/sthg/ - Sonic The Hedgehog Edition

Nobody's sweeter than Honey

Gameplay-wise, does Chronicles ever get to the point where I would probably be able to tolerate playing it for more than 20 minutes at a time?

One cannot measure the boredom of the average Sonic fan right now. I'm literally watching nerds play a soccer game in a language I do not understand. The only amusing part is that Green Egg Pawn and Purple Birdo exist.

This would normally be a pathetic number but it is a Japanese stream and late at night so maybe.?

No.

Sonic is just fucking people up

>this savage beat down in soccer

no, we're watching sonic get caned by mario players at his own birthday party.

This is depressing

What about it do you find boring? It's got a sketchy concept of story progression, but I found the battles to kind of play themselves after awhile.

Get Cream. She makes the game more fun since you don't have to ration PP anymore. That's the only advice I can think of, having played the game last... a little over a year ago, I think?

>Mario Wins
Just like in real life

>they all get Sonic plushes
Aww. I want.

c'mon user, just think how jazzed you would be to be a kid and get up on stage and play a game at a sonic show and win a hoodie and plushes and shit.

I can't do this. I feel so stupid.

:(

Mario wins again. Is there anyway we can stop him?

The two people on Team Mario are Sega staff members meaning they've probably played the game before while the two people on Team Sonic are fans likely playing for the first time.

That was a disaster waiting to happen.

Sabotage Nintendo from the inside.

How do you know? I don't think that was the case.

Mario just beat Sonic at his own fucking birthday party
N-no fair

The two red members both had jackets that said Sega Staff on them. The blue members didn't.

Okay, fun is back.

I don't understand any of this

Sonic looks good in a tux

Look a bit more carefully user.

And the people on the blue team were given Sonic plushes while the team that actually won got nothing.

Both of them had jackets that said that and were people from the public.

If I could play guitar, I'd buy those Sonic and Shadow guitars.

THAT SHADOW GUITAR

Shit, I'd learn to play the guitar if I could get one.

>sonic and shadow
SA3 confirmed

I FUCKING WANT THAT!

>Sonic shaped puzzle
Could be fun.

I need this and the figurine

The PC versions of the Adventure games in OP link work fine? Are they they the steam versions of the games? I need to use both isos/discs to install it?

This anniversary is LOADED

AHHHH MY EYES

KILL IT

NEVER EVER

But what with?

It's loaded with everything but games. Oh well, guess we'll just have to wait until 2017

Don't worry, there'll be something on the 22nd.Promise

OK, this is pretty cool.

...

Looks cute as fuck.

I don't get it, what is that?

i want all of this merch.

is any of this shit available to buy outside of the event? ie in north america?

It'll just be a repeat of what was talked about tonight or a mobile game at best

>Bring out a table
>It's not games

The figurine!

>Celebrate 25th anniversary
>There's no games

>metal sonic plush
GIVE ME NOW

I want that Metal Sonic plushie.

Why ruin a good moment? Those games aren't exactly known to bring our spirits up.

Still more gameplay than Sony's E3 conference

That's a pretty fucking cool towel

>they're doing that thing with the pictures
Holy shit I'll never have one ;_;

>Uekawa Classic Sonic

Yeah, Sonic games tend to put people in a bad mood

So we can all agree that the 10th anniversary was the best, right?

>that towel looks badass.
>Triptych of classic artwork
>crush 40 plec

okay there is some cool shit tonight

DAMN YOU, MARIO!

time for the beating of the mario mascot. PLACES EVERYONE!

I wonder what did they have to do to have Nintendo allow them to have a Mario mascot on stage.

That's a really cute Sonic on the cake.

3 more Nintendo-exclusive games.

It's time for the cake!

Mario is going to get decapitate in front of everyone like a message to Nintendo

that was the strangest version of the happy birthday song I've ever heard

>I have no mouth and I must blow out candles

That keki remind me of some sad video of MegaMan.
youtube.com/watch?v=98DG-rEaxGk

Sonic needs to throw that cake in Mario's face.

They said they were done with those.

that Mario mascot was so much more excited than the Sonic one

I like both Mario and Sonic

>Is it Mario's time yet?

They also said that Sonic 4 would appeal to classic fans.

But user, they're friends now.

Funny > Friends

If only I can understand them to hear them saying that the new Sonic game is still being worked on only to get disappointed again.

But that was before they decided to focus on quality and credibility.

Oh shit what's happening

NEXT MONTH MOTHERFUCKERS

they're telling everyone to go to the party in san diego

Is this a release date for the game?

new game in 2017 confirmed

What does it mean?

>New game confirmed for 2017
What was that about there being an anniversary game?

It said 2017
what's happening in 2017

FINALLY I CAN SLEEP FUCK
they'll release the game they announce at san diego

So it was fucking nothing?

>Spring 2017 Project Moonspeak
That's what it says.

Anybody collect up all the displayed concept art? That was the best part of the show.