/wfg/ Warframe General

>attend tennocon
>run into becca at a nearby hotel bar
>have light conversation that has nothing to do with warframe or the convention, or anything
>get inturrupted by autists talking about katbrows and clem
>she excuses herself, and pulls you with her
>"Sorry, I just had my fill of nerds for the day...so...did you maybe want to come up for coffee?"

>twenty minutes later you're balls deep when you hear pounding on the door
>before you can react Becca leglocks you and stares you dead in the face
>"Its the Grinner."
>Steve and Fatfuck burst in
>"GUT SOANA CLEM!"
>Fatfuck rams his cock into your ass
>"VOR NU!"
>you get cummed inside as you cum inside Becca
>they make you log in and make a note of all of your loadouts "for future rebalancing"
>steve is in the corner the entire time just watching, stroking his erection through his pants

>Grinner

Good luck
youtube.com/watch?v=PqcRoizrv3Q&list=PL2B46DEB4157E67C4

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sfm-poster-tips.tumblr.com/

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=295290208

It's time to put my hours of doing nothing to good use

Good luck onto it user!
Here's a pose for your journey.

motherfuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=vaR7Uxau9OY

>not pink shorts

>Sorry, I just had my fill of nerds for the day
You have never seen becca off job besides some twitter pictures. He might be the means little bitch

>twenty minutes later you're balls deep
um okay bu-

>Becca leglocks you and stares you dead in the face

oh?

>"Its the Grinner."

OHHHH??

>Steve and Fatfuck burst in
>"GUT SOANA CLEM!"
>Fatfuck rams his cock into your ass
>"VOR NU!"
>you get cummed inside as you cum inside Becca

perfection

I love you fucks

forumshitters will never understand this bond, this brotherhood.

vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/warframe/images/6/6c/ComScrFIdle5.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20151227035618

We Corpus thread then?

P E A P
J A S E

P E A P
P K T E A P

PACHETE

TIKI POY PUYE

SKREEEEEE

UHHH THICKER

>ask guy if he can wait like 5 minutes while I sell stuff for 50 more plat to buy his prost prime
>no
Fuck you too then

>find someone from trade chat
>I tell them let's go to my dojo
>get to my dojo
>about to invite them
>"Dumbcunt has invited you to their dojo :)))))))"
>tell them I'll go to theirs then
>get out of my dojo and click on their invite
>"(session not found)"
>tell the inbred lets go to my dojo like I said
>get back to my dojo and send invite an invite
>10 minutes later they reply back with "no i got offer for same exact fucking price :)))))))"
>block them

Pure autism.

>thicker

>it's a moa

i understand most fetishes but this one makes no sense to me

ETJAJITJ TIJKPITJ
KTOPOYOPY

No YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SAY.

UKKK PKIYKET

i'm just memeing this time

Corpus language is so confusing,
Because there's multiple letters for one letter. How do you know what is someone saying?

[KICKING INTENSIFIES]

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I love you guys too, even though my pc died 3 weeks ago I still come here every day

KOYP SOTE PKIYK TUTYA!!!

My PC almost died. If it did with Baro coming next week and Mag Prime unvaulting in 3 days and Steam Summer Sales I would've sperged out.

YKEAK YOTKUY ATOT! YOTKUY PKTEAP!

the problem is that some people arent

literally the only other fetishes i know of that i dont approve of are scat/watersports and mutilation

and i've spent a lot of time on /d/

>no megan being gangbanged by nerds at the convention during Becca's absence to try to be relevant
Ok

>Mag Prime unvaulting in 3 days
Is this confirmed?

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Yes, Check the site. Lasts for a month as always.

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user, it's best not to over think it too much.
It's a fetish like any other fetish.

For example this thread. Obviously you'll say Robots aren't thick, but that's how people are into. Or some people are into futa.

is it just me or is the moon horribly optimized? i go from 90-100 to 45-50 whenever i play on the moon

>unvaulting coincides with void blowing up
just as planned

Please, who is artist?

Where is source?

Please help!

>Selling sancti tigris
>get message
>"How much"
>"40p" (willing to get haggled down to 35p)
>"durr I only have 15"
Why do retards with expect people to undercut themselves more than half of the standard?

Any other trade chat retard stories /wfg/?

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>being this new
hahaha wow
vlad/v-sarg

OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED

I JUST WANT MY PRETTY COW, DE

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

Just use .market and your tradechat problems will be gone.

I only monitor trading for noobs to jew

Isn't the void change planned in 2-3 weeks? Plenty time to farm some mags.

>use .market at night
>all the good people to jew are offline
>only more autists awaits me

Great.

TAPKYT JATTTASE KAY TEYP TUPP

What did I say?

"I like to suck big futa dong for I am a shitter and my parents gave up on me long ago"

I got pretty accurate.

I was planning to buy the pack for the targis armor, but on second thought, the low tier loonarow armor does the job.

You didn't even try user.

This general is

DEAD
E
A
D

nice equinox senpai

fuck off tier queer.

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>Just got Frost Prime for 675
How'd I do senpai?

You speak Corpus user
you instead say

P E A P
E
A
P

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

>146623139
I don't know

What do you mean?

You got jewed

Should've waited until it gets unvaulted, then farmed it in the Void 3.0

Yeah I should have waited 2 years for that to happen you're right.

>not knowing Frost Prime was already unvaulted on December
>chances of another unvault for said prime is little to nothing

Autism.

>try to farm saryn
>need to farm jew points just to even be allowed to challenge kela
>finally enter mission vs kela
>entire mission is a huge circus with retards that can't aim
>half of them go down to missile strikes because they don't know how to avoid them
>get duplicate saryn helmets
>have to farm more jew points

The prime version is easier to farm for fucks sake. Why are her and mesa so retardly difficult to farm when 90% of the other base frames are a simple boss fight. Only reason I want base is because some user gave away 7 day humble bundle code and I'd like to get to MR 12

literally just solo kela, it's faster
You can cheese the whole thing with Ivara or other frames anyway.

Rip futa ember meme

>doing nitrotitan survival alert
>MR 5 with frogbutt
>I'm nekrosing my tight little bony ass off
>life support: 88%
>I've Delivered another life support capsule."
>"That'll keep you going for awhile."

Smooth.

>put a bunch of weapons in the oven yesterday
>log in today
>2hr affinity boost daily tribute
>have 8 fresh weapons to level

>greentext blogpost about today's Warframe gaming session
>final line is the punchline with either a horrible turn of events or a miraculous one
Thanks, Steve.

>talking about the game in a thread about the game is bad

hello, tierqueer enabler

>greentext implying you're doing things wrong and should instead buy plat

be a good goy

Fuck off. My tier lists are a blessing to the Warframe community.

>play Warframe
>get disappointed
>log out
>log back in the next day
Insanity is.

Repeating the same thing over and over expecting different results.

Reminder that steve has a warped sense of the phrase overpowered.

Anything more powerful than his micropenis will be decimated.

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are there any meta beam weapons or are the syn sim and tonkor the only weapons forever

gammacor

post more mag

Zephyr
Oberon
Mesa

All frames are trash though.

Ayo lets have summa the good times while playing fair.

WE

ARE TRAITORS AND SHIT

FUCK YOU TENSHINDAX

As of recent the trash taste of the month was mesa

mesafag detected

How do I build the atomos for maximum possible damage? I stopped using it awhile ago but saw someone yesterday just decimating things with it.

That's a big accusation from a sentence that showed little to no evidence of mentioning Mesa.

welcome to /wfg/

lotus is not my predsinet, she is sentient AI and also porbaly corpus as well

The same mods you use for every other weapon