I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Adam Diaz
How comes EG is going to be the ONLY likable team at TI6? Scene dropped massively in terms of teams you can root for since last year.
Caleb Foster
>liking the team with the /r/dota2 moderator for a manager
just go back
Luke Nelson
I would root for team with /d2g/ mod as manager, but this place has no fucking mods
Colton Collins
is anyone still interested in a /d2g/ inhouse that I will organize.
Its hard to ask cause esports is on all the time
John Watson
Its because China self-destructed and the only teams I root for are OG, EG and LGD
EG vs LGD would be the most hype shit. Multiple people on both teams would win a second TI. PPD can't go full retard on drafts though and LGD getting invited was a lucky thing because I don't think they would get through qualifiers.
Ethan Taylor
Do you have the immortal gardens terrain?
Adrian Sanchez
>ppd >sumail >likable yoo rofl
Andrew Stewart
>Lumi helped getting Slacks killed Worst minion
Austin Morales
no
inhouses are full of cliquey faggots who abandon if they dont get on eachothers team, make their own rule, and try as hard as possible while bitching about other people tryharding
literally the most unenjoyable dota experience possible full of annoying faggots
I would rather play in a game with 9 peruvians
Kayden Campbell
Do you have to be good
Oliver Hernandez
r8 my desktop guys
Blake Morales
no d2g inhouses are garbage
James Lopez
ANNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROFL
Kevin Kelly
>WOMEN
Nathan Gray
>telling everyone you're the seer
Women can't be this retarded.
Zachary Price
I have no idea what's happening
Leo Foster
What's not to like about Peter, like, honestly? Hating Ppd is a meme at this point, thanks to reddit.
Luis Cruz
>playing a game where you're supposed to keep your role to yourself >out yourself
SOLID 8.5
Lucas Price
go to some mafia thread you fucking clowns get out of here
Anthony Peterson
>riling up the pepes
YOU FOOL YOU FOOLISH FOOL
Xavier Ortiz
EVERYONE GOING FULL ODPIXEL
Liam Flores
>slacks deciding to scream and yell and pretend he's not mafia >anne admits role AND give totally misleading info
stupid people really ruin these party games
Evan Green
Is the tanner supposed to kill himself?
Gavin Collins
PPD is one of the most likable people in the scene i would love to have a beer with the guy
Dylan Brooks
how about you get banned from participating if you do that. Also everyone on /d2g/ is fucking shit so even if they try hard it won't be anything noticeable.
no
Honestly I bet /d2g/ inhouses are shit when reddit joins
Dylan Bailey
Tanner gets himself lynched to win
Julian Scott
This is giving me a fucking headache.
Landon Lee
>these children are still arguing >Slacks has already stormed off
Luke Cook
>sumail >not likable
Adrian Mitchell
CAPITALIST IS SUCH AN ALPHA
Dominic Ross
the fuck so how do you win as town?
Camden Brown
its because they dont play the game right, your not supposed to immediately out your self on everything turn 2
they are also taking this way too seriously
Nolan Walker
>SHUTUP AND JUST LET ME GET MY NARRATIVE OUT. YOU FUCK this is a jolly good time
Jordan Watson
what the fuck is up with ryus hair did he start shaving it and give up or something
Jack Bell
mafia as a game is fucking shit when you are playing it with known people
The optimal way to play mafia is anonymously online
Carter Ward
Town kills the 2 wolves and the minion Tanner wins by getting himself lynched Werewolves win by killing town
Nathan Perry
oh so there's three separate factions gotcha
Mason Morris
>SirActionSlacks: im a wolf i know om not gonna make it mogjt as well reveal 4 roles lol
the absolute madman
Matthew Nguyen
how is getting yourself killed considered a win for some guy that runs a tannery
what the fuck is the logic here
Daniel Ross
This is only because Slacks came out and that is a Slacks move. They've done a ton of games together and this is an irregular game.
