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1st for mercy's hulking 17 inch dick
>l-look at my shitty webms!
>Can't even copy paste correctly
>Tfw you will never gain Tracers trust and love
>Tfw you will never stick a fleshlight into tracers Chronal Accelerator and fuck her in the heart
What do pharahs kisses taste like?
Sand
I hear peeps be looking for Reaper names. Is this to your liking?
You solo queue don't you
Post YFW Hanzo clocks you with a random arrow out of nowhere without him even knowing where you were
JUNKRAT/ROADHOG OTP
generally, i've noticed it's like this:
healer > tank for damage blocked > high kill participation > kill streak > eliminations
in terms of who gets a vote.
Even when they're not being edgy Reaper player names are a blessing
bags of sand
Mako or Sharkbait?
What's Mei's freezing interaction with the Rip Tire? Can she freeze it completely?
>die for seemingly no reason
>look at kill feed
>hanzo
>immediately skip the killcama
Mako
Her DPS would kill it before it froze
>be pharah
>shooting some mug up close
>accidentally shoot doorframe
>kills us both
>hear in the background "Got your aim from your mom, I see." from Solider 76 on my team
Hearty keks
>Anubis defense
>Team goes 2 winston's 2 lucio's and 2 pharahs
>Enemy team never takes point A
Mako
youtube.com
Post better music for playing Widowmaker. You can't.
Mercy has a resting smug face.
Mercy makes an even smugger face when she is damage boosting.
Roadhog is the counter to all of those
>Her DPS would kill it before it froze
It would have 10 health I think.
Can someone give me some Zarya pointers? I'm not sure of what to do to improve
I already know some stuff such as using my barrier aggressively to get energy, I used to pop it to run away and recharge but now I know I should pop it earlier to get energy and fuck them up. Is there anything else I can do to improve outside of "hit your grenades" and "use your barrier correctly"?
Also, any tips on building ult? I always hold on to it for too long, I think, looking for the perfect one because it takes so long to recharge
Thanks in advance
>tfw no gf to make the bad thoughts go away
>killcam
>it's a "Junkrat randomly firing in the general direction of my team" episode
each others cunts naturally
Why the fuck does my cpu usage go up to 100% on low settings, I could play Dark Souls 3 on med settings and this cartoon game runs like shit?
Nice whitewashing, blizzard.
This is not the skin tone of an egyptian.
I know the FPS issue since this patch is known, but have devs said they're working on a fix?
Sick of the FPS stutters at random times, starting to wear on me.
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How's this edgy reaper name?
This is me
So stop walking into his gun then
>Webm related
>imfuckingplying
WE
Last patch was a fix. if it didn't work they said continue to report it
Lord Dominator is a great WOY villain
This, this is why I don't go to /tv/.
I have frozen a tire before
It interacts practically like another character, it can be hooked too
WIDOWMAKER IS NOT BLUE
NOT BLUE!
ooops that's the wrong webm
>Torbjorn turret damage reduced on xbox and ps4
Holy shit I thought you guys were meming when you said he was a console kiddie killer
>tfw cuddled with a qt at a party yesterday
>Got her number but have no idea how to proceed from this point
I wish 76 was my dad, he'd know what to do
you lie
I uh... I can't post any of the webms I have...
gross...
Symmetra used to have 62% winrate on consoles
People couldn't turn around fast enough to kill her turrets
>Hanamura on Attack
>Enemy team: Two Torbjorn, Zarya
I hate this map
This guy gets it
Very unfortunate.
No amount of time in the gym will fix her busted face.
I feel bad now.
Mercy
It's already supposed to be fixed?
Uh-oh.
Call her.
Right now.
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>mfw i won a match in hanamura on attack as mei with a reaper, mercy, 76 and TWO hanzos
the ONLY reason i didn't quit at the start is because i was close to getting an exp penalty but still
lmao
Then ask her if she mains a character or switches depending on map situation.
It hasn't happened but Jeff confirmed a 30% damage nerf to his turret on reddit
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Oh fug, it's Rafael Cruz's illegitimate daughter
YES! POST WEBMS IN WEBM EDITION!
