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It will be nice to see secret not playing at ti6..

called it, synd sending team reddit into the trashcan.

TAKBIR

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what if navi wins ti6

Post >yfw synderella and Era are going to make it.

>hmm how do we get people to follow open qualifiers and watch the games
>I know let's put the reddit team there
it's a conspiracy I tell you

Alliance deserved an invite. They are just losing against lesser teams because they are having an off day. This is really unfair and Valve should overthink their invite policy.

>they're all just taking their shirts off

Would you lick her armpits?

Defend what?

Pretty silly how many more teams are in the EU than NA

Madara is going to The International!

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>post yfw [A] is not going to TI6

Reminder

>EG singlehandedly destroyed secret forever, sending their cancer to them and finally unveiling their true power level right before TI6

>the darling of the EU scene for almost 2 years is left in ruins and will never, EVER recover.
>disband imminent after they fail to qualify for TI6

couldn't alliance get to tie breakers if other teams fuck up?

>animeNEETs on Veeky Forums specifically. not normieNEETs
Where is the fucking difference?

Lol all good team dumpstered, I could probably take my 5 stack 7k and crush these "pros". Just pick timber and terror and win, would fucking pee on loda and S4

yay celebration orgi ^.^

>mmr means nuthin
/d2g/

>illidan and miracle winning everythin

twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553

GET

FUCKING

HYPE

>Na'Vi
>direct invite

literally only invited for viewer numbers

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alliance deserve to eat shit

>top teams are both shitstacks of washed ups
>this is the age of washed up has-beens
>still singsing and his shitstack didn't even manage to qualify
?

CHOTTO MATTE
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
I bet you're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess. Pretty pathetic huh? Trust me dudes, this WASN'T supposed to happen. Just kicked wrong people at the wrong time
Well, here's my story...

*camera pans to Jacky Mao*
*youtube.com/watch?v=QMZpePoxgqk plays*

Yeah, fucking euros and their competitive scene, when will they learn lmao

LUL

defend what? I expected empire to make it more than f5 but other than thats its pretty much what I expected.

>that 4th guy running away from shitstorm

I

still

believe.

F3 vs Secret should be a stomp for secret right?

There is no NEETcensus so it would be impossible to track. Although I'd be quite interested in NEET statistics though. Not only how many off themselves, but how many reform and become productive members of society, how many live with their parents, etc.

The animeNEETs on Veeky Forums privilege their own view and sense of deliberate purposelessness by virtue of being part of a self-aware community of fellow degenerates.

Are you shitting me?

The term NEET is a brit thing (but adapted for other meaning in at least one context) that just means not in employment education or training

most of these people defined as NEET are giganormies who are just delinquents or minorities, or some people who are disabled or whatever. However they still have social networks and friends and lives and go outside.

but on Veeky Forums NEET means a specific type of person who is basically a shut in recluse. Many of them are sterotypically anime addicts but some are addicted to other kinds of escapism

there's a multitude of factors there which increase suicide rates by a huge amount compared to normieNEETs

>EU qualifiers is a bunch of t2 and t3 teams duking it out, leading to close games and good watching

>NA qualifiers is some t2 teams and some t10 teams duking it out because most t2 teams had to go through opens, while a t1 championship level team stomps everyone

>euros think this means their scene is better

lol

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Fucking Greeks, we need these guys at TI6.

>terrorblade

I really hope they make it to TI

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I honestly can't imagine just functioning in such weather, let alone playing fucking doter

Only if the jizz is mine.

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So many good games in EU quals.

*cringes*

source? I dont doubt the increase but I want to see how the data was gathered.

>attempt
Fuck that, where are the suicide success rate statistics at?
Nahaz my shit up nigga.

The correct term is "Hikikomori".

I'd be so happy if these were the top 3

AF would make it through wildcards no problem

based as fuck

>*gets banned*

hahahahahaaha ooouuuuuh mama!

Why is it so obvious that iwo wrote that?

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pretty hype desu senpai

ok i want these guys at TI

even though greece probably won't be part of the EU by then lmao

>weebwords
lol no, you're a shut in/recluse/permavirgin/etc

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Can't the winter come alreadsy

im fucking dying when its over 10 degrees

Fucking atheist reeeeeeeeee

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george rr martin said it

>Alliance win vs PR which is their last game
>VP beat Flipside and lose to No Escape
>Secret beat Flipside and lose to Empire
All 3 of these teams would be 5-4 and there is no head to head results this year.

That would be glorious, but no way.
They can't meme their way through BO3s.

*fixes matches*

OK again. Where is the difference?

SECREXIT

>They can't meme their way through BO3s.
fucking blasphemy

*lives in poverty*

>23°C
fug, so hot

reminder to drink water lads

>a shut in/recluse/permavirgin/etc
The point of using the weebword is that it means all of those things combined in to one pathetic package and more. Its literally the best word to use, not this "slap another term in front of NEET" thing that other retard keeps doing.

Man this is dumb as fuck

Should've done bo3 gsl style

That post outlines the difference between the two subcategories of NEETs.

Or are you asking how those differences contribute to a difference in suicide rates? I would think that would be obvious

normieNEETS have healthy social lives and interactions with other people.

animeNEETS only interaction is ERPing with other animeNEETS or shitposting user on Veeky Forums.

Surely you can see why one would lead to suicide and not the other

Why is it so hard to accept the best teams won?

There is no 'lol euros' about it, ad finem are bretty gud

>TB mid and try to 1v9 the game
C A L L E D

I T

SECRET ARE BUTTING ALL BASKETS IN ONE ARTOUR

already had 2 liters in the last 6 hours user

"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water. The more he drank the more he shat but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew".

>23°C is "so hot"
hello finland

>Ursa and Terrorblade

hiki doesn't account for the fact that they're they are the anime addict kind of NEET, though.

We're supposed to be a cold slav wasteland, how is this fair jesus fuck

t. never watched secret

EE is always TB

>VP kicked Illidan
>turned to shit
>Secret kicked w33 and Misery
>turned to shit
POTTERY

so if secret lose this one theyre out right

Yeah that is EE Ursa you cockmongloid

isn't eastern europe awful with temperature ranges?

>super cold as tits winter
>hot as balls summer

Only if Alliance wins their game against PR

Right?

end yourself, straya cunt

Fuckin greeks man. thats hype.