Nope they scrubbed out against voidboys in Ro128. Faceit has a bracet for this but it is clearly not made for 1000 team tourneys.
Lucas Nguyen
How do I play elder titan?
Do you use micro keys? What do you build? What do you skill?
John Richardson
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Joshua Howard
>Is it in yet faggot?
how do you respond
Gavin Rivera
>It's an "I'm right, I've been right from the start but for some reason we had to lose to prove it" episode.
EVERY GAME
Liam Lee
Is elder titan good yet?
Noah Russell
If people actually listened to me I'm pretty sure I'd win 80% of my games.
Ayden Bennett
First pick/ban material.
Christopher Bell
>"we gonna lose" >teammate stands around and does nothing but whine in allchat >4v5 >lose >"see i was right"
Yeah no shit
Oliver Long
finally on my literal 20th attempt I got 3 stars for Axe, Blink, Call
Jaxson Morris
I call out 80% of the enemy team's ganks correctly and people still get ganked.
Like just back off the lane and go farm the fucking jungle near the tier 2 tower or some shit. They'll get bored of waiting to gank you in 30-45 seconds.
Jaxon Parker
Fuck I was hoping to see Mason vs EG in regional
Oliver Collins
puppey please stop meme'ing already
Robert Cook
Yeah this is pretty much what every dota player actually believes including that guy who gets mad because his understanding of dota is from 3 years ago
>it's a "me ooga team booga" episode Every game, every thread, every time.
James Bell
>I play ET >opponents lose What's the meme here kid?
Cameron Cox
>mid vs nightstalker >4 minutes >dark time >he goes top rune I got bot >nightstalker is missing >I find a bountry rune >nightsalker missing top with unknown rune >ping top >nightstalker missing >care >invisible nighstalker kills them >call missing next time noob
Angel Kelly
Sometimes you gotta be the Dark Knight
>People mad when you carry them >People mad when you call them out >People just mad all the time forever
Honestly if you don't get reported often it's proof of you not doing your part.
Colton Powell
>f5 picks oracle against dark seer >casters: hmmm im TRYING to see where he fits, and what he reallly counters >lesbian caster: hmm yeaa oracle is DEEEEECENT against dark seer buuutut what the hell, oracle against ds in lane is one of THE biggest fuck you counterpicks in the game, on the same level as silencer against offlane phoenix when that was meta jesus christ
Ian Carter
>random chen as a decide to play it to practice when I see the enemy random bloodseeker >at worst I'll buy every single ward, cour, mek, etc >dazzle buys everything at the start of the game >ends up making a mek too
alright
Parker Scott
Man earlier today our carry shat on me for ruining the lane when our jungle ursa pulled the camp and gave double wave to the enemy and i was the solo support as usual He then wanted me to get voodoo restoration in a lane where it doesnt even make fucking sense so i just told him to let me play my shit and shut the fuck up After that he hasnt said a single shit and went inside the jungle to farm
Alexander Sanchez
>I get to watch Secret never lose tomorrow I can't fucking wait, haters gonna get btfo. Empire ain't shit.
Mason Peterson
dominance established
Eli Peterson
Invis rune is just a pile of bullshit rune in general at times.
>be mid >get top rune at 4 min >bot rune isn't warded >come and start manfighting the enemy mid in front of my tower >suddenly stunned by enemy jungler out of invis rune
Every time, shows me to try to be aggressive when every rune isn't warded.
Hudson James
>t-this time for sure >empire definitely will do it! Never got this meme desu.
Jaxson Torres
>so beta I even get cucked out of the wardbitch role
Julian Fisher
Stop fucking watching llama/aneedroid.
Watch a decent caster like mot or some shit.
/motpax
Owen Diaz
The TI6 prize pool won't exceed TI5's, will it?
Kayden Perry
fuck off gabe you fat shit
Blake Garcia
It will.
James Walker
>RSI in right hand >boring open qualifiers >noone else streaming What do lads?
Jaxson Turner
this is why i play dota despite the stress 75% of games bring. to be there for you guys as your support and to do the things most of these fucking shit stain players won't do. it's like my trade off for all the stress I deal with. Just knowing I made that tiny difference and gave you some hope in the game. It's worth it.
Leo Kelly
>not going carry offlane chen there you fucked up mate
Jacob Roberts
Become a leftie
Owen Brown
>other support is obviously trying to outsupport me >ok fine I'll rush my fucking blink instead >eventually notice that the map is completely dark >other support has 5 obs in his inventory and is currently jungling
Camden Adams
tbqh "muh OP" Slark has literally 0 chance against decent Troll Warlord
Carter Stewart
When do I get to watch EG and Secret?
Colton Rodriguez
I hope not would be fun to see all the excuses >t-the hats were bad! >valve released it too late, not enough time to jew us! >the timing was bad because steam sale
Easton Flores
>Play Position 7 hard support while my AA afk farms jungle for a midas >He's half done building a midas, has 0 kills and 0 deaths, hasn't bought a single ward and is only half way to his aghanims scepter with a midas. >I have more levels and networth than him by just roaming as a support and rotating to save team mates
WHY DO THESE PLAYERS PICK SUPPORT HOLY SHIT
Hunter Stewart
this is bait
Matthew Green
tomorrow
Jayden Clark
How to fix Doom
>Devour reworked. Now grants a gold and exp bonus tantamount to 25/50/75/100% value of a bounty rune.
Jackson Cox
battle pass quests :^) Thanks gaben
Eli Hall
lolz
William Phillips
Yeah I had a game where I was solo support and people started getting really fucking bitchy because they were fucking up and I got to be the punching bag.
Times like that you just fucking mute people, play greedy on your support, and pick up a little farm and EXP. Once I got glimmer cape and level 8 shit turned around real fast for us and we just stomped them.
