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first preaimed by shox

never forget

reply to this post or you will die in your sleep tonight

since penny skins are either $0.03 or £0.03 it could be possible to profit from the region difference 2bh

>top up balance in UK
>set region to us
>buy a load of penny skins at reduced price
>trade for cases
>trade for keys
>cash out the keys
>make bare profit

t. monetary genius

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

is this hentai?

How much better would the game be if they nerfed the Five-SeveN/Tec-9?

>win pistol
>win next two rounds
>don't upgrade smgs & antieco weapons into rifles

why do teams do this? they put themselves at a disadvantage don't they?

>youtube.com/watch?v=3pq6P-ztWO4
should i dm to this???

How much better would the game be if they stopped balancing gameplay in 2013?

no one cares about anything you do stop posting

well the a1 was op during that time and the tec9 was useless and the aug was more useless than now, but we didn't have the cz so...slightly better? at least we'd still have ladder strafes

i can't eat anything for a week or so besides brautwurst
rip

the thing that needs removing is the $700 awp with like 230 move speed bb

fyi i just dm-ed to that.

I've done 30 OW cases by now and none of the players were cheaters. Why are these guys getting reported?

probably griefing, I report my entire team for griefing literally every game I play

probably bm'ing in voice or something, or were just playing a good game and got reported by raging opponents. just about anytime one player in a mm game performs anywhere above average the accusations come out, I don't think I've played a single comp match without at least one player being accused of wh/aimbot/trigger

Thank you, Escape.

They were more than likely reported for griefing or by some asshurt fag who thinks anyone better than him is cheating, it happens all the time.

because there are no cheaters in CS GO

it is physically impossible to do it, specially in LAN

Yep. Fun fact, ESEA pugs are the highest form of competition in CS:GO.

>don't bet on a match
>watch it anyway and pray for an upset so the dumb reddits lose their skines

dont want to be an american idiot

oh I've good things about it lately might want to give it a go mate

AMA

how much have you lost?

~450$

started with 20$ investment and worked my way up

now im down to scraps with total worth 5.84$

i bought about 50$ worth of vidya from steambux i got from selling winnings so im technically still in positive

but yeah
im fucking done with betting for a long time
literally everything went wrong for the past 2 weeks

how much did SHOX made you lose

i actually skipped that

where's the faglet who bet on ldlc last thread

because ty for them skines bb

I told him not to bet on LDLC, Spirit beat that exact same lineup 2-0 last time they met them.

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

the only dipshit here is the skinlet who just had to hand them over :^)

right here, I took this

guy's advice

how bad do you think my memory is, baka

reminder flusha is a cheater

imgur.com/a3NeC6B

>starting to get faggots that do unfunny shit in comp while they themselves they they're funny
Fuck off I switched to prime to get away from you retards that go 3-24 because you run around with nothing but dualies all match and spew memes.

flusha is god and shox is jesus

>map has a veritcal push trigger
>IN CSGO

>page 10

dead fucking game

Eyo I'm going to the 7/11 for some 4 AM gaymin snacks, what you want bruv?

they have 7/11 in slavlands???

7/11 as in a store that's open at all times.

what's the slav version of 7/11?

For me it's the 345 store, but there are many different ones.

In Poland, one of slavlands, we don't have 7/11 and sadly, we don't have shops that are open all the time. I guess the most common shops that are open for a long time are Żabka, Fresh Market and TESCO.

Kill yourself polish nigger. I fucking hate all of you, you're all inbred retards. Literally shooting and stabbing each other over a couple of beers, and you can't communicate like normal human beings. I wish Hitler finished every last one of you off.

>csgo

sunflower seeds

what's the point of this picture?

I get where your anger gets from and I admit that alcoholism and aggressive behaviour, especially while drunk, are big problems of many people from my country, but you are wrong, when you talk about "literally shooting". There is really not many people with guns, becuase of our law, so we can't shoot each other, as you said.

I'm sorry if some of people from my country hurt you somehow. Still, there are many good people there, so you shouldn't hate everyone.

Slurpee and

to show how shit the game is
i try to join a game but i can't see my crosshair and shit

that's just source, it's not csgo's fault. restart your game.

>source is the problem
top kek
I play css everyday and literally nothing ever breaks

everytime i play csgo something is literally guaranteed to break

I think hidden path is to blame

SHOX

That's why people from your country go to other countries where acquiring a gun is easier, and go ham.

not him but it's definitely csgo's problem, no other source game has it

>I play css everyday

hello reddo

(our guy)

Most of people that go to other countries are poor, uneducated and pretty stupid people from pathological families, that couldn't deal with living in our country, because it was too hard for them. Only little percent of people from my country that emigrate to other countries are really outstanding and talented people that just wan't to advance and be useful in place, where they will be appreciated.

That's why I get where your anger gets from. I probably would be angry as much, as you are, if that many "wrong" people would come to my country.

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what did he mean by this?

m3m3sid3 is shit

tfw noob

Ganbatte!

As long as you play to improve and to get better, you'll be facing better people in no time.

Remember, ranks don't mean shit for how good people are, so don't get discouraged.

lambo by the crib

>overwatch has twice the viewers of CSGO on twitch

>css is now reddit
hello gobabby

I make my name Chinese, throw and then report anyone racist on the mic for abusive voice chat

I get 1 confirmation of someone being muted every time I boot up the game

wow dude sick life achievements
got anymore youre willing to share?

i am so envious

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>10,000 people watching tim the "tat" man

more like tim the big guy man lmao
get it? because he's fat and also the bane meme

apologize

whats with the prices of guns/crates dropping?

are winter crates/lightning strike awps going to go up ever do you think?

bump

how tf to i use world model in firstperson senpai

what?

the wacky mode where you can see your full model in firstperson

no idea what you're talking about lad
tf2 has a command for that because of VR but csgo doesn't

I've used it before, no idea how to enable it again though

hey its me ur brother

it's fucking summer sale, you retard. Everyone is selling their shit to buy games.

both (((((our guys))))) shrood and sewage4k are streaming as well as adren with the 420 blaze it viewers

complexity or virtus pro?

virtus pro right?

vp obv. vp and gambit are both going to be on tv friday. screenshot this

>Decide to finally start playing competitive
>Win first game top fragging
>Win second game easily
>Having alot of fun
>You have been given a 20 hour cooldown while your rank is recalculated
Why is this a fucking thing? 20 hours to adjust my rank?

"fuck you"
- Valve

I have a falchion, revolver, chroma 2, shadow, breakout, and phoenix case

I only have $3. Which case should I open?

Atleast i know i won't be placed with silver 1 shitters because thats what i was matching with before not ranked yet.

she succ me

I love this RNG game xD I'm so random

none. the chroma2 case is an automatic negev man o war skin

I love it toooo@@@@

Please post in here so mods know this is the rightful /feg/. The other one is full of faggots who refuse ot accept #FE as a fire emblem game.

Help us /csgog/. Please. We need you to counter those terrorists.