guys maybe if we all pray together fluff will shoot up bts
Justin Miller
>pre-ti honeypot era ends
>NA bulls start demolishing EUdota >just like based britbros demolished EUcucks
Xavier Richardson
Oh hello there. You might know me from being recently featured in the pro meta.
Cooper Anderson
so this is the power of diversity
Michael Gomez
How to fix Pugna 1. Make his Lifedrain work like DP's Spirit Siphon. 2. Add more armor.
There, he's fixed.
Jacob Gray
I'll take a crack at it
Anthony Cooper
>redditguy.jpg >reddit link in the OP
Nicholas Price
if /pol/ can use meme magic to cause the brexit we can use meme magic to push Fluff over the edge
Ryan Harris
>LlamaDownsyndrome casting' Why is this allowed?
Parker Jenkins
I HOPE YOU LIKE ILLUSION MEMEPUSH BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE THE DEFINING META OF TI6
Aiden Cox
Vagina
Easton Jones
Just came back to the internet after being in a third world country since May and I see OG has wiped the floor with all of these dogshit memers, EG/Secret are going through open qualifiers, Na'vi and MVP phoenix are direct invites, holy shit I'm laughing my ass off reading this news, this is the best fucking possible string of events to happen in this game for years.
I TOLD YOU PEOPLE PPD SUCKED ASS, I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE HON SCENE, I TOLD YOU FLY, N0TAIL, MOON WERE THE BEST PLAYERS IN THEIR RESPECTIVE ROLES IN HON HISTORY. HONTRASH IS ASCENDANT, DOTA1 GRANDPAS ON SUICIDE WATCH, LEAGUEBABBIES BTFO.
REPOSTING THIS CAUSE I CANT CONCEAL MY JOY, JUST WATCHED THE FRANKFURT GRAND FINAL TO SEE OUR GUYS ROLESWAP IN A GRAND FINAL AND STILL WIN.
Hudson Green
pretty easy predictions
Bentley Kelly
never change d2g
Samuel Anderson
You're retarded, you shouldn't post shit before reading all the news and catching up.
EG stomped qualifiers and will stomp regional because NA dota has no competition. If anything this gave them a chance to reinvigorate zai and universe back into the roster.
Oliver Jones
>reddit thread deletion in 3.. 2..
Asher Anderson
>he fell for the honeypot lineup
>HE STILL HASN'T UNDERSTOOD WHAT TOOK PLACE
Jaxson Phillips
What the fuck? Stop stealing my predictions I'm a little worried about this one desu. I think PR might just do it with tb
Gabriel Jenkins
why do people keep posting this fat asian guy?
Andrew Lee
ENDURANCE RUN
Noah Jenkins
>he fell for the "EG is bad" meme >Just like before TI5
Ayden Reyes
Not unless some cuck goes to whine in IRC about muh rebbid.
Treating sites like they're fucking video games and animes jfc
Levi Cruz
I'm on a 6 loss streak and decided to pick timbersaw.
I got rekt in laning phase with a score of 1-5 but finished (and won) the game with 18-7
Holy shit, it's been so fucking long I had SO MUCH fun with a hero in dota. Was literally smiling the whole time
Time to climb mmr bois.
Charles Miller
kek everytime i've tuned into the panel the woman's been silent
she knows her place
Austin Brooks
...
Logan Wright
I heard you liked enjoyable and fun games.
Bad news user.....
Cooper Russell
>consistently top 3 at every lan they went to before ti5 eg is bad was a meme back then
Since the shuffle they couldn't even get top 5 at most lans lmao
Dominic Gomez
>prediction updates with physical/magic damage updating every 3 seconds
AUTOMATIC UPDATES WAS A MISTAKE
Dominic Robinson
>falling for the hoenypot roster >falling for the 'fear can't play carry' meme >falling for the 'zai won't return' meme >falling for the 'universe left and is never coming back' meme
face it user, that EG is not this EG, it is different in every single way.
All According To Plan
Logan Thompson
Help me /d2g/, i'm so depressed
James Jenkins
kill yourself to cure it
Christian Powell
>if i keep shitposting my team will be good again!
Jonathan James
Remember those dark Terrorblade days when 'pros' went Radiance on him
Hunter Bailey
>which hero will do more pure damage by 25 minutes, Batrider or Dragon Knight >neither has a spell that does pure damage
Jackson Perez
here this will cheep you up! *unzips dick*
Adam Rodriguez
reminder that Veeky Forums gaming are literally our guys
Jeremiah Reed
Is Dakota aware of Terminator posting?
