/owg/ – Overwatch General

Winston and D.Va are really useless.

official best smelling shit holes power rankings: overwatch edition

1. tracer
2. pharah
3. mercy
4. widowmaker
5. zarya
6. mei
7. symmetra
8. d. va

this is literally not debatable.

>shitters like this are allowed to post
is there any hope for us?

>play support
>get attacked by a flanker
>character literally yells out "I'm under attack! Behind you!"
>no one turns around
>die
>whole team dies
Flankers are overpowered against retards.

Feels bad, user. 25 seconds is actually slow for me, usually it takes about 5-10.

How the fuck did you miss them going past you? If you're in front of the little building with the health pack in front of their spawn you can see all 3 exits, plus there are 6 of you looking for them

How come the chinks only play reaper and genji?

Just leave this shithole, or ignore them.

Console pleb I.D sheet When?

poo in loo curryface not bottom.

widowmaker who is cold as fuck therefore less smell literally middle

mei in arctic gear that low

fuck man how wrong can you be

yeah man not like his gun can lock on to multiple targets and not need to be aimed or anything
or that he can instantly position himself or escape on a low cooldown
or that he has enough hp to simply win a battle of attrition with a number of heroes
I agree his gun needs a buff. at least 100 DPS since his left click is all that matters

McCree is shit now.

I sometimes ask myself, tracer runs around a lot, like really she is sprinting most of the time, not to mention how taxing on the body time travel must be even when restricted to short bursts or rewinds. To add to this point, most of overwatch's landscapes seem to be bright sunny maps in the middle of summer.

The point I'm getting at here is that Tracer probably builds up a lot of sweat with her antics, but how does it smell? So far I've imagined it as a sort of gentle wafting odor, but with a distinct hint of femininity, nothing pungent or musky, that would not be like her. Tracer is an athletic and lively woman, her scent should reflect these attributes.

But perhaps her suit also imparts its own attributes to her smell, a sharp acidity from latex or perhaps a more deep mellow taste of rubber? These things while present in the overall inhalation of her perspiration, would only accent her smell, they would not overpower her odor.

This inclusion of her bodysuit however does lead me onto another topic that I feel is criminally unexplored, as the outfit is quite form fitting and does appear to be made of synthetic material. How much does Tracer's outfit stick to her skin? Is it pliable but noticeably damp or would the removal be more akin to pulling off some adhesive from her skin?

Furthermore, how does her sweat interact with time travel? Would it be possible to wipe her sweat on someone, and repeatedly recall until they were completely covered in her delicious excretions? If however her sweat is recalled with her, then it should be possible to taste the exact same beads of her dew over and over again, it would be like pure bliss, a fountain of heavenly desire. Tracer would be able to fight off the evils of the world, and allow her beloved to drown in the pleasures of her own body, perfectly preserved in time as droplets of divinity.

These are some of the things I wonder about Tracer, does anyone else feel this way or am I alone in this?

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fuck off

>playing non-Reinhardt tank
>friend goes Mercy
>snowy koth map
>Genji plinking away at us from one angle far away
>entire rest of enemy team by the point watching the big entrance
>"I'm under attack!"
>turn around
>nothing
>turn back around
>suddenly entire team is there pushing our shit in

>shoot roadhogs fat face for ez ult
>stick mercy
Fuck support, flankers rule.

>all those players with obvious girl names like "MissJessica94" and shit like that
>they all play Mercy
>they are all level 150+
>i am still level 51

Why do i have to suck at everything in my life?

>it's the "level is an indicator of skill" episode

time to change your btag to SufferMore and play exclusively Reaper

user it's obvious they are fags trying to bait betas into erping with them

Found the Widow/Genji main

Do you think any of them have a roastie?

>people still believe time played = skill level

Zarya. Bodybuilders have the ugliest pussies.

Is Junkrat good in competitive? He's the only character I like playing

don't be a main faggot

Yes, if you can aim. Also get used to throwing your bomb/trap in front of the enemy since people are smart enough to destroy them

Can they make Genji not invincible already? Slow down his fucking animations, holy shit.

