/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

They still installed a bot-net for no reason

Tiny crotchrocket.
Bikes are small.

I'm the real comfy, and to prove it, we will have a comfy death battle in this thread.

The first comfy to guess the last 2 digits in their ID is the real Comfyanon

>76

>88

>76
We're all Comfyanons now.

>08

What's the difference between crafty and nessi?

Also, why was thereluctantpig trying so hard to make himself relevant last thread when he was a tertiary member of the Nessijerk at best? Even debbiedowner, mr.magomafoo, moony rabbit, and bassykins where higher on the totem.

>89

>95

>34

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stop it
neither of you is comfy user now, get trips or whatever

nite

>join random heist several days ago
>reasonably competent team, so I stick around
>they decide to cheese the last bit with kuruma
>enter his garage

For what fucking purpose?

PANIC

he's pro-lgbt obviously

dude memes.

He's aware.

>still piss poor selection of clothes and hairstyles for your character

Sort it out Rockstar

plastic surgery when?

hope y'all niggas celebrated 15 years of vroomin like a busta
>youtube.com/watch?v=UxYTexLE8YI&list=PL924CBEE8AE04DFBD

>plastic surgery
>actually good clothes
>actually good hairstyles for females

I would come back t.bh

>dirt road
>AWD

that's not drifting that's rallying

My heist friend really hates my car.

I always likes the Sabre Turbo. I don't see the problem.

Debating on making it a lowrider. Not sure yet.

You seem to be missing a custom plate.

So the X80 Proto is actually fucking amazing yet it's not stupidly easy to drive because of the weight distribution and the way it sways but it's top of the class in the hands of a capable driver.

I actually like the look, it's edgy and overdone but seems fitting of a concept car and isn't as 'in-your-face' as the Zentorno. Thing drives like nothing else and I dig the F1 engine sound, hopefully there's more original engine sounds in store.

The price is steep as fuck and the Banshee still has the highest top speed but that's irrelevant since the Proto keeps up with it and has 100% better handling/braking/traction.

I'm really hyped for the 811 now though, hopeful it's coming next week and not the Seven 70 or whatever the fuck it is. I can't believe supers are actually one of the most balanced classes in the game.

OUT4TYM3 isnt good enough?

First time down the freeway!
How many tries did it take you to get Taliana?

Custom plates are fun.

Your plate always makes me think of Pingu.

We've run out of things to talk about.

How tall do you think all the GTA protags are? Not including the 4 we know about (Michael, Franklin, Trevor, Niko)

Claude - 5'11"
Tommy - 5'10"
CJ - 5'8"
Toni - 5'9"
Vic - 5'9"
Mike - Who cares
Huang - 5'10"
Luis - 6'1"
Johnny - 5'10"

>tfw taller than all of them
>tfw my gtao character is too

0/10 would blow up

Fucking tranny.

We always have dumb singleplayer animations to talk about.
As if anyone besides me notices the small shit.
High heels don't count.

Not any worse than the retards with a full sultan RS garage or a full bati garage.

Is Aida the superior German furry? Sorry Kaz

I'm 5'8" so that actually puts me at odds with CJ's supposed height.

Aida is cute and nice

Kaz is a nigger

still possible to get the flight helmet/visor saved to an outfit?

Leave Kaz alone. Xir is one of the funnest people to play with.

It sure is.

Buy the flight suit at the store, go to the strip club, then equip the outfit you want it on. Walk out and t should appear, then run across the street and save it.

dont have to save the flight suit as an outfit right?

Nope. You only have to wear it in, it doesn't need to be saved.

On the last thread some user suggested posting our top five favorite cars. Let's do it again, but this time WITH A COOL TWIST! Once again, list your top 5, and others will judge your personality based on your rides.

>Monroe
>Stirling GT
>Futo
>Pigalle
>Comet (might be replaced by 811 when it comes out)

It's been a while I played The Flight Plan with /gtag/, never gets old.

>banshee 900r
>Double T
>rampo custom
>sentinel XS
>hakuchou

in that order.

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You can't be that bad of a guy if the Monroe is your first pick.

>Stratum
>Guardian
>Armored Schafter V12
>Sultan RS
>Jackal

Did this ever get ported to PC, or is it Muumitstation only?

Only in hippostation but you guys could literally make one under 20 minutes.

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>Implying anyone in this PC crew can "motivate" enough to leave freeroam and make something

The whole thing started just because enough people were on to try power play and two of the guys in there never played flight plan.

