Eve Online General /eog/

RIP free SP edition
Old thread >implying anyone ever checks the old thread
permalink: orph.link/eog

>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>/eog/ pastebin (Jun '16): pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
>Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
>Maybe more shekel madness soon, some new pirate cap stats leaked: playground.schildwall.info/sisileaks/newstats/

Past:
>Jun 17: Chinks finally onlined a Keepstar
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 20: Goon empire dead; PL Fortizar on their undock
>May 19: HK anchors first XL Citadel
>May 16: Stunt Flores now Imperium FC
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over
>Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers crazy stuff in the Russian theater etc
>Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

can't you fit a proto cloak? I thought any ship in the game could fit one

actually the old thread was here
my bad

Is there a way to look in your inventory in stations without having to resub?

put your full API into EVEMON and you can do a bunch of shit like read your in-game mails and see your assets

I've forgotten all about EVEMon. I'll have to look into it again. Cheers.

Got a 30 day trial and 4 ship skin code now the question is will it run on a Surface Pro 2?

the old DX9 eve may run on it, but that is ending in a few days, dx11 only starting july 1

eve is a 13 year old game, it runs ok on even really shitty pcs

Compare the specs to the minimum requirements.

ded gaem

>amur

>AFs will never be fixed
>foozie will never do anything meaningful in your life

Rule Amarr!

>amarr will never leave the Yulai Convention

>amarr-xit when

>amarr-xit
Axit sounds better desu senpai

>one of the factions Threatening to leave the Yulai convention would be a huge lore event and would be really interesting
>CCP will never do it

>polfags yet again projecting their autism into eve

>major historical event for United-but-not-for-long Kingdom
>lots of britfags in /eog/
>EVE servers are in London
>STOP TALKING ABOUT IT OH MY GOD

>major historical event

Yes that's correct confused anime girl.

>they think something will happen
>its not like countries existed before eu and shit was the same
>major historical event
lol

What went wrong?

Countries existed before WW2 and shit was the same. Not a historical event either amirite?

>comparing ww2 to an autistic shitfit

Who are you quoting?

>user still trying to find out who user is quoting

What did they mean by these?

huh really makes you think

dogpost more and stop shitposting lads

>dogposting

why didn't we stick with old thread OP pasta?
This one is lacking so much new patch info and has so much useless goon stuff.

>fedora dog

>She doesn't call her FC "Mazda Savanna RX-7 Infini III"

>all-out is ran by a furry, a trap, a transexual brazilian and a black woman.
Can it get more degenerate?

>Her corp hasn't progressed yet into the current year and beyond

think about this
if we had the old pasta, it would contain patch data from 2014
the fact that the new pasta doesn't contain patch info isn't the fault of the format; it's the fault of people who make threads not updating it
the answer is clearly for you spend time updating the pasta *now* and have it on hand for when it's time to post

yeah i was disappointed to not see the removal of dailies in today's op
also no mention of cerebral accelerators in new event
and no date for the next update
all of this information is available somewhere, but while i have drive to make the pasta nice, i am only able to find shit on the forums when people link it because i have no idea how to navigate it myself.

when you put it like that...

she is a girl

who?

Why are you posting a photo of yourself?

>my face when

>random /v/ thread has more posts than this shithole
we need to outlaw dogposting
post dogs if you agree

that's cause i'm posting there and not here because those people have no idea what they're talking about
all of you have at least a basic competency in eve
except for phil

we could outlaw non-dogposting instead

>except for phil
and benji

>eve is just spreadsheets
honestly why do people that have no clue about eve say this?
so strange
its like universal too
is it just like a cowards way out of trying a game or something?

Like fuck, WOW has spresdsheets too, look at any min max forum and you'll find them by the hundreds, but they never ever get mentioned.
Try playing in a hardcore PvE guild and they constantly use outside tools and spreadsheets.

I don't get it.

Its a meme you autist, stop taking things so seriously.

did u posted in the wrong thread

What were you doing when you accepted Reyni as your slut and savior?

No I don't want to post in v

They don't use it like a meme tho.
They actually use it as an argument and they will bring it up all the time.
Can people be trully this patethic?
Not even /eog/ goes this far when we have those two faggots arguing about random shit.

when you go to /wowg/ to circlejerk people nobody gives a fuck about

when was the last time you created content, user?

