Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

>78 memes late

...

d2g is for cute boys only

>Europe has tier 1 teams

SECRET CAN STILL WIN. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE.

If Synderen stack loses their next game vs Vega and Secret win theirs vs Empire, there will be a 3 way tie for 1st place. And then our guys Secret will win...won't they?

BELIEVE.

Secret deserve to win. They WILL win.

nothing wrong with /sp/ lad

What about /vr/ senpai?

>/g/ not approved

Who's the Steph Curry of Dota?

> /pol/
wahhhhh, I don't like differing opinions on issues people care about. Wahhhhh

>Poopey literally have to wipe blublas ass on the offlane

Pathetic

What's the most satisfying ability noise and why is it Echo Stomp?

Ritsu

he's a mechanical god but tilts easily

But seriously DK/Slark vs. TB and Razor is seriously SHIT DRAFTING from Puppey.

miracle

/g/ is just consumerism and shilling and has been so for years tbqh

>differing opinions
/pol/ is an echo chamber

>/g/ is not okay
>/a/ is
consider suicide

This is the official IBQC approve approval.

i'm pretty sure you mean double earth splitter

Whats the most autistic team that got invited?

>Escape starting to roll over Vega
Welp, Synd did it

Puppey loves his Axe that just makes his offlaner work.

how about you kill yourself

EMPIRE NO!

>lmao run at you with 4 people before 10 minutes strat
MVP started this, and everyone allowed this

>Empire TB maxes his W
I hope they lose.

I don't follow NBA, can you give a quick summary of him?

i dont watch basketball but ive seen a lot of memes recently with him winning everything then losing the actual finals

so hes like rtz

a "prodigy" that never won anything

i still believe

Reminder that you're posting on a containment board for sc2 general and that the greatest shitposters of all time was 2012 /scv/

If you aren't a /scv/-rapefugee please refrain from trying to shitpost and let the experts do their job.

Escape throwing against TB

3-way tie incoming (ebin)

THE PEOPLE WHO EXCLUSIVELY POST ON D2G SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF INTELLIGENCE CHARTS FOR SURE WITH HOW EASILY THEY GET BAITED INTO REPLIES

MOST LIKELY REDDIT tBh LAD

BAFFLED

He won the finals last year though

Sooo, if Secret wins and Escape loses that match, and then Secret wins the tiebreakers there's a hope for Artyom, without going on playoffs

>Veeky Forums
>highest IQ
lmao

He won last seasons playoffs, went 73-9 in regular season.

He is a good player just not as good as LeBron.

>tfw you're a jack-of-all-trades

yes I've never had a rampage fuck you.
I've had them stolen away from me on multiple occasions.

>that feel when put too much faith in Invoker

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIRST IN ALL THINGS YOU FUCK

>Empire losing
>Vega winning

THE DREAM BOYZ

Daily reminder that if you are a dotard,

you should leave.

According to the IBQC, videocard and smartphone discussion is inherently a millenial topic and thus detrimental/toxic to any board's integrity.

Approval pending.

Millenial central, 2nd /int/ since flags were introduced. Although insider info says that IBCQ is reviewing them again.

I do not browse any of the first section boards, so why should I?

That is an apocryphal IQ chart and DEFINITELY NOT IBQC related.

It's a hub for millenials, also an unfunny echo chamber that uses hate as their main tool of discussion, IBQC will NEVER approve such a bad board.

Original Shitposting Metaforgers

>Empire losing.
God you 2k'ers are fucking retarded

>Never had a rampage

Hey there, you're not alone

Based faceblitzstarcrump bro

>moot
caring about some random namefags
fucking newfags i swear

this gimmick has some good potential keep it up

When Blitz laughs he looks like a muppet

you speak like your 12 with your ibcq up your ass

>look my fellow mo... boarders I created this funnay thing haha XD it's now officially the coolest new thing, me included

what if wise would flee my footfall

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

FIRST FOR OUR GUYS FDL

TIME TO STOMP VULTUR

>EE probably wont be at TI6
>our guy DotaDemon will be

feels great

SWNL

RTZ HASNT HIT A SINGLE FUCKING POUNCE

SECRET GAME

IS ON EES BACK

ONCE AGAIN

Why do they do t his to themselves

why did they pick DK

why

Secret lost. They are about to get Terror-memed.

>shitrekt

R T Z

Why does G have phase boots on ember
why would he go phase over treads if he's not getting travels

>RTZ

EVERY TIME

>Secret
>Arteezy
Looks like these shitters won't be meeting EG in the TI6 finals

Artour does it again!

...

This whole "check me out guys I'm 'shit posting' XD" culture needs to fuck off already, everywhere I go on the internet it's the same /int/ and /pol/ shit

Even twitch chat is spamming about cucks and euros and amerifats, I'm surprised you faggots still think this shit is cool and edgy

I wanna be on a panal with Nahaz so bad

Just so I can make shit up and have him agree with me only to go back and say the complete opposite of what I said a couple minutes later and watch him agree with me again, and then tell me he was thinking that from the beginning.

LUL

ARTOUR THOUHG

I am sorry to cause such a monumental amount of buttock pain on you.

>putting invoker ahead of a tb and a sven in networth at any point

>those pounce misses

It's like my 3k pubs!

>Arteezy
AHAHAHAHHAHA

>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C

o WAIT

they gave the slark to arteezy

they can still do it

PEEEEDUR
TAKE ME BACK
AGAIN
AGAIN

Depends on the thread you go to.

I mean sure there are daily "Nvidiafags/AMDrones btfo" threads, but there are legitimately intelligent people who know what they are talking about.

I have had interesting programming related conversations with people there and have left knowing more than I did when I started, and I have gotten legitimate purchase advice.

On a side note, RTC what the fuck are you doing?

no

You have to stop posting those semen demons.

>EE always feeds so much lets give him an unkillable hero
Puppey thinking on the next level

>they gave the slark to arteezy
>they can still do it
Slark and DK are both bad picks vs. TB+Razor

based. thanks for posting this.
the stoic fly gets me every time

Where the fuck is Lesnar poster lmao. Demon Maradeur in two simultaneous games

I'm glad this trashcan casting is ending soon

i got my first one couple patches ago with OD, just spam op heroes

Of course Lesnar would be observing the games

i was going to post that arteezy is a good player who can carry them and with EE they would had 0 chance but then he missed that ES Pounce

Its like if arteezy actually hated his team and wanted them to lose

>EE is complete garbage
>LUL BA
>Arteezy goes from playing a 1v9 to a straight tilt
>Puppey is trying, but not too hard
>who is pie?
I don't believe anymore lads ;_;

I'm getting into Sven currently, so I might get it one of these days.

>puppey