D.va yeah

Winston are you fucking high

The beauty of winston's gun is that, despite its low damage, can lock onto several targets at the same time no aiming required + penetrate shields and barriers and shit

>Junkrat
>needing "aim"

keks m8

git gud
>at an incredibly low level
>my feelings
sorry but that's wrong

Every other character is boring though. I sometimes play Lucio if no one else goes healer but it's not fun skating around as a Brazilian homo.

>he plays at an MMR where people blindly walk into bombs

>they have a Symmetra on Anubis
lol why try

sometimes when im forced to play a tank i wonder, where the fuck is my team, its like im on the front for 3 minutes and i have to walk back to the spawn to see some of them

its actually disturbing to fight everyone off only to get suddenly rolled by 6 people and all your teammates wait for something

Can they nerf Genji? He's not really too strong, just obnoxious as high hell to play against.

>cold would mask the pheromones
>implying this is good

get a clue faggot

google.com/search?q=overwatch winston&biw=1920&bih=969&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjoueSRgcjNAhXBSRoKHY2kATkQ_AUIBigB

>pick Winston
>piss yourself laughing as he tries to panic deflect your lightning
It never gets old

>point A hollywood attacking

>take point as rein and clear it out,

>die to dva ult

>5 seconds left teammates all beside point

>nobody hops on. we lose

love playing with random shitters

>press shift
>shoot erattically across with map with a glitched out model that no one can follow

>Dying to Dva ult as Reinhardt or anybody
That loss is on you boyo

>It's an user obsessing over useless stats episode.

Where can I get a pirated copy of Overwatch?

I really want to play it, but I can't afford it.

>press shift
>land on genji for 50 damage
It hurts him a lot more than his 100 hurts Winston.

>Where can I get a pirated copy of Overwatch?
Nowhere

>He thinks he can pirate an online only blizzard game

Post 3 new heroes you want

1. Pharah's mum
2. qt with lip piercing from one of Route 66 portraits
3. FemKamina that is featured on posters on Hanamura and Anubis

This forced %50 win rate is ridiculous. In my last two matches, I played with both a Symmetra and a Mercy who REFUSED to fucking support, and I played as Genji and got a gold in objective time with THREE fucking tanks.

How can people be so retarded? I am treated like the villain whenever I point out clearly stupid decisions by my team, and they will go as far as to actively work against us just to spite me.

Common sense is non-existent in this game. People will play whatever shit character they want, and then they will bash anybody who calls them out.

Go steal a copy from some store, nigger.

A friendly reminder that all heroes have counters.

Bastion
>Mei, Widowmaker, Junkrat, Pharah, Reaper, Hanzo

D.va
>Reaper, Zenyatta, Mei,

Genji
>Winston, Symmetra, Mei, D.Va

Hanzo
>Winston, Roadhog, Widowmaker, Tracer

Junkrat
>Reaper, Hanzo, Roadhog, Soldier 76

Lucio
>Pharah, McCree, Zarya, Soldier 76

McCree
>Widowmaker, Genji, Torbjorn, Hanzo

Mei
>Zarya, Junkrat, Soldier 76, Lucio, Pharah

Mercy
>Basically anyone but specifically Genji, Winston, Tracer, Widowmaker

Pharah
>Soldier 76, Widowmaker, Roadhog

Reaper
>Pharah, McCree, Genji, Lucio

Reinhardt
>Roadhog, Pharah, Zenyatta, Bastion

Roadhog
>Genji, Reaper, Soldier 76, Torbjorn, D.Va

Soldier 76
>McCree, Widowmaker, Zarya, Reinhardt

Symmetra
>Reaper, Winston, Junkrat, Pharah

Torbjorn
>Mei, Pharah, Reaper, D.va

Tracer
>Roadhog, McCree, Winston, Mei

Widowmaker
>Tracer, Reaper, Winston, Soldier 76, Genji, a better Widowmaker

Winston
>Zarya, Reaper, Lucio, D.Va, Roadhog

Zarya
>Pharah, Bastion, Widowmaker, Junkrat

Zenyatta

>Basically anyone but specifically Tracer, Zarya, Reaper, Soldier

just play with bots :')

>hanzo is useless on attack
When will this meme end? Also guess who was blamed for the loss

Filtered

They had a Bastion hiding in the room with her

>I played as Genji

>only mode I like is payload or illios
>play literally everything all day except those modes

>leave game
>requeue
>filled my old spot

is overwatch this dead already?

