Dota 2 gulag /d2g/

>Lycan

>tiebreakers (every game) casted by Zyori and Ryuu
WHAT THE FUCK

Our guy Fear got this

Terrorblade every game

uhmm yea? why do you think 3 EU teams got directly invited and another 2 are guaranteed to make it in?

>thay fucking bear stuck in the tree

This is the clowniest fucking region holy shit

Is there anyone decent streaming the games or is it back to muted ruhub?

>You will never be DP'd by Fear and PPD

wake me up

>30 seconds into the match
>PPD Bane is lvl2 1/2
Yeah NA dota is fucking amazing

>That bear kill
NA DOTA

Actually 3 are guaranteed to get in, there's a wildcard slot for them.

>not spitroasted

You tried.

so, why is Secret playing second?

If the bullies were iraqis or albos or something that's a way to get gangbanged and charged with hate crimes.

I had a dream where I gave Fear a blowjob once. His cock was huge

me on the far right :^)

SAY MY NAME

SAY IT BEFORE I ACHIEVE MY FINAL FORM

F5 AND ND ARE GOING TO CRASH AND BURN

Are you a girl?
pls respond

Because they just played whereas the others had a break, maybe

they just came from a game so they get a lil breather

...

They just played and it would be unfair or something, who cares.

Who /STILL BELIEVE/ here

Hot.

cucknstuff on the panel

no but i look like zai

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Real reason is valve doesn't want to strain Secretfags' hearts too much

Wow, EG sure needed to play in this qualifier! Thanks reddit!

WOW it's EG vs Drinking Boys, yet another amazing NAdota match

Oh boy, NAdota is so far ahead other regions. Are you even trying?

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>tfw someone europosts near you

Because they're trying to scrap for any advantage now that they know they don't have a chance in the 2nd slot bracket

How do tiebreakers work?

>NA DOTA

NA DOTA

>NA DOTA

NA DOTA

>NA DOTA

NA DOTA

You are IceFrog for 1 day

How do you fix:

Timbersaw
Doom
Lifestealer
Slark

go

look at me iamverysmart

You asked for this by whining about EG's roster swaps.

APOLOGIZE

AWOOOOOOOO

>It's a "The enemy team isn't Peruvian and takes 50 minutes to win so they can all 3 star their challenges and delay your comfy Esports" episode

Fuck this alt tab shit man and fuck anyone who's not white that queues for Dota 2

>Esc have 5 heroes that can't kill a tower
great fucking draft synderen

apologize

who /oldfag/ here?

remember that guy who used to post cropped futa TA and broodmother porn all the time?

Who doubted Jimmy?

>blogging during esports

kys my man

twitter.com/wykrhm/status/747130639154020352

>"Drinking Boys are good"
-/d2g/

doesnt matter

F5 is banking on illidan getting fuckhuge by 20 minutes if that doesnt happen they will very likely lose

So Secret needs to beat both F5 and Esc to get a direct invite, right?

What happens if they get one win each?

>Its an EG shit stomp through NA Dota episode

>It's on F5 to end the game between the 30 and 50 minute mark

Ryuu is actually retarded, right guys?

Someone explain how this works.

How are 4. and 5. guaranteed a slot in the playoffs, leaving two open, for which the three 1.s have to compete? That wouldn't make any sense. I'm missing something, right?

each tied team plays each other
the one with the most wins in the end progresses

if they tie again, repeat

eat shit whitey hahahaha lmaoing @ ur existence

They play everyone else again

>Blogging during Esports because I have to alt tab back to not abandon to watch Esports

literally TWO things impeding my Esports watching I'm white I shouldn't have to deal with this shit

Sorry, Jimmy
I would still prefer if Loos kicked you out in OQ

the boy rocking some gyno right there

is the EG vs DKB game over?

First place goes straight to TI, dumbass

Top team goes to TI.

I just want Fear to fuck me while I'm dressed as Momiji

Thanks phams, makes sense now

The top 1 just goes to TI no questions asked. 2-5 enter a playoff mini-tournament.

>it's a tb wins almost every game episode
what went wrong?

Didn't Secret lose to both teams? Why the fuck is there a tie-breaker

no and they're slowly making a comeback

eg gonna get btfo

>muh Bo1 instability

from where are you?
t. fear

NOT THIS TIME TERRORBLADE

because Valve said so

1st place and 5th place play tiebreakers, anything inbetween is head to head for placements.

>Illidan playing Illidan
really makes you think

Because vulva rigged the rules for Secret and Alliance

They don't use head-to-head tiebreaker

This is actually pretty weird, but I'm not protesting

going rest now
pretty sure F5 got this

OG is NA

what's even the fucking point of Evil ' only relevant NA team since forever ' Geniuses playing in this qualifiers?
What happened to giving others a chance for spotlight playing in TI? Who even decided roster lock is good if the one breaking it would still steam roll everyone anyways?

why isn't RTZ on here?

They still beat teams that beat those other two. Round robin isn't meant to represent any direct powerlevel comparison between two teams.

Its going to end very soon in a complete onesided stomp

>EU Dota 0-0 10 minutes in
>NA Dota 17-2 in 14 minutes

Because euros and redditors wouldn't stop crying about their roster changes.

The qualifiers don't end untill Secret actually qualify goy.

THEY CHANGED A PLAYER!!!!!! REDDIT WILL NOT STAND FOR THISSSSSS

KEKLIANCE BTFO

Reddit bitched about EG breaking the roster lock and performing like shit and decided that they had to play through qualis.

Is Madara going to make it to TI?

I still believe.

MUH EG MUH SECRET DEY BROKE THE RULES
VALVE DONT BEND RULES FOR THESE TEAMS BECAUSE POPULAR

Its retarded. EG will go directly to TI while at worst Secret shitstomps some Chinese or SEA team for the Wild Card. The worst Secret could do is still get to TI because they are that far ahead of other teams in the wild card run