Yo, for real, this one guy was laughing so much.

I make gamemodes occasionally but I have been having some hit or miss ones.
I am all for revisiting them and making new ones when I get back home from my trip.

Sadly right now I only have the one.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pc/jobs/job/luY175Y5cE6be2353tNywA#

I'm not doubting it it's just that almost everyone in the PC crew doesn't want to do a gamemode that requires shooting.
Hence why I haven't gotten to try powerplay yet, how is it?

It's pretty fun actually and has new music and an announcer that talks throughout the match.

Tonights match was a roller coaster of emotions just like last time

I'll post some edits tomorrow

>there are people who don't have at least one drop top in their garage
apply yourselves

Holy fuck, his laugh was contagious.

I almost want to see the webms posted on /wsg/ just to see if the party audio was in because holy shit that laughter

> you will never be as happy as that guy that was laughing so contagiously and so joyfully that it it could probably cure cancer

Truly this is the power of memes.

What's flight plan and why haven't I tried it in game modes yet?

It's magic.

PS4 crew's magnum opus custom created job that literally took 15 minutes to make but had hours of playthrough.

We need to get everyone possible and do a round. That third round took almost an hour by itself.

Is it a capture?
Is it setup so you spawn in the planes or do you have to takeoff?

Capture and you start on the ground but every subsequent life starts in a plane.

CIA starts at the small airfield and Bane starts at Sandy Shores airport.

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Who cares what you would do, you fucking tranny freak

2 teams.
Small Guys spawn on Trevor's airfield with a 5 seater Velum.
Big Guys spawn on Sandy Shores airfield with a Titan.
Small Guys have the advantage of having Dr. Pavel's files first and the objective is getting it to an island on the far east of the map.
Big Guys must stop the Small Guys by crashing their Titan onto their plane dropping Dr. Pavel's files.
Big Guys must deliver the files back to the Sandy Shores airfield.
If a small guy dies, they respawn in a Velum.
If a big guy dies, they respawn in a Titan.
Shitstorm ensues once the files are dropped on the ground.

I'll give a go at recreating it on PC soon.
Probably no one will play it, though.

No matter what happens you won't have the laughter of dawkestone ringing like an ode to joy.

I will play it, please do!

Can we even set respawns to particular vehicles?
Can we even custom objectives?

I can help you out with some screenshots, it's a simple setup.
Give me a few minutes.

I'll play the absolute everloving fuck out of it if I'm awake when it's being played.

You can in captures, yes.

Alright, here's the capture.
It's a simple contend capture mode with only one package.
Here's the spawn area for the Small Guys in Trevor's airfield.
The package is already on their base as a quick head start.
Spice it up with the meme and add bodyguards and remember to set the bodyguards' relationship to friendly to the small guys.

could it be? Consoles helping PCs for greater good?? Is it truly the power of memes?

This is the objective the Small Guys need to deliver Dr. Pavel's files.
It's the island way out on the east side of the map. Put the capture point there and buff up its radius.
If the small guys can pull off the flight smoothly avoiding the big guys on the way then the small guys could actually win the round under a minute.

Spawn area for the Big Guys in the Sandy Shores airfield.
It's literally just the Titan with the team spawn points and their capture point, Big Guys have the advantage of catching up to the Small Guys.

Lastly, the cherry on top.
Change up your objective text to something meme like pic related, memes = good.
Make sure you set the weapons to owned+pickups.
I've set my maximum players just to 8 but it's not strictly necessary, I'm even planning to extending mine to 16 players.
Only one point needs to be scored for each team.
The match must be always set to either All Points or Sudden Death since there's no telling how long the game is gonna last.
Lastly, have fun pcucks!
t. adonis

Making a carbon copy now
Thanks for the details

Thanks, I think I'll go with a Rumpo custom for the vehicle next the plane since that seems to fit better.

Honestly if even one of you guys enjoy it as much as that last group did it's worth it. I mean it was just two straight hour of joy.

Also forgot to mention.
Don't put any respawn areas and set the spawn vehicle for the following.
Small Guys: 5 Seater Velum
Big Guys: Titan

The plane in is a 5 seater Velum just in case you mix it up with the regular one.

Is there any aimbot on ps4?

yes press the aim button and quickscope newbs

Yeah, it's called aim assist.

Realistic graphics in GTA when?
You could probably pull off a look like that on frostbite already