/owg/ - Overwatch General

>e-celeb bullshit

3 Reinhardts 3 soldier 76's
Box formation until you get on the point

THICK?!?!

2 zaryas s76 pharah lucio mercy

2 reinharts and 2 pharahs and 2 mercies

>playing my ass off trying to kill everyone
>team still finds a way to wipe faster

>about to be level 30
>only unboxed 2 legendaries
>everything else is for characters I don't play
>and also dupes of sprays/poses for those characters who I don't play
>know some people lower level than me that have unboxed multiple legendaries
>only ever gotten 2 50 credit drops
so this is the power of blizzard

Best Zarya skin?

How do I deal with aimbot-tier Hanzos?
>inb4 git gud

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Man that's some MoJ level creepy shit.

>tfw MoJ artist hasn't updated in 3 years

I hope he/she/it's dead.

>Play in South American servers
>Always do mediocre

>Play in North American servers
>Always get PotG and the most gold medals with 160 ping

Can't make this shit up.

Also I have noticed there's always a mercy insta-lock with some weeb name in NA servers
>sissy white boys

Have you played ranked on PTR?
What's your rank?
>W/L 8/2
>Rank 55

you are on the esport board retard why don't you go back to /v/?

E to reflect

I have a question. Probably a stupid one.

Is there a way I can see all of the models for the skins and what the skins look like in certain emotes/highlight intros? A file collection or anything?

D.VA BUFF WHEN

>everyone always draws thicc mei
>but no thicc D.va or mercy

I quit playing on the PTR once I realized that you are given a loss when people on your team ragequit and it happened to me 3 time during ranking.

Feels like I don't want to play any more but just can't stop.

Was this made with any sense of irony, satire, or comedy?

>W/L 33/0
>Rank 1

can't help it

When you end this meme

Tracer is my waifu but I hate all her legendary skins. It hides her face.

I'm just waiting until the next interesting game is released
Also,
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE OVER A MONTH RELEASE A CORE PART OF THE GAME

Step 1: Pick Winston
Step 2: Leap on the fuckers
Step 3: MONKEYDICK
Step 4: Hanzo deleted by literal aimbot-tier weapon
Step 5: Bask in his tears

@146457807
>esport board
xD

Not even worth the (You), lad

The memes are colliding.

>Widow is incapable of feeling anything

>tfw reaper changed her into casual clothes and gave her a book to read

Pharah is objectively perfect

>buffing overpowered heroes

wew lad what the fuck is wrong with you?

techsupport core

dad 76 is the best thing the fanbase created

>on a winning streak
>suddenly matched with terrible level 20 genjis on my team that stand behind me and try to snipe with left click
tigole is full of shit

she probably farts a lot since she's indian

>named almost exactly as 'pharaoh'
>eye of anubis makeup
>>her in general
how 'perfect'

Went 8/2. Ranked 54.

>confusing Egyptian for Indian
>Egyptians are basically high-class white people

10/10 would lick smelly armpit sweat after summer run

I'm a bigger fan of Husband:76.

It's the worst thing ever. Almost as bad as the shipping and doritos child.

>nobody draws skinny Mei

Bedouin or nomad?

>tumblr fanbase
fuck off

shut up pharah, go fill ur smelly robosuit with some more rice and curry lmfao

Nomad is the objectively better palette

why not both

it's a shame real egyptians no longer exist

i don't even know what to call the trash that lives there now

this picture doesn't make any sense, she's amputated

Bendouin for better colors.

seagull uses nomad so if you use it you'll get better at playing genji

who else go placed horribly because only one placement match wasnt fuckerd

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>little sister got into overwatch during open beta
>plays with me a lot now for fun
>she's really fucking good
>is better than me at more than a few characters too
>can still fuck up the enemy team while she dicks around with her phone on tumblr at the same time
>sister is qt 3.14

How do I fuck a 16 year old I'm related to?

literally how do you play this

inb4 jewface

What is it that makes Widowtards refusing to change even if they get countered completely by a better sniper on the other team, only to do absolutely nothing and gets killed over two dozens of times before they eventually leave the game.

sauce?

I want the option to place a tiny gap in my crosshair.

Also, let me pick the maps I want in quickplay REEEEEE

Both is good.

>be on attack anubis
>have this team
>the widow would switch to hanzo sometimes

Other than that, I'm glad it's over.

I've "played" 7 placement matches. 3 of those I was over 450 ping and lost. Will the stats reset when official ranked is out. I'm getting paired with 50 and 55s

Why the fuck does Torbjorn's tips say Level 2 turrets take scrap? Doesn't cost shit to make those.

I wish I could literally remove Numbani from the game

God this map is fucking terrible

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that map is fun as fuck

You report yourself to the authorities and apologize to your parents for raising a degenerate

I've not seen that one, but I have seen "lvl 1 turrets are great because they don't cost scrap", which confused me because neither do lvl 2 turrets

DELETE THIS

This is actually cute.

t. stevie wonder

Ohio, or Rhode Island.

The more I get placed against good players the less I want to play all those chokepoint maps

KOTH maps are my shit now.

I like being a heal-slut too.

fucking gross

Does Mercy's Damage Boost affect McCree's ult?

I was watching a POTG where a damage boosted McCunt killed everybody instantly but I only saw one red dot out of five people form.

>hit prestige 1
>estimate search time suddenly becomes unknown
wtf

F

Numbani is fine, it's just the starting choke point

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Why are they sitting in a glass of shit water?

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>group up
>group up
>they don't group up

B-But Chris. My parents are degenerates too! I mean, fuck, my dad lied to my mother about how old (drastically. He said he was a year older than her, he's ten years older.) he was until she found out from his family. So it's okay!

Does Texas work?

That's whisky, Mei is an icecube.

its where they belong

>the game actually registered this as a highlight

I'm both confused and happy.

I just found my second frogston. I have 2 shitty legendaries and 2 frogstons. fuck

>there will never be a lucio wallride map similar to jump_ maps in tf2

i don't know why i even bought this game. back to defrag