Buy a stock

>Buy a stock
>It goes down

Literally every time

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>what is technical analysis?

>"""""technical"""""
>""""""""""analysis""""""""""

>It goes down
>Literally every time

You should get in to shorting.

>Technical Analysis

There you go. Do a George Castanza move, you'll make millions

Protip: You never lose money if you never sell

>80 years old
>i-it has to go up any day now, r-right guys?...

It's a synonym for "I like to talk complicated talk and look smart but can't be bothered with a fundamental and mathematical understanding of what I try to make money off of", or "I usually am more happy winning than sad loosing while day trading"

>If you liked this article about "finding patterns in stock quotes" you might like the following : "finding patterns in clouds" and "finding patterns in tea leaves".

>If you liked this article about "finding patterns in stock quotes" you might like the following : "finding patterns in clouds" and "finding patterns in tea leaves".

Holy fuck this.

Technical analysis is such a joke.