League of Legends General - /lolg/

Lulu's breasts.

i want to put my penis in jinx' vagina

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You forgot the occasional league is dead poster

Implying that Jinx wouldn't fuck you first.

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ImThem

i'm watching on the lolesports youtube

Since when is jinx sexual?
would she rape somebody who was a virgin like malzahar?

that's what happens when you make deaths so punishing that your playerbase decides pvp is too risky and your balance team decides dying should be hard considering one early death removes you from the game

>Malz is a virgin
>Implying that Malz doesn't get that mad Voidspawn pussy

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

The game is snowbally, but you can come back from deaths and even win when you are behind in kills.

the void is a religion he probably had to never have sex because of it and as a seer in his village he probably never fucked anyone
>maybe the built up sperm gives him power and to restrain him the summoners summon ahri to drain him or another league girl

who is that champion that you instaban?

rekt'sai

with* Lulu

ftfy

alright Mr.user, is it?

Come up with a new UNIQUE and ORIGINAL moveset for her.

If we are not happy with your idea keep in mind we will be handing over the project to CertainlyT and you will not earn a bonus this year.

>Hecarim is coming back
Pls god no.

Actually no.
Malz got violated by Koggles

Oh look
Lulu is getting away because she doesn't want you to go swimming in her!

But Mr. Rito, I spent all last night coming up with an original new moveset for Morde not Kat.

Just make her bouncing blade a skill shot that GAINS damage as it passes through enemies rather than loses strength.

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kog has acid in his mouth if he got "violated" his ass would be ruined

That sounds like the setup to some bad fanfiction.

He still bares the scars.

not at the highest level of play in your region

an early death in lane means you're done, which is why teams do everything in their power to avoid it, which leads to these stale farmfests/lane swaps that have plagued the game since around season 3, when people figured out laning was too risky

In.

>implying good fanfiction exists
>having a meme fanfiction where its revealed malz powers comes from his semen could be funny

Never gets old.

why the fuck am i still watching this shit?
i could already tell the outcome of every game just from seeing the matchups.

Does lulu rape purple things like vel'koz or malzahar :^3

cute

but still diamond thrash

I'm sure some good League fanfiction is out there. You just have to dig real deep past all the shit.

>having a meme fanfiction where its revealed malz powers comes from his semen could be funny
Could be disgusting as well.

Farming, items, and even levels were a mistake. They're directly responsible for absolutely every snowball element in the game. Games should be ten minutes tops in length, players should spawn with all of their abilities at the beginning, and likewise there's no such thing as gold or level advantage, comebacks are possible at all stages of the game, no one can get fed and spiral out of control, and player skill is all that matters.

>emoticons
Fuck off.

Can Cass not wear boots anymore?

back to /owg/ with you

>when your computer is so shit it takes you long enough to load into a game and immediately see the remake option
>-19LP
>Leaverbuster

Welp. Back to Weeaboo games about being a pop idol.

No she can't. She now gains movespeed per level, and at level 18 has more speed than a champ with swifties plus a slot for a sixth, REAL item, to fit her hypercarry nature.

she can
it's just that literally everyone playing her is forgetting to buy them

>NA LCS: Team Envy vs. TSM
>15 minutes in
>No First Blood yet

"Competitive is so much fun!"

Nah m8. I think I'll be happier where I am; with my bronze fiestas!

she gets passive ms/level

>Welp. Back to Weeaboo games about being a pop idol.
Ew. Weeb shit gives me sick.

>tfw sjokz team won
>she will get a good dicking today after she's done partying

she gets 4 ms per level

at 18 she has more ms than swifties boots

>>>/bloodline champions/

Draaaaaaven! (is best guy)

>They should spawn with all their abilities
>remove gold from the game so that you can't buy items
So literally make it like HotS, ok.

how much jinx mastery do you have and what server are you on?
also how much jinx related reaction images do you own?

Which champs make the best use out of +18% shield strength? Seems like a fucking lot.

Also why is 45% CDR the best mastery?

improved image

>"Competitive is so much fun!"

said literally no one aside from you

It's more the fact that organized play allows for people to remain safe during the early game.

