Reminder Illidan, aka 2nd highest MMR in the world, builds Manta+Linkens on Medusa
Evan Young
>no /d2g/ carry to support
Tyler Long
is this the quarry settling version?
Matthew Young
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Cooper Howard
>bkb is so shit that it barely even counters spell casters
Logan Wilson
Yes
Ian Ward
why does icefrog adore storm spirit so much that he feels the need to buff him into broken bullshit every single time he's even slightly bad
Daniel Gomez
Yup
Benjamin Brooks
>E-EG will lose in the qualifiers
EUcucks
they just KEEP falling for honeypots
played like a fiddle by EG crashed with no survivors by the UK today
Kayden Sanchez
>llama doesn't realize naix lived wew lad
David Cooper
Man these sea qualis are actually pretty hype. >>hyhy >>fnatic >>wg.u >>tnc >>maybe trust do things? Like i am actually very excited to see how this ones goes. Even eu is looking interesting, with nodiggity, ad finem, probably e lab (who did they add since manila?), and all the russian doto competing to embarrass secret. And there's NA... Notail and fly are secretly dating. Remember that.
Kayden Fisher
...
Carter Cook
*2nd highest in eu. And doesn't his team get steamrolled regularly? Back to tranny general with you
Anthony James
idk they seem to be split on liking him or hating him hopefully never
Nolan Ward
>2 gee dee
ebin
Aaron Torres
Haha that's three times in a row now that a SHIT twostack has RUINED my chances of winning completely.
Great matchmaking.
Fuck this shit, I'm selling all my cosmetics and getting some REAL games. I'm done playing this garbage.
Eli Lopez
Tony sacrificed his running for arcana to the meme gods to make sure Brexit happened. Remember to thank the settler for his sacrifice.
Matthew Wilson
...
Hudson James
SWEDEN LOST TO FUCKING ARABS
Matthew Evans
>selling cosmetics during steam sale AND compendium when everyone is itching for money
Henry Cox
when will we be free of this cancer bird?
David Lee
as long as he keeps trashing reddit I couldn't care less
Owen Cooper
Let's see those predictions bros
Lincoln Long
Maybe this is old but the community challange new legs strat is another reference to bruno, then by logic bruno new hero incoming
James Diaz
I've got basically the same thing, but swindles team loses to fdl in the peak of their team's nervous breakdown
Jason Long
When do we get UK servers and UK qualifers?
Ryan Torres
>trying to 3 star the ursa quest >the enemy team catches on to me doing rosh >manage to kill a support who manned up and walked in first >rosh kills me based big bro never dissapoints me
Noah Carter
WHERE THE FUCK IS GRANT
Parker Morales
POST PREDICTIONS GOYS.
90 MINUTES TILL LOCKDOWN.
Tyler King
Holy shit, it's fucking HOT, man.
It's like 1am and it's over 26.C degrees.
I fuckin' love summer!
Jonathan Russell
/beyondthesummit3
Charles Green
Did E-lab win?
Please say yes, I heard they made it to semi-finals in open qualifiers. It'd be the first time my country wins a qualifier in any sport
Jose Sanders
beyondthesummit3 him and maut nips are doing it big time
Mason Rogers
90 minutes until what?
Nathan Evans
NA >DC >CoL >EG EU >Empire >Ad Finem >Escape CH >VG.R >Wings >IG SEA >FNATIC >Mineski >White Fries
James King
ROFL WHAT
wow that does not sound like him at all
grant is only good solocasting confirmed
Daniel Sanders
based lebanonanon
they're down 0 - 1 in the finals against Illidan's stack
g'luck
Eli Jackson
They're down 0-1 Even GH-GOD cannot carry magE
Isaac Brown
>NA EG DC Com >EU Empire Vega Alliance >SE Asia Fnatic Mineski White Fries >China VG.r Wings EHOME
Dylan Johnson
duocasts are fucking shit tier
Three casters > solo cast > two casters
Even gooks realize this
Michael Carter
>the ACTUAL lebanon poster is still here
LMAO NON-WHITES
Luis Gomez
tasteless + artosis are the exception ?
