Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

If anneedroid was an actual 8.5 would /d2g/ shitpost about her so much?

Nth for ppd is a giant entitled whiny baby and NA Dota is a fucking joke

"waaaaaah we broke the rules but should have gotten an invite anyway ;____; NA doesn't s-suck... Valve's rules suck!!!!"

buaal thogu

youtube.com/watch?v=Pbf47oX57eQ

>EG aren't playing.
>Threads are free of /ínt/ & /pol/ spam
>Way less anime-ERP shitposting
?

Can Synderen beat Secret?

the bulb HOWEVER

if she was 8.5 there wouldnt be just 1 person posting about her
a 6 like sheever is spammed every thread

>E-EG AND S-SECRET WILL LOSE IN OPEN QUALS
>F-FEAR CAN'T P-PLAY CARRY
>Z-ZAI WON'T C-COME BACK
>U-UNIVERSE IS B-BAD NOW

>wake up
>Illidain dismantled Secret

he's not wrong dumbass, euros are fucking garbage

>CoL/DC deserve it
But why?
What have they accomplished?
DC have potential sure, but they've done FUCK ALL

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>coL/DC deserve to be at TI
didn't coL like
lose to some qualifier team fair and square?

>Blitzposters going to new heights

Is that why they've won every single major contest since the last TI? NA is a fucking joke and they don't deserve to be treated on the same level as EU.

>NA vs EU was going full steam last thread
>still going this thread
>lol no /int/ or /pol/ posting XDD
>most of the animeNEET ERPing looks to have been in the wee hours of the morning last night, / yuro dota hours
?

that feelerio when norgeboo

Honestly it's a travesty that FDL are allowed into the NA qualifiers when they are clearly an EU team. It's just another example of Valve trying to undermine the NA scene.

>teams need to be invited based on potential and not results
why isnt he arguing that secret need to be invited too

Based Red, now I can meme even harder

Secret also just lose to a open qualifier team, fair and square

they lost to Beesa +4

>NA Dota

yeah you're right, NA should be higher than EU

CoL is a tier 3 team, they're not even on the level of like, alliance or navi or mineski.

A SOLID 8.5/10

>le euro is garbage

nice maymay

>llama casting secret
quick guys give me alternative

>my honeypot lans matter

>eg is bad, secret will win ti5 cuz of those other lans they won before

>eg is bad, OG will win ti6 cuz of those other lans they won before

Valve's rules do suck

EG/the players are well above their regions level and they could roster change and break the rules 1 day before open qualifiers and STILL just shit on everyone else in NA till they get to TI.

wow, they play a bunch of trash teams in Bo1 what a punishment what a ride through the punishment of qualifiers

and secret is in europe

ya man but that was, F5 with players that have played at the International.

CoL lost to what, Beesa? /d2g/ memer?

What?

>BTS bot literally banning people for 6000000 seconds

wats wrong with him?

FDL are more NA than literally half of the teams in the NA qualifiers

>Vultur are SA
>DC has 4 EU
>coL has 3 EU
>Void Boys are Chinese exchange students

Drinking Boys, EG and FDL are the most NA teams, and even EG has an Asian and a European

DC and CoL have put in more effort than fucking anybody, why shouldn't they be invited?

oy vey

Hi taeng

Ruskies or ingame without commentary

>bts twitch chat bot is hacked and bans everyone who types for ages
you can't make this shit up

>implying majors are honeypots
>implying NA Dota just isn't fucking garbage

spot the teams with 3+ NA players

>all the good teams in EU qualifiers are CIS

bts just banned me for being a nigger
how do I report this to reddit?

6 more correct predictions and I can finally play doto again

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>No Australian Qualifiers

Dotards?

>TNC beat Exercation and Fnatic at head to head
>Still have tiebreakers
Someone explain this meme to me. I thought the point of H2H was to eliminate tiebreakers?

>put in tons of effort
>achieve jack shit
>waaaa valve reward me for getting nothing done
nah, they have done as much as drinking boys and deserve to be in the same place as them

i just clicked a random link in op and it gave me a virus thanks idiots

Can someone PLEASE post that "types of people who hate assfaggots" image?

>Implying TI5 wasn't a honeypot
>Implying Euros weren't saving strats

>year old results

lmao, it's like watching an american try and argue that their continent is more relevant than asia economically

Effort does not equal worth. They got regional invites which is the best they could hope for. I'm glad valve stopped handing out direct invites like they did for previous tournaments, these teams don't deserve a direct invite, they didn't accomplish anything of worth.

This.

Remember not to win honeypots right before TI if you want to be successful, kids.

You don't want to end up like Secret, do you?

Never forget Absolute Legends
NEVER BEATEN ON TRUE LAN.

>Implying majors aren't honeypots
>Implying NA wasn't saving strats
works like a charm

>types of people who hate assfaggots" image?
you mean experts on video games?

they only good aussie dota player is already invited

how the fuck has PPD made more than Fear/Universe?

EG fans are as sad as Alliance fans at this point.

Typical American, achieving absolutely fuck all in recent history and riding on his past achievements to glorify himself. Next you'll tell me about how Americans walked on the moon or won world war 2.

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The caster currently doing alliance vs empire is fucking awful, would rather a fogged solo cast

>there are some delusional yuros who STILL don't realize they've been played like a fiddle by PPD

>they
>fell
>for
>the
>honeypot
>roster

>Alliance

>implying NA wasn't saving strats for 4 years to win Ti5

based ppd amiright

hey man we also eat the most
give credit where its due

I forget the exact words but it was like

>people who lost friends to MOBAs
>millennial contrarians who hates popular things
>displaced RTS champion

what did they mean by this?

Have you tried not hating all women?

¨>Forced to play on Russian servers because of shitty IP wont upgrade my shiternet

JUST DENY ME D2G

It ain't called 'Suicide Qualifiers' for nothing lad.

h2h is ignored if the tie is for either 1st or 5th place

>not even one player on eg has won 2 valve events
yea thats some t2 shit

>Before some fuckboy comes in and comments some shit about 'waah stop bein so mean theyre trying to give upcoming casters a chance! She can improooove!!'
>No, fuck off, there's so many people trying to become part of the casting scene and most of them are better than llama. She has been around for at least a couple months now and there has still been 0 improvement and everyone is still complaining about her. Its time people realized that not everyone is cut out to be a pro caster. Give someone with more potential a chance (though at this point my 82 year old grandmother has more potential)

Thank Jesus that reddit is now aware of Llama being a shit caster and i hope LD would stop inviting her to any events ever again.

That is so fucking stupid.

from last thread
>N A DOTO
>NOT A FUCKINGMAD JOKE

>wake up
>based shitposting bro is going full energy
idk how you do it man godspeed

>compare to yuros, who managed to form the worlds largest organization of cuckolds and then have it torn asunder by the UK

DELETe THiS

>there are still Alliance faggots in these threads

you can't make that shit up

>Alliance goes all in on the Axe
>still can't kill him both times he jumped in
Jesus

Empire throwing this fucking game

>cant handle a 30 ping increase
fucking la kill yourself

cmon empire I want my rares

>not supporting your team through hard time

Alliance is back baby ;^)

that image is wrong smart people know that assfaggot are for people who are too retarded to play rts