>tfw no polarized arty machariel organic vagabond 50km curse Level 5 DDable Orca

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Just reprt avatarfags.

>falloff

Hi I just reconnect after 4 months ofline.

Now I'm in the middle of nowere(UVHO-F), forming part of Pandemic Legion, in a Station that doesn't allow me to fitting and stuff like that because it doesn't have good standings with PL.

So considering I have 3.000.000 skillpoints.

What would you recommend to me?

so ph kicked you for inactivity and now you aren't inactive. join ph again I guess, unless it was shitty

you are not in pandemic legion, you are in pandemic horde. they are in O1Y- so go find them. you probably didn't have too much in that station. your option are
>forget about it and start somewhere else
>sell it on contract at a discount
>ask a dev nicely to move it with a support ticket

>not flying assault frigates exclusively.

just set your schools station as respawn and die

start anew

careful, that's outdated advice
can only do that once a year now

Daily reminder that you should be volley the ventures you drop.

The main thing is that I dont feel like making the same mistake again, playing with PH is the main reason for stopping playing the game.

I was thinking about start exploring wormholes with a cheetah or start mining.

>not flying command destroyers

>types command destroyers
>posts interceptors

daily reminer that you can't hit anything, and that you seem to have accidentally not bought a sin

you know what you must do

You can set corp station as your home station once a year. School and current station have no this restriction.

I don't know what do you mean....

It's a reddit corp. Don't pay attention to it.

> t. Dreddit falseflagger

Yeah I know that thing, is there a way to remove the usefull skillpoints that they told me to use in a better skill?

it means you must Join All-Out
you have tried the enormous reddit-founded null-based ph; now you should try the medium-sized Veeky Forums-founded wormhole-based all-out
plenty of exploration in wh 4 you, plus other things

>medium-sized

hue

>denying the truth

>Veeky Forums-founded
That doesn't mean shit now. Go collect your karma and suck dicks for gold, faggot.

Sounds cool but they will accept me with 3M skill points?

yes

yes

we're larger than most serious wh groups (but conversely have lower average activity, partially because we accept brand new people who aren't sold on the game in general yet)

what could go wrong

>lower average activity
Le login for contenct amirite xD

>tfw all that cheering on comms after the brexit

>polfags spilling yet again

join tengoo

>joining a ded corp

>mfw I can only kick remain cucks from my corp, not others in the alliance

What's wrong with Reddit?

What isn't?

SergalJerk is recruiting :33333

Man I wish I still had the time and willpower to do the mmo grind like I used to. I remember losing my first ship in eve and the utter heartbreak and confusion of not knowing how it happened. Then I remembered that I'm a grown ass man with a credit card and just bought like 20 plex and skill injected my way into fun. Now I just do a little ratting now and then to maintain a decent amount of isk just in case I need to buy a new hurricane or whatever.

And there is nothing wrong with playing like this.

>yfw never put your oversized dingledonger into reynis tight girlpussi
>and relish in her quivering body
>as she sweats and giggles
>but you dont care
>you just force yourself inside
>SHE TAKES YOUR JUICES

>tfw you trip reyni over in the hall and call her a fag but she secretly gets hard at being bullied and fantasises about you putting a blindfold on her so she cant see and then rubbing your oiled dick all over her shaking naked body
>tfw you will never fuck reyni as she tries to address the corp about new standards of moral decency and sexual discretion and as you twerk her nipples she gasps and squeals into comms getting all embarassed and going red
>tfw you will never hotdog her as she tries to explain that sexual harassment is wrong and then you give her an audible slap on her thiqq booty

implying you have an oversized dingledonger

Well it's pretty much guarenteed to end the United Kingdom as an entity (unless you count England + Wales as "united kingdom").

>Reyni will never hold your head forcibly to her ass and fart in your mouth
>Reyni will never mockingly massage your bulge through your pants while calling you a manwhore
>Reyni will never be tsundere for you and massage you with her sweaty feet while scolding you
>You will never bury your dick between Reynis' two fat cheeks and cum in seconds as she laughs at you

This is a garbage fit

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>christian board
>sfw

>Deleting Reyniposts
>Reyni will still throw her sweaty panties in my face even after the post is deleted
>Reyni will still be pinned up against the wall while I violate her behind
>She will still hold morale meetings in the citadel where she raises the spirits of the alliance members all night

Can't stop the Rokh

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