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That spaghetti

roflmao XD

NA VS EU SHITPOSTING HERE WE COME YAY YAY YAY YAY SO FUN
XDXDXDXD

ROFLMAO MEMES XD DUDES MEMES XD

POST SWINDLEZZ

>moon and fly leave coL
>team manages to do okay for awhile with the swedes returning
>now is losing to tier 83 NA teams

what the fuck happened, I knew Swindle was garbage but just why, why is this happening?

Why is /pol/ and /int/ garbage still considered "cool" here when it's reached the level of twitch chat?

STORM JUST LITERALLY THREW THE GAME.

F
UCK YOU.

We've got mad yuros and shitskins lads

They're gigatriggered by the canonical pasttime of Veeky Forums, NA vs EU

>that failed attempt to imitate based god MP

Is Timber a first ban mid?

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

does zika even has any potential. bet it's gonna be a fucking disappointment again.

This was 90% on DKB completely ignoring the Timber the entire game.

besides fucked up babies nah not too much

WHO /DRINKINGBOYS/ HERE?!

NTH FOR BASED ANGLOBROS

>UK destroying the EU
>TI6 is going to be a repeat of TI5

is grant casting any of these?

>He's only ironically racist

that feelio when norwegioo

>destroying the EU
lmao more like destroying themselves

>Get in game
>all 9 other players are thirdies

>Black playing naga
literally the perfect bedtime stream

What went wrong?

>fill your team with manlets
>lose

good posting today gulag, it was very enjoyable

>Chinese Qualifiers haven't started yet even though they were one of the first Opens to finish

Our boys Veeky Forums Gaming are guaranteed to finish 1st anyway

>not being racist

its like believing amazonian tribes that havent invented the wheel are equal to all the other races in the world.

HOL UP

Where is the last DC game?

>still rooting for organisations
how fucking RETARDED can you get ?

>bad drafting
>bone7 refusing to build bkb
>zai left

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when will they learn, bro?

when pitlord is ready

euros who only play in europe aren't good

that's why the eu wildcard teams didn't win at ti5, na and sea did

that's why the eu wildcard teams didn't win at ti4, china and sea did

that's why mouz didn't qualify through the american regionals at ti5, losing to literal whos

that's why EG have finished above every yuro team the past two TIs

OG is buoyed by 3/5 NEL players, and one of their current euro cores is a boat anchor, and europe doesn't have much else because liquid are shit (though you can't blame them for being shit, they're coached by known shitter blitzdota)

this is why I wish storm was back in the meta.

Beesa is one of the best carries in the world

this was low-key one of the most mechanically impressive plays at TI

sad that most 2k shitters probably viewed it as all dumb luck

bone7 in general 2bh

>he doesn't like rOtk

This desu, him and Madara really deserve to be picked up by better teams post TI

>player gets lucky
>ZOMG SO GOOD NOT LUCK AT ALL XDD

simply epic

>b-b-b-but he magically was able to figure out rosh health and if the players decided to wait on attacking or not
rofl

dumb chinkfags on d2g

all of those wildcards were lost by vega who could have won those games easily if they hadnt chocked every time

who ? is he some washed out fuck like burdening ?

>fluff looking all awkward not saying anything

I know this feel all too well

Literally this.

Their lore is tied to each other so the comic will be Pitlord joining the fight for the Dire while seeing LC again.

>team with experience in pro scene
>even get together to bootcamp
>lose TWICE to literal whos

oh lmao even more cancerous the kshitter

is grant going to bang ppd's ex at the hub?

she's eye fucking the shit out of him right now

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wood be cool lol

heh

>No TI games for 4 hours

what the fuck am I supposed to do with myself now

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to BTSHub tomorrow.

It would be like indirectly fucking PPD and I'm sure Grant would love that.

>Fear retires after EG wins TI6
>Beesa announced as replacement

Who's that cutie pie on bts2 stream?

grant is an autismo

>the only negro in bts house is there to wipe dog's piss
jews are not that bad after all

Wow pitlord is going to be fucking broken when he comes out

>nigger comes in
>she has to clean all the poop up after the dogs

LMAO MY SIDES

BASED LD HIRING MINORITIES

>win 7 games in a row
>even get a rare set as a reward
>last game get stomped 20-44
>this game have a peruvian ursa who is literally walking down lane and feeding

ahhh, thanks forced 50

It wasn't "magic", retard. They had vision from ice shards...

ppd's ex ENDURANCE RUN

He is just waiting for the right moment no need to rush anything

This bts stream is pathetic, they're trying too hard to imitate EUHub but get everything wrong because its so blatantly a stolen idea to get money

play dota??

wheres the one with rotk and jav

if the best euro qualifying team is a bunch of chokers, then europe have no one to be mad at but themselves

besides, it's not like the euro invite teams weren't shit either

they had four invites at ti5, as many as china, and those teams finished 9th-12th, 9th-12th, 7th-8th, and 5th-6th

they had five invites at ti4, and those teams finished 13th-14th, 13th-14th, 11th-12th, 7th-8th, and 5th-6th

euro as a region is buoyed by exposure and the fact that europe has a ton of dota fans who want to see their local teams who do well

they've gotten blown the fuck out at the past two tis, and this one won't be any different

Calm yourself.

that's the last time you're making anti-semitic remarks here son.

the moment to shoot them all

i've been telling you that dota is dead but nobody listens

this is why we funpost about na vs eu

because it is dead

LET IT DIE

LET US KILL IT

They should've used cats

THEY'RE GOING ALL OUT BUT ITS NOT THE SAME

>play DotA

this so hard

>they both went to the "bathroom" at the same time

it's happening

should've brought actual dogs and not the freak show kinds.

>oh neat international ranked? I can finally re calibrate? WONDERFUL.
>wtf this is so laggy
>Valve really need to fix their seasonal servers, this is a premium service after all
>5 games later realize I've been queuing on Australia

>the only black woman is the one cleaning the dog poop
CONFIRMED TO BE ORGANIZED BY TUBBYWAN

But they have all these big sponsors! Imagine the shekels

Wait, what? Did EG seriously pick Terrorblade mid?

dotabuff.com/matches/2461926251

sumail's back on an addy regimen, EG are unbeatable again

I'm pretty sure that if they used cats it would be IP theft but without even being able to appeal the rule

everything wrong with this hub desu

>he hasn't figured the mid agi carry meta yet
heh..

That was not my question. Terrorblade is picked a lot in safelane in these qualifiers but as mid? Against Lesh? I didn't watch the game. Did Terrorblade mid work out or was it more of opponent was terrible thing?

Is PPDs exgf on the panel for the qualifiers?

Thats got to be hard, seeing your ex all happy and hanging around with a bunch of your friends, many of which she has probably slept with at this stage, poor PPD

you can just tell Grant is about to lay some pipe

That's a lot of puppers