/arkg/ -Ark Survival Evolved General

Make the damn thread edition
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Open Steam > View > Servers > Favorites > Add a server 75.98.36.106:7777

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The server is unofficial, run by some third party. We've just decided to play there

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I'm using this thread because the OP isn't for degenerates

this

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turtles

Poor guys, raided by a gang of Dindu Nuffins.

Hi

Dead thread

>In top ten most played games on steam
>Ded thred

Literally how is this possible?

Boatman got a boatfu

>The popular early access title ARK: Survival Evolved could be in major legal trouble. As it turns out, Trendy Entertainment, the studio behind Dungeon Defenders, filed a lawsuit against ARK: Survival Evolved developer Studio Wildcard in December, alleging that Trendy’s former creative director Jeremy (((Stieglitz))) has violated the no-compete clause in his contract by secretly working on ARK in a major capacity.

It's over. Ark is kill.

Jesus Christ user, how did you find old news while not also finding that they made an out of court settlement?

Game takes a lot of time when you play, so most people are too busy playing to post.

War was had today. On a server separate from Oceania.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6hvta6BmoWs

WHY is everything a Borg cube ffs. I want to get this game but it's just like in 7 days to die where you can either build a proper building with various types of "realistic" defenses or make a concrete cube floating in the air over a spike pit.

Goddamn.

Big cubes are efficient. Missy on here build a cube or tower first then move on to building comfy things on rafts or pubs and socks and stuff. Look at some of the Oceania base screenshots when they're posted.

Is Fortitude a meme stat like movement speed, or is it actually useful?

I'm sick to shit of being instantly KO'd by sneks.

youtube.com/watch?v=TOmjjo5QoP8

>tfw I just found out you can't even build on uneven terrain
>no terraforming or digging

Well fuck. In 2016, really?

Use pillars fur uneven terrain. No digging.

Why would anyone play this game over rust? It's ugly and the dinosaurs look like shit.

>>Use pillars fur uneven terrain
Yeah that dude in the last video is showing how to do that, it's just so silly, he's jumping through all these ridiculous hoops to cover up holes in a simple sloped terrain foundation build.

Who even gives a shit about that? It arguably looks better aesthetically better to just let the pillars show.

In fact he shouldn't have even bothered with foundations at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=kC66BpNOgIw

I'm watching this now, it's goddamn ludicrous, apparently the flying dinos are carrying massive stone cubes that clip through them and everyone thinks this is just fine.

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I find it really useful, but for the climate resists. My 20 fort does next to nothing against snakes or any other tranq, but I can run around naked in freezing weather for like 10+ minutes without dying. If I have a supply of cooked meat with me I don't die period, and with actual fur gear I never have to care about the weather.

Someone else needs to bump or this thread is as dead as the aqualads

Can someone point me to the armor progression chart with screenshots please?

ONE OF US

Is this game worth playing? Or just another dayZ hype siphoner?

chinks

Nothing like dayz.

lele

AAAA WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LV100+ REXES I NEED A LOW LVL ONE TO TAME SOLO

WHY THE FUCKING CHRIST DO YOU ONLY FIND REXES AND RAPTORS ON FUCKMYASS ISLAND WHERE YOU GET ORGY RAPED WHAT IS THIS CANCER FUCK THIS

save mee

>starts war with 3 tribes
>Is completely useless in every shape and form
>Has no experience in the game yet wants to go out on his own and wipeout 300 alpha tribes
>Is smarter than anyone in the tribe

>Only talks about birds
>Drunk as shit spouting nonsense half the time
>Doesn't know what the fuck hes talking about
>Huge pussy who wants to wait for CIA to attack us
>NEETS the game and still sucks

>Absolutely no fucking leadership or basic game knowledge
>Thinks he can lead a tribe
>Botches up every raid he does
>Has "No fun allowed" policy and everyone who does not follow it get shit talked by his cocksuckers

>edgy underage b8
>blindly follows whoever he thinks is kewl
>overreacts about everything
>fucks something up no matter what

How can someone be so autistic and spam the global with his dull shit all the time?
I can`t fucking stand this crying bitch.Comes in TS and starts bitching and moaning about the fucking beaver.

is it meme hour already

This tribe is made up from degenerates.I hope that this general just dies already as there`s no sane minded people playing this game.
Oh...and thinking that they can wipeout Long hunt and eventually CIA just makes me laugh out loud.