Andrew Edwards
What if Slark could purge doom?
Hunter Davis
How to actually fix Doom
>Doom is now normal skill >Devour is now ult - Devour can now be used on heroes and buildings
there fixed ur shit icefrog hire me
Jaxon Young
Or Doom is just completely reverted of all its nerfs so he's actually balanced again
Michael Lewis
Bernie Sanders: Here’s what we want "We want an economy that is not based on uncontrollable greed, monopolistic practices and illegal behavior. We want an economy that protects the human needs and dignity of all people — children, the elderly, the sick, working people and the poor."
who did he mean by "we"?
Jackson Thomas
at the last moment valve will pull some shit like "buttholepass money will now go at 33% to ti prizepool the rest to our pocket instead of 25% as before" or maybe just outright "stealthily" inflating the prizepool so that there will be a sudden increase at the end for no reason i mean i kinda like valve but dogturd2 is undeniably their worst product ever released and i hope it dies so dotards can return to wc3 dota and valve to making actual games, not tending to a memegenre
Jacob Jones
his wife's son
he's a fucking dumb clown regardless
Austin Rivera
how to fix doom: replace lvl death with a much better scaling and better value spell increase his BAT to compensate
Justin Adams
Wish I could make a career as being a shameless kike spouting socialist slogans to dumbass kids who haven't figured out their being scammed yet
Jaxon Rivera
>dotards can return to wc3 dota
Juan Gonzalez
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Nicholas Russell
oh right 49,5% of this games playerbase is league refugees by now dota2babb holocaust caused by not knowing how to operate the shops in wc3 when
Lucas Morgan
Valve will never make actual games again. They make so much off of Steam and cosmetics and cash shop shit that they're never going back.
Jayden Diaz
>uncontrollable greed
so forcing me to pay for your underwater basket weaving courses and your liposuction isn't greedy?
>monopolistic practices
monopoly in the U.S. haven't existed since the Sherman Antitrust Law of 1890. Bernie would know had he read a history or econ book.
>illegal behavior
having a bank account in a different country is illegal now? great, guess it's time to lock up those millions of people who have businesses and work in other countries but support their family and children in the states
Jose Baker
why woulnt they want to make even more money? are you retarded?
Liam Morris
well then i still hope dota 2 dies
Noah Nguyen
You're a sad lonely little man and I hope you get the help you so desperately need
Nathan Barnes
He's gonna do it lads!
Asher Ortiz
why is he looking at backwards text
Ian Smith
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David Powell
Dota 2 is just too big for Valve now. It has millions of different players monthly and an Esports scene worth literally tens of millions of dollars. They're lazy and greedy and don't want the responsibility of handling the biggest game on Steam so they're letting Dota 2 die off slowly by reducing the quality over time so they won't be blamed outright for giving up on Dota 2
>Take $1,000,000 (you know 1% of a TI prizepool) >FUCKING HIRE PEOPLE to work on the game nonstop since it's clearly huge enough to warrant people needing to work on it all the time >Get bug fixes, qality cosmetics and an actual matchmaking system and deverlopers that communicate with the audience (why they're excused for not having this is beyond me but cucks gonna cuck I guess) >Game is massively improved tenfold and blows all MOBA's right out of the market
But they won't do that. Dota 2 has probably pulled in over $250,000,000 counting all the compendiums, Esports, secret shop merchandice, TI tickets, sets, battle pass levels, they've made more money than they ever thought they would when they made Dota 2 and now they don't want the titanic responsibility.
Andrew Bell
how did this clown qualify?
Jace Cooper
>deverlopers that communicate with the audience This is legitimately the worst meme of all time
Isaiah Thompson
>bot denies himself on neutrals as I'm about to kill him
yeah fuck you too valve
John Sullivan
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Cooper Foster
But it works so well for League of Legends!
Jason Lopez
>having more people working on it = better game
simply not true
Exhibit A: League of Legend and any Blizzard game
Cooper Williams
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Lincoln Gomez
$0.003 has been credited to your account.
Adrian Rivera
>so they're letting Dota 2 die off slowly by reducing the quality over time so they won't be blamed outright for giving up on Dota 2 the best part is that dotards are never going to let go, they could make people need to buy heroes and about 50% would stay anyway
Carter Wilson
Only good thing that LeL has done right recently is Jhin.
Jordan Clark
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Matthew Richardson
There's at least 50 people working on Dota nonstop, guaranteed More than that though, what exactly are they going to do? Try to improve Doto "tenfold" and you might end up ruining it instead Valve is really fucking bad though, not just for Dota but Steam support is awful too, they just really don't like doing customer support/interaction it seems
Dylan Wood
Just take 1 million and hire dudes lulz!
Communicate more with red- I mean the community please!
Make good cosmetics, you know not those bad ones that I don't likehahahah xdxdxd
kill yourself
Angel Foster
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Christian Edwards
>he jumps away aggressively
Christopher Jenkins
by smashing every single team he faced
even better, he was secrets best player when everyone was already playing really good
>120 cs at 10min
Parker Ortiz
>mfw i realized the people who come here to shill for blizzard are not only doing it for free, but also in their minds they're excused because they're doing it "ironically" or to "make people mad"
James Gonzalez
Because they're making tons with this low effort cash shop shit.
Making a game that could compete with today's other developers, while not out of Valve's reach or limits, simply isn't the same hours of work-to-dollars gained ratio that this is.
Matthew Reed
>annihilate enemy team during laning and midgame >take all their t2s and a lane of rax >enemy team doesn't bm each other or give up >they keep defending and avoiding ganks >turns game around when we overextend and thrones us
every fucking time
Daniel Richardson
>literally only a retard can have less than 10cs/min playing an ILLUSION carry like TB