They don't need to nerf Genji, they need to buff McCree so he can actually do his job at shutting down over-aggressive Genjis.

McCree can throw a flash over Genji's head to avoid getting it deflected, but the problem is that he can't properly finish Genji off ever because Genji has two outs if McCree ever gets the upper hand.

This means you can't effectively police Genji to the degree that is actually necessary to stop him from running away with the game.

>defeat

>lucio counters mei
>mei counters dva
yeah no.

>Implying Symmetra isnt always a god tier pick on defense

Honestly even on last point teleporter right next to the point just to get straight back out there makes a huge difference

Play Dva
ult them
>And I played as genji

You state this like it means anything. I bet you're one of those idiots that say "reported" everytime someone says a bad word.

>career avg
yes, a lot more often than not

google.com/search?hl=it&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=969&q=Teamwork&oq=Teamwork&gs_l=img.12..0l4j0i10j0l5.1419.1419.0.2202.1.1.0.0.0.0.201.201.2-1.1.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.1.201.HddA-onEeLA

>been on a big Symmetra kick recently
>just unboxed Achitech

Not Goddess, but beats spending 1000 shekels.

Filtered.

>leaves
>gets forced into the same game
This makes me happy. kys

Thanks to fucking faggots like you
wait 30 sec next time
>mei counters dva
this is true

Lucio can push Mei away from freezing your allies, and boost to have them get out of her range to kill her from afar.

Mei can put an icewall under D.Va's ult, preventing all damage to your team.

These aren't 1v1 counters because this is not a 1v1 game. It's a team game.

So you got all golds because you were alive the longest, because hanzo is 0 threat they could just kill your healers/tanks and important dps for free because you picked hanzo.

You may have been doing work, but you could have had a larger impact on another hero

>average deaths: 8.08
>average accuracy: 23%

fucking hell, what a shitter

(you)

>defeat

>Mei can put an icewall under D.Va's ult, preventing all damage to your team.

If we go by this logic then D.Va counters most heroes.

anyone want to team up? i want to get that friend exp

>MUH KDA
>Lose
Reminder nothing matters except whether you win or lose in competitive.

>people still think accuracy matters in a game with infinite ammo
>people still think K/D matters in a game where you're supposed to be willing to sacrifice yourself to contest the objective

I stopped trying. Just play whatever and leave games early when it's obvious your team has the mmr of bots from their hero choices or how they're setting up. I still try to offer some friendly advice, but it often falls to blind ears.

>Numbani first point
>street is heavily guarded
>all the 3 fucking flanking routes completely open
>ask team to follow me to the point
>they just stick to the street until they lose while I'm alone on the point

I'm surprised people weren't blaming you just for picking genji though, whenever I play something like widow on attack I always get that one shitter who tells me to switch no matter how many multikills I get or how long my team got slaughtered by turrets before I showed up.

Well he does play Hanzo.

this is a joke right? one of those troll posts?

found the hanzo shitter lmao

you're garbage faggot

kill yourself

>I'm surprised people weren't blaming you just for picking genji
Case in point:
reddit-tier shitters

>playing video games with people from Veeky Forums

I managed to kill OUR OWN ulting pharah in Lijiang night market, inside the obj.

Just fucking HOW? Do her justice rockets bounce off allies or something or do she take friendly fire during ulting?

>thinking accuracy matters in a game with INFINITE AMMO
>not spamming arrows in the air any chance you get
>not blindly firing into choke points for EZ kills

this is bait

>play genji
>Lose
>muh forced fifty
>"People keep playing shit characters"
>Mains Genji
Poetry