Any dynamic queue ranked streams I see with high elo players can always turn around as long as they stop the snowball.

The problem in competitive is that you can gang up and easily snowball a lane so that's why it's very safe.

>turning League into a different game
No.

Imagine Kat being a loyal housewife

Why do you think I'm playing it specifically? It's so Japan it hurts.

But it's Persona/FE, I love it so

It's okay, Jinxfag. I can still play with you, just not ranked and after 20 minutes because dur bustered.

TIME FOR WERK.

>Cass gets popular
>still no skin after 1234 days

sona and janna mainly
But you could meme it with shen

Since many people agree that Azir's ult is the most cancerous part of his kit, I have come up with a new ult for him.

R - TOMBSTONE
Cost: 100 mana
Cooldown: 180/120/60
Range: 800

Passive: Azir gains 1% of attack speed for every 1% of CDR that he has

Active: Azir summons a coffin that will enclose
any target champion. For 1/2/3 seconds, that champion is removed from play (untargetable/in stasis, similar to Lissandra's ult). After the duration, the coffin explodes, dealing 200/400/600 + 100% AP magic damage to it and all champions within 800 range.

Speaking of Cass, do I really need to buy tear on her? Can I just get rod?

That feels like it should be new Mordekaiser's instead.

And an iron maiden, not a coffin.

>how much jinx mastery do you have and what server are you on?
I'm still on Rank 5. I think I have about 35k.

>also how much jinx related reaction images do you own?
Over 200. And it's steadily growing.

Fuck off.

Your life is nothing but pain and suffering. Such is the Vifag way. So sad.

>play swain
>win
nice fuckin game lolbabs

>implying

Literally level 20 thrash can

Almost all the namefags are Bronze or faggots aka support mains

0/10

apply yourself

nah need to give him a sand soldier equivalent of Undying's tombstone

>ult literally one-shots squishies
>giving that to Azir
Why?

now think of something that actually fits into azir's theme

Xth for I think this game used to be fun but I'm not that sure anymore.

Malz w is undying tombstone though pretty much

her mana costs are the worst in the game, rod won't keep you afloat

you fuck off bitch

So instead of wanting Gaara in the game,

why not make something oriented around orders or commanding soldiers?

just get tear you shit

>people DON'T buy Ghostblade on Hecarim
>people DON'T take stormraider's surge
>people play tankarim at all
Filthy degenerates.

The most cancerous part is his soldiers though

>competitive
>fun

Pick one

When Overwatch gets Ranked, I'll give it two months before it's community turns to shit as well. (I love the game curently though).

>be 2/0
>enemy vayne is 0/1
>same level
>she gets a kill back on me
>she's two levels up
>neither of us left lane
EXPLAIN

but rod + rylais is so comfy

Hey Azirfag.

Why is Gravelord Azir a better emperor of the dead than Mordekaiser, who's name literally means "Emperor of Death"?

What should I change my name to?

kobe and riv have the best memes of any casting combo

tfw your memes are older than the people you are telling them to

skt hi im meme2g

>lose three games in a row
>finally win one
>only 24 LP
End my suffering already.

BleachDrinker.

Probably the support left earlier and she was getting solo xp for a while

If you can't deal with his soldiers, you should kill yourself.

He is literally in charge of the sands. It makes sense thematically. He makes sand turn into a coffin and gives them a tombstone.

He already has an ult revolving around his soldiers. Look how cancerous that is. Making his ult some shit like Illaoi's or Zyra's (where they speed up the damage of their own soldiers) would make him impossible to deal with.

I think this is the most balanced change Azir could possibly have.

micropenis master

>people DON'T buy Ghostblade on Hecarim
yes they do

>people DON'T take stormraider's surge
yes they do

>people play tankarim at all
because it's better

the only time he wasn't there was when he died, at the same time as vayne

xp quints??????????

Mordekaiser is his own thing. The iron revenant.

Mordekaiser uses legions of the dead as a warmonger
Azir is an emperor that conjures soldiers made out of sand. Gravelord probably utilizes bone and shit.

Morde is better as an undead leader, thats his thing. (Now if only Riot would actually know what the fuck to do with Mordekaiser's kit besides just making him a giant stat check that'd be wonderful).