Levi Wood
In spite of these predictions i would love to see shazam take the wildcare over eg.
Austin Stewart
>tfw you will never cast starcraft with lil' susie back when the fat was only in her boobs
Angel Johnson
>NA eg dc fdl (swindlez on suicide watch) >eu alliance somehow ad finem vega >sea fnatic mineski hyhy's >china ehome vici vg.r
Jaxon Gray
LLAMA IS CUTE CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan Lee
thank you
Jose Campbell
>Sweden unironically lost to muslims
Nicholas Thompson
we're talking /scv/ llama right?
she's p cute
Christian Davis
I'm rooting for you boy
Carter Walker
>SWEDES LITERALLY KEKED BY MUSLIMS
Angel Fisher
>llama cast
didnt want to watch this anyway
Jacob Lewis
what game?
Jordan Nelson
>SVG left Shazam But how will they have members with only random capital letters in their handles now
Landon Hughes
E-Lab vs Team Toast
E-Lab won and they're now one bo3 away from becoming the first muslim team to make it to the regional quals
Matthew Gray
AND THEY SAID LEAVING THE EU WAS A MISTAKE
Brayden Kelly
>losing to muslims as expected of members of the EU
Mason Butler
>he is the nimble navigator ???
William Jackson
IIRC gh-god is christian, I dont remember where I heard it though
Bentley Wright
BASED AS H*CK
Ethan Brooks
based
Luis King
>carry naga Pls god pls bring her back
Easton Young
Reminder that muslim carried this player
Logan Cruz
Too bad about her face though
Jaxson Ross
but miracle isn't muslim
Isaac Jackson
I thought miracle was christian
Isaiah Edwards
ritsu is our guy
Nathan Ramirez
>yuros physically cannot stop being cucked by muslims
>pre heroin tasteless a rarity
Michael Morales
Amer is honorary christian desu
James Ortiz
> tfw no friends to play dota with
Kayden Lee
could be worse
Grayson Turner
reminder that johan the big daddy has already fucked your waifu
Xavier Hill
>E-Lab even won vs. Kaipi
noice
Bentley Carter
Amer "Miracle-" Al-Barkaw
seems muslim
Jackson Jenkins
Amer Al-Barqawi
Brandon Campbell
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Owen Morris
He's white, I don't see a problem
Ryder Thompson
>Amer
I don't think so pham lam
Nathan Price
how do i work out if i'm going to get lp or not?
t. just got muted and need to mentally prepare myself
Camden Evans
and before you say "I wish that mic was my dick" I'll add that whoops wrong pic ayyy
Nolan Evans
Was it maut or GrandGrant who just said "Just the tip" about that Lion stun hitting?
Julian Torres
...
Parker Cooper
Americans are quick to forget that their top team is literally carried by a literal terrorist literally brought in from Pakistan
Dylan White
maut
Jason Morris
Johan is gay. Him and fly. Stop this.
Matthew Cooper
>Arcane Ascension
I'm tempted to buy an octarine just to lower shackleshot cooldown
Daniel Ramirez
>"Stopping immigration" when you already are a muslim country great job lads, now the major of your capital city turned white
Gabriel Wood
some say that Veeky Forums never truly recovered when we found out about her teeth
Jordan Cooper
But Fear is American.
>tfw
Elijah Parker
Fear is bongistan
Thomas Martin
Sumail mid Miracle carry + 3 other arabs
arab dota could be really scary
Chase Williams
Oh, turns out CBS and Roy are christian, no info on gh
Jacob Taylor
What do you guys have?
Christopher Bell
REMINDER THAT ANY TEAM FEAR IS ON IS AN NA TEAM HE COULD BE ON A TEAM WITH 4 CHINKS AND IT WOULD BE 100% AMERICAN
Elijah Wood
So what's going on tonight, DOTARDS?
Blake Thomas
purge would be the ideal banana-holding-man for that arab team