lil' guy is grumpy 'cause he's a meme

>this tribe is made up from degenerates

>be me
>dont do tribes just solo surviving around
>they come flying by, greet me and bomb gifts on me of materials to food
>they live right above me, that explains
>was being attacked
>they come flying right by to give aid
>random bigburd with berries dropping bombload at my house as more gifts
>they dont force me into their tribe theyre just kind as fuck

i dont know man
maybe you just take this thing too serious

Good for you.
>Gives free stuff and sings love songs to random shitheads
Literally the only thing that they`re good at is making butt buddies

>random shitheads

yeah thanks thats not directed or anything

take a chill pill, go outside and fucking calm down its just a game you sperglord

You should be wiped out instead of being helped to
I do not fucking understand what hell is wrong with all of you.All this "We will attack that and we will attack this",yet no fucking action is ever taken. How fucking stupid can you get?

>You should be wiped out instead of being helped to

So youre saying people not within tribes and just building their own little thing deserve to get shit on and bullied by everyone bigger? Are you compensating for getting bullied in your youth or something?
Why are you even playing this game with that mindset

What is the point in this game if not destroying other people work?

Boy, someone sure is angry in this thread

Alright man you got me, i took all the bait

I really hope its bait though, no one should be able to be this autistic

This whole fucking thread ,tribe,game is made up from autists and I hope that this thread just dies already.
>being this stupid
Fucking knew it

Can you calm down already?

I bet you`re that outrageious guy who think`s he`s above the meme`s.

Autism is a harsh disease

I'm above all memes

Your weak memes have no affect on me

I know This tribe is full of it
kill yourself

Someday...

>Nobody will ever post about me because nobody even knows I exist.

Unless you're on the center.

140 tranq arrows
60 tranq juice

what level Rex should I shoot for with this stuff

Those aren't even outrage, he's too busy playing to post.

Sperg more sperglord.
What the fuck does being above the memes even mean?

Also don't bring fucking named drama into this threads you autist. /gsg/ and /mbg/ do that shit and its cringey and autistic as fuck

Quit the tribe then

survive-ark.com/taming-calculator/
Play around with that my man. 5x taming speed 1x food rate.

But take the required tranq range they provide with a grain of salt.I had way more shots than what was stated but I couldn't knock out a spino. Then again I probably just did it wrong.

>calling idiots out for being mornos
How the fuck am i the autist here ?

I know that feel mang.

Feels good not being the center of someone's autistic breakdown

Because despite hating them, you continue to play with them.

You could have atleast posted about me you cocksucker, I'm the best here after all

Fuck you nigger, I'm the best. You don't do shit

Don't you ever talk down to me or my wifes son ever again.

Now that's not fair. You know he has no friends to play with

should i?

Do it man. Live the dream

Heard you were talking shit

>fly around for 2 hours to find a low level rex
>find one on the shitty rape charcoal island
>lv10
>thisisit
>before i can get off my bird hes already being raped into fucking death by a gorillion birds and sabertooths

WHY IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED
NUKE LAVA ISLANDS
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dont make primitive flak chestpieces use our journeyman bp

>swim near cave
>die from a million turrets without even seeing them

why is this allowed

If I was on I'd help you m8. as a tip just barrel roll the shit out of every predator around the dino you want

>barrel roll the shit out of the enemies

problem with this shitty fucking server is the fact that the lava SHIT island keeps fucking spawning everything thats hard to kill and it keeps fucking swarming you

why the fuck are rexes more common in the fucking burnt down lava regions than its actual habitat the fucking forest

yes im fucking mad

they spawn a lot in the snow and snowy grasslands as well

You still on Lava island looking for a low leveled Rex?

Going to the snowy grasslands then, it just sucks it will be a long ass boat ride back
not anymore after seeing 2 level 10's getting assfucked by 10 scorps and 4 birds and a saber

In the time youve spent trying to get a low lvl you coulda got the materials to tame a high lvl

I would but the thought of sitting through 3-4 hours to tame it is a bit insane

Post coords

Post butt pics

nah its fine, died thanks to that huge fucking lag spike during my trex encounter and lost all my shit

brb deleting this game and killing myself

That's it, it's either him or me

And thats how you get unwanted breakfast I guess

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LEWD

What's that? You don't like raptors in lingerie?

$w@g

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Please be an ARK mod

Spawn rates are fucked right now, they messed something up and it kills singleplayer performance when I go to test mods.
To get a rex make a raft with three walls like a U facing the front and get the rex on it before you knock it out, just pull the fucker to the safety of the islands just off the northeast of jungle north.

Holy fuck you brilliant motherfucker, im doing that, sounds like a solid actual plan

thanks user, after making a gorillion arrows and whatnot ill go do that tomorrow