Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>unironically being a badman

but user how could my gf also be yours it doesn't make sense

/beyondthesummit3
soon

can you FUCKING IDIOTS stop holding posts when we get in the new range? It's why we have thread wars / janny deletes because we literally have to wait like 40 mins for you shitters to post 25 memes

>STORM SPIRIT

LET THE FUN BEGIN

are you watching in game? i had trouble yesterday, casters were cutting all the time

HAHAHAHAHA

>GOD TIER
One on far left

>GREAT TIER
Second from far right

>MEH TIER
2nd from the left

>Maybe with a bag on their head
Far right

>OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Middle

I wonder what the combined MMR is of ODpixel and sir action slacks

Trying to, but fuck it.
I really wish whoever is in charge of this miserable in-game audio gets his testicles ripped off bare hands and then force-fed to him.

whats going on

>EU is a tier 1 region

Second from the right is mine.

>virgin tier
you

i'm so glad to share a thread with QUALITY posters like (you)

it's network problems nigger, not the studio

>MVP
>OG
>NewBee
>LGD
>Team Liquid

Is this the most competitive TI yet?

I just scrolled up

RIP /scv/

guess that means >we rapefugee now

>LD just closed the predictions and refused to make any

Fuck you too man

GOD DAMMIT
I WAS TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING TO ENTER MY PREDICTIONS

VALVE WE SERIOUSLY NEED MORE THAN 60 SECONDS FOR THIS SHIT

>he has the chance to watch in-game
>he still subjects himself to the cancer that is the dota 2 casting scene

for what purpose

This is a 10/10 in amurica

...

to listen to slacks cast. top notch color commentary

>valve does a collab with GW for warhammer fantasy themed items
>barely any heroes are righ' and propah orky enuff to 'ave gud hatz

>le forced 50
>le shitskins in muh games
>le dunning kruger

youtube.com/watch?v=eF_FSF41aDI

how bad did I mess up

GrandGrant?

Yea.

why the fuck is this john candy sounding faggot casting?

lol

og is the clear favorite and liquid is the only team with a real chance against them. that's it

people always pretend random meme teams have a chance

that's me dude...

I can't even fucking tab out to shitpost as I do, because thanks to Valve's excelent coding, and my shit PC, I drop like 10 FPS every time I alt-tab

Because he appeals to the reddit crowd.

wqho the fuck is johnc andy

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Hey

>he doesn't remember Orange's run

kys my man

who /ibu/ here?

when will we see a female(preferably one that was born with a vagina) play at the professional level of dota?

Hey

can you draw sheever as a horse with a giant horse cock

you redditors really need to kys

Probably never because doturds and most doturd players are such undersexed spergs that they couldn't handle being within 10 feet of a girl for hours a day without whipping it out.

EG is back with a dumped Aui replaced with the far superior Zai

If you don't think TI is the ultimate place for the favorite to get trashed you're wrong.

UH EXCUSE ME

ITS UK, EASTERN EUROPE AND EU IN THAT BRACKET OK

CHECK YOUR NA PRIVILEGE

Draw more of based fit spectre

filtered

Never.
Whatever team she's on will tear itself apart over romantic drama.

When streaming like a slut is not as profitable as winning shits.
So never.

they tried that once for a showmatch at SL

"pro" female teams were literally worse than 1k players

>ganks someone
>kicks her PC so hard it shuts down

Draw Faceless Void with Mushi's face please.

Link?

>TI fucking qualifiers
>less viewers than Overwatch
uhhh dotards?

not if she dresses up like a boy and has her entire team thinking she's a boy until one day the position 1 carry catches her coming out of the shower at their TI bootcamp and they start having a secret romance and the rest of the team think the two are becoming gayfags

would make for an amazing kdrama desu

I'm sick of this game, how beginner friendly is Starcraft 2?

classic bts

idk how thinks hiring them is ever a good idea

this but WR face

4 am in Englandistan and 5-6 am in the EU

>Terrible casts
>Tier 3 teams playing
>Multiple streams, all of them which have shit-tier casts

I wonder why

this drone is rigged

draw some pepe

found it
youtube.com/watch?v=3XUQ4mFZPTY

valve*

reminder that if 2GD and adbc were here hosting the EU Hub with kitty cam we would be the #1 stream on twitch

even my mother thought that shit was cute.

They could've gotten Liquid and OG players to hang out, it would've been amazing.

That sounds more like a doujin desu
would fap. Tomboys are the cutest.

who is she?

how do YOU build terrorblade?

draw whatever you feel like drawing, qt. in fact you don't even have to draw anything if you don't want to :3

r63 slark cum inflation

Rush Manta

>telling an artist not to draw and this not imprve his talent

stupid anime neet how do you think ur nip artists draw those fake girls so well?

an innocent korean girl, who had never once seen a penis in her life, whose career was taken from us by retarded edgelords on /scv/

I miss zai broodmother so fucking much

Easily the best brood in all pro dota

draw some Tracer x Windranger desu

>fake girls
umm excuse me

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I spilled ink on the final drafts, sorry redoing them

>Chinese games are starting

thank GOD, I didn't want to watch this SEAshit anyway

oppa, when does esports start?

>he still reads comics

Grow up, fag.

>The best game, VG.R vs VG, is casted by Lyrical

I really want to learn to speak russian so I don't have to deal with this shit

My father thought James is an ass.

>not learning a foreign language with comic books

I'm way too young to be your grandpa, qt ;)

your father is a beta cuck

>sheever and siractionslacks realize the real free check is in casting
>so they get gorman to get them free casting spots so valve invites them to ti

rofl

honestly fuck this scene

>tfw Project Feet was a failure because of a fucking turncoat.

try again with less memes

Doesn't casting literally pay just minimum wage? That's what I've always heard.

fucking BHC