Juan Mitchell
>wait for it to pass >kill yourself >do something to not be depressed anymore that doesnt include kys
these are your options, i'd go with the 2nd one if i were u
Jonathan Flores
>E-EG is bad they'll lose horribly at TI5 >E-EG is bad they'll lose horribly at TI6 e v e r y t i m e
>B-BUT MY HONEYPOT LANS you mean the universal predictor of doing horribly at TI?
Cooper Gomez
FUCK I keep missing the 2 min prediction windows ingame what do guys
Landon Hughes
>it's an illusion hero radiance must be the answer >I'll just build this like naga and splitpush lol """"pro"""" players ladies and gentlemen
Christian Watson
tfw John Connor poster is kill
Tyler Morgan
I'm gonna have you on my team?
Jack Wood
fy is trashcan Super is the only our guy in that team
Brody Thompson
complain on reddit
Jose Martin
Weren't much of a honeypot LAN when Na'Vi got invited to TI based on results in ESL.
Bentley Kelly
See a therapist Get meds prescribed Confront it before you end up like me
Tyler Smith
/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \
ZE BLADE OF TERROR CURRENTLY FARMS
>EG / Secret ezily cruise to an invite via The Smart Path Of Open Quals while not giving up strats or power levels in honeypots ?
Charles Kelly
>rarely drink coffee >decide to have a cup every now and then for that mental alertness in game >my breath, hands and piss smell like coffee for the rest of the day
why does this shit happen /d2g/
Brayden Sanchez
>burdening >rEkt >soopah (oh wait he's out) >sylar and the other one ti3 DK 2.0
Brayden Carter
...
Ryan Gray
We're going back to TI2 days.
Jaxon Green
I always brush my teeth after the morning coffee tBh
Jose Green
>dumb NEET can't even into coffee lol
Bentley Gonzalez
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Kayden Walker
Why are you putting coffee on your hands?
Andrew Peterson
>was doing really well with predictions so far >suddenly got stupid >predictions for the current games all seem to go wrong >also 3 hours to finish my daily hero Fuck.... going to get tight.
Luke Jones
Friendly reminder that based acolytes played riki as support as far as 6.81
Pro dota is basically glorfied pub
Dominic Richardson
I gotta do this too senpai
user pls
its from gripping the coffee cup, I don't just pour it on my hands Am I the only one this happens to? I swear my hands get a scent of coffee on them. I wash them with soap and it still lingers a little.
Sebastian Watson
Isn't Tresdin the ultimate tsundere?
Jace Fisher
Your hands don't smell like coffee from gripping the cup. It's all in your mind.
Aiden Jones
>Pro dota is basically glorfied pub no not really. the teamwork is on a different level and makes it more excite and fun
Lucas Powell
>Am I the only one this happens to? do you ground fresh beans or something?
Benjamin Flores
I think they should have a losers bracket or something for this t b h
Xavier Wood
Either you're memeing or you're doing something very wrong. Start from the beginning, how do you brew your coffee, or where do you get it from?
Nicholas Taylor
S4 was l i t e r a l l y in front of faceless void for a good couple seconds until he got chrono'd did he think his reaction time would be good enough to dodge it?
Gavin Kelly
Just start smoking cigarettes senpai. You will forget coffee scent and it helps with alertness also.
Elijah Nguyen
>letting Illidan play as Terrorblade
William Sanchez
>d2g is 1k mmr even at drinking liquids literally impossible to fabricate
Lincoln Taylor
how can Illidan play Terrorblade if Terrorblade's name is Illidan?
Nicholas Wood
>wake up >Terrorblade is a meme again
This nightmare will never end. We will never have a good patch again. Just kill me now desu.
Jaxson Lee
Guys, I'm really kinda tired of this constant memefight meta
Lucas Murphy
>s4 does it stand for "shit shit shit shit"?
Isaac Wood
demon is going to TI at this rate
Nicholas Gutierrez
>Give away TB >Pick Sven and Kaldr >lose ???
Luke Morales
I swear they do tho senpai
NO
I dont know man sometimes I load up the coffee maker, NOT WITH MY HANDS, and make it myself, or if Im out I'll just walk down to a convenience store down the street and buy a cup from there.
My hands don't smell when I make it myself - only when Im gripping the plastic cup from the store.
I CANT be the only one this happens to, you guys are just fucking with me.
or weed LMAO
Jason Murphy
>People think it's TB who's OP when it's really SD
James Hughes
I have concluded you are a fucking retard senpai
Michael Turner
>
Henry Myers
>Its a TB rapes your base episode again
Noah Morales
guys pls post d2g related images mainly ppd/s4 edits thx! t.notsecretredditspy
Sebastian Walker
>Pick the team you think is going to win >End up picking the team that wins >Incorrect >Result: None
Blake Carter
you alright man?
Nolan Wilson
can somebody make another thread
only a matter of time till the reddit one gets deleted