Threadly reminder that 20Hz
'dark evil bro' has to be ironic
I can't honestly see that name and not think there's irony to it
user it's 3 am
She only plays casual stuff like super smash bros and dragon nest
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THIS IMAGE? GOD DAMN IT!
lel
yeah but that ass tho
how about this?
>still using masteroverwatch
>not overbuff.com
>trying to shill your dead website
>not using dotabuff
Stop posting sad things
Who are some decent Overwatch streamers I can watch while the Aussie servers are down? I know about Seagull but he never seems to be streaming when I'm awake
No no that will never work. You have to first begin by showing her your mastery of team composition. Start by mocking up a few different lineups for various maps and gamemodes, then extrapolate win percentages from competitive matches by correlating them with your own compositions. Project the potential fluctuations a mid-match switch could have the outcome of the games, and then produce an optimal ratio and acceptable margin for swapping to adhere to.
If she isn't spasming the floor begging for your cock by that point, start accounting for potential nerfs in the future and project metagame changes based around them.
Do it.
Now.
Listen to your dad.
She is probably wondering why you haven't called.
Don't let her feel ignored.
Don't listen to that Veeky Forumsin.
Text her tomorrow, at a normal time, like 11am, and say something direct but asking like: "Let's do lunch sometime"
As if she's already agreed to it, girls are all about that dominant shit dominant doesn't mean aggressive
where my xbros at?
>Start by mocking up a few different lineups for various maps and gamemodes, then extrapolate win percentages from competitive matches by correlating them with your own compositions. Project the potential fluctuations a mid-match switch could have the outcome of the games, and then produce an optimal ratio and acceptable margin for swapping to adhere to.
Jesus fuck, user. Keep going.
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This is her btw she looks like Tracer once she started the hormones
>tfw you are fucking obliterating the other team as pharah
>mfw they switch to pharah and you just two shot every single one of them out of they sky without getting hit
I love this character/game.
THIS MAN HAS CLEARLY GONE TOO FAR
>you will never take deep inhales of d. va's sweaty shit hole after she's spent a lot of time in her mech
Looks like a prepubescent boy. Good job user.
Fuck this Chad wannabe.
You should just be yourself with her, but you know, the good yourself. Not the spergy yourself that screams and pounds his fists on the keyboard when three instalock hanzos are on your team. Try to be you, but not the real you, because that is obviously awful.
>Pharahs having a rocket duel in the sky
>Sigh
>Fly up as Mercy
>Damage boost her
>Other Pharah instantly dies
>Pharah heads off to do her fucking payload job
My thick-headed lesbian wife, sometimes...
as someone thats going to buy ow in a few days, it there anything important that i should know before i start? other than getting the $40 version
>she
What sensitivity are you nerds playing with? I'm at 400dpi with 15 in game and I'm thinking of dropping it down a smidgen, my 360 is a little short of my mousepad
if you see a bastion play accordingly
pick non-hitscan characters or widow
If you hear a line shouted in a foreign language, an ultimate is being cast by an enemy team member. Watch out for it. Your team's ultimates will be in English.
Draw a rectangle in your room and practice standing inside of it.
Once you master it, you're golden.
>two pharah trying to sky battle
>both are complete shit and just make it 5v5 till I go widow and end that shit
Sure, then enemy has the point, but you keep on trying to dual. That's what wins games
If you're a console kiddie you would be better off spending that money to buy a good set of anal beads instead.
>>Pharah heads off to do her fucking payload job
>payload job
m8, I'm off to kill the Phara again as soon as he comes out of spawn
>she
Hey.
Stop trying to hijack my personal blog
>randomly pick Mercy even though I never play the bitch because Lucio is my homeboy
>the spot immediately to my right picks Bastion
>the person to his right picks Reinhardt
>we do that for three games in a row
>fully escort and win in 3 minutes and completely defend the first objective two games in a row
Man people are so fucking bad.
>Try to be you, but not the real you, because that is obviously awful.
The fuck did I say differently, I told him to be a confident and in-control man, which is the only good side to any male.