>TOBI IS ABOUT TO DIE OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
Benjamin Perry
>our LITERAL guy eosin is there go eosin
Easton Edwards
>tfw you are playing with a room of idiots
Christopher Reyes
CAP, THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
Isaac Cox
Welcome to Mafia general, d2g for short
Austin Jenkins
Didn't they go over in the rules that Tanner only wins by lynching?
Oliver Kelly
some stupid house rule I think
Cooper Hill
he got lynched with a bullet
Dominic Gray
So there are 3 factions? Town, Werewolf, and Tanner? If Tanner gets lynched or shot, he wins by himself?
Adam Butler
>Playing Werewolf instead of Mafia
Fucking plebs
Brayden Sanchez
Yes. If you play Town of Salem its the same. Town, Mafia, and Jester
Austin Martinez
He's not supposed to win by getting shot but they added that in their match.
ALSO SHEEVER ON, SHEEVER FAGS KEEP EYE ON STRIM AND GET WEBMS AND WHATNOT
Dominic Edwards
Which characters are the most fun? I don't mind losing at this point, I just want fun.
Caleb Phillips
Slacks and GrandGrant are the saviors of the TI6 HUB No joke. God Bless them. ODPixel and Sheever got us through the Opens, but these guys are serious gems in what otherwise has been such a snoozefest of talent/personalities.
Joseph Stewart
OD and Sheever are inseparable jesus christ
Anthony Long
Rubick by the biggest margin, also mirana.
Samuel Reyes
>Tfw you will never be ODpixel >Tfw OD went after Sheever just because of this general
Aaron Lewis
>I don't mind losing at this point, I just want fun.
It is in fact mathematically impossible to win as a core with this hero.
Nathaniel Wright
We did it reddit!
Hudson Butler
Just play Overthrow then
also why is Grand Magus dead? My favorite custom game.
Ethan Lopez
Riki, lots of kills. Nyx, hunt the squishy int all game. Abaddon, get good starting items and just run enemies down.
Justin Richardson
>Blaze talking to Cap and just gets ignored everytime
Jordan Diaz
What's this werewolf game called ? I wish i had friends to play with
Evan Long
Werewolf
Jackson Roberts
Town of Salem. And same. It looks like a really damn fun game. If only I had buck to pick it up.
Jack Hill
No clue where you can play this online. Its just another Mafia variant.
I think games with alot of roles just work better online, like Town of Salem.
William Sanchez
I wan to play as wulf awoo~
Elijah Davis
Town of Salem was a browser game, and still is. You can play for free. The Steam version just lets you play with Steam friends and buy cosmetics.
Zachary Phillips
Now that we have more girls in the scene who are your otps
mine are
Sheever x OD Llama x Tobi Blitz x Grace Grant x Slotherina Slacks x Aneendroid Fluff x his gf Cap x Nahaz
Connor Wilson
>not Cap with himself
You don't get that naturally smug by giving a shit about other people.
Joshua Sanchez
>chink games will save me from this friend simulator bullshit in about 10 minutes THANK YOU BASED CHINKS
Sebastian Sullivan
Ayesee x a megaphone
Carson Reyes
>Not Ayesee x An Air Guitar
Lincoln Ortiz
>Vici, Ehome, VGR and IG can't all go through So which two will not be going to Seattle?
I want EHOME and Vici just because of the names on the team. RIP Ferrari
Josiah Williams
mrp is pretty hot 2bh
Samuel Reyes
>Not the origina otp
Isaiah Anderson
VG.R and Ehome will probably make it to Seattle
VG.R will get the direct invite and Ehome will probably make it through wild card.
Andrew Long
I will so long as no one tells r*eddit
Austin Bailey
Sucks because every team in the Chinese qualifier is better than every NA qualifier team barring EG. NA should have only gotten one slot this year. We've infiltrated enough other regions' qualifiers anyway.
Daniel Edwards
>2 won't make it through >implying a third won't make it through Wild Card
There's no way in fