>1

I just told ya 4 on the top of my head, there are a shit load more, and that's just excluding Wild Wasteland and the DLCs

>they don't know
Oliver is actually bugged, he has code to only appear when Wild Wasteland is active, but due to a bug he always appears.
no one has ever bothered to fix this or actually count it as a bug

Not it doesn't

Am I being memme'd, plus it's Mr.Fantastic not Swanick

I am certainly being memme'd here

Only two out of those 4 are funny in any way and one doesn't count because they're a fucking comedian putting on a show

>because they're a fucking comedian

We're not discussing if it's funny or not, we're discussing if FNV is srius bisnis or not
Everybody agress that NV captured perfectly the dark humour of the originals, including Isles themselves

shit did I really type oliver?

I meant mr. fantastic's dialogue, with his normal dialogue he just tells you he doesn't know what he's doing

Hack jokes are fun

What's worse?

Cazadores or Cliffracers?

what if you could combine the two?

It's just a prank bro

>it doesn't count because I changed the parameters after you fulfilled what I requested

Get fucked, retard.
Then again, I can understand being angry having to deal with Fallout 4 all day.
Brainwashing yourself into aggressively trying to tear down better games must take a toll.

>Doesn't know what he's doing

Still fucking hilarious

>"they asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard"

cliffracers, not even a question

Cliffadores.

Holy shit you monster.

cazadores were actually monsters.

cliffracers were just a monster with poor controls to combat them.

>moving the goalpost closer
You lose this argument since you obviously care so much about winning it, you know except what my post entailed, you're trying to hardest to get around it and prove me wrong somehow.

>humerus

It's humorous. Learn to fucking spell.

>what if you could combine the two?

But my friend
I did

>Still fucking hilarious
Fuck off Obsidrone, don't you have some episodes of "The Big Bang Theory" to catch up on?

That's wild wasteland dialogue, it's not suppose to appear without the trait

You still lose.

The horror...

Do you have brain damage?

scream.wav

>Help me buffscale senpai.

Ask and ye shall receive!

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Its a suit btw
No face animations yet...dunno if it will get them :(

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Bethesda ...Bethesda Never changes

Now that's some top-tier Beshitsdroning laddie, wew wew

It is not Wild Wasteland dialogue, check the fucking wiki

is one of them holding a fucking rocket launcher ?

I don't get it?

>getting angry about it
as expected

No, I am

Also, every single dialogue in the game with low intelligence is pure gold

Stop with your logical fallacies
looks weird

>NV
>serious
Did we play the same game?

I found it had more black humor and humor in general than Fallout 3, which seemed like it was trying too hard to be taken seriously.

well yeah that's why cliffracers are so bad

at least in fallout you're always proficient with some kind of firearm

i never had too much trouble with cazadores, scorpions have always been my demon in fallout

>check the fucking wiki
What part of "he has code to only say it when Wild Wasteland is active" do you not understand?

It doesn't effect gameplay so no one counts it as a bug or has ever tried to fix it

[Citation needed]

am I being memmed, or are Bethesdrones actually real

Fallout 3 didn't take itself seriously. The whole fire ant quest? The atomic menace quest? Republic of Dave?

Which game can be best enjoyed as a luchador? High charisma(as a descriptor, not necessarily as a stat. But if it helps), unarmed focus, mexican as fuck.

Bonus points if a mod for a lucha mask exists for said game

I like the past OP images
that old time art is comfy

is elevator usable? I heard they don't have the same height as wood/steel/concrete walls

this is plenty. thanks senpai.

>every single dialogue in the game with low intelligence is pure gold
Oh so you're just baiting me

Well done, 10/10

New Vegas has a grand total of 1 humerus moment in the entire game, Obsidian didn't want to make a Fallout game, Obsidian wanted to make their own IP set in the same universe as Fallout

NEW THREAD TOO EARLY!!!

I think we're all missing an important point. A game doesn't need a ckeecky reference or pun every three seconds for it to not be super serious. It just has to be fun and not treat itself like the only thing that matters.

your mom shat you out too early that's why your brain is shit

It's funny how he has now totally torpedo'd any chance of being anything but a laughing stock

>throwing a fit over indisputable facts

You're absolutely right, but it should at least have SOMETHING, New Vegas has nothing

CAZADORES STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST SUPERIOR NIPPON STEEL

Dude I shot people in the humerus all the time, my aim is terrible.

It didn't, but it wasn't smooth with it

Transitioning directly from Swanick to Vulpes was quite dynamic, can't say the same for F3, going from helping superheroboos to the all grim and serious main quest isn't too digestible
PLus the fire ants quest was all dark and shit

>Actual bethesdroning in action

>screaming "bethesdrone" at anyone who says something you don't like

not him but I checked the wiki and it mentions no bug regarding dialog

What's really sad is all the videos up of people telling people what he did are littered with people defending Darren's action because "it's just a prank"

thats not what you do when this is your only source of income.

That's what you just did

Plus i'm asking you to give me proof to support your claims but you won't

Of COURSE it doesn't, are you even fucking reading?

The Sci-Fi, the pin-up or both

>needing more than one stroke to destroy all of them
*teleports behind u* psshh, nuthing personnel kid

don't need to get pissy m8 I am not the one you are arguing with but he is right, where are the sources for the supposed bug

It doesn't because

1: it's not a bug
2: Mr.Fantastic is not a wild wasteland quirk

>proof of events that transpire in New Vegas
I have nothing to prove, you're the one who has to prove New Vegas can be funny more than once

Is it just me, or is that black haired chick in the back checking out the redhead's ass?

you simply resumed what 99% of all Avellone's ballickers say about anything in FO3 or TES+MK in General

if Fo4 had a naked pinup of him, they would be praising this shitstain of game

>I have nothing to prove

You claimed a lot of stuff and still refuse to give a good reason or proof

> you're the one who has to prove New Vegas can be funny more than once
I did, 4 times, 3 excluding the stand up guy

>LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU GO AWAY LA LA LA
Then stop replying

Well its called Pagan lesbians...

>if Fo4 had a naked pinup of him
It wouldn't even then, it's a shallow shooter, get over it

And gee I wonder what happened when I started posting proofs on why Beshitsda is shit.

Easy there dude, now give us proofs

The buttons on the elevator are gone

Will we ever see a Nuclear Winter mod for FO4?

The mod that changed FO3 to winter relied on assets from Operation Anchorage, which FO4 is lacking

Anyone?

Darren is not very smart

>Ask for proofs calmly

>LALALALAL ALA LA

Damn this general is irredeemable

I don't know about that but they're bugged anyway
Sometimes the buttons will be gone

>NO! YOU have to give proof that these events aren't funny, your knowledge of the game doesn't matter because I said so
You're the one on trial here, by telling me you want me to prove your own argument true you are admitting you can't think of anything
>I did, 4 times, 3 excluding the stand up guy
No, you did once and only once

>is elevator usable?

As long as you use Barn/Warehouse/Scaffolding items, it works without any issues. The 4-story elevator has issues snapping to other pieces though.

fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Wasteland

Here's your proof laddy, no Mr.Fantastic bug there

>No, you did once and only once
I indeed did 4 time, -->

They'd all work pretty equally, I'd try looking up any luchador mask mods and using whichever game has the best one

Not to detract from the conversation or blog, but reminds me of the image of the person who ends up in some plane of torture because he "is not a clever man"
Darren is not a clever man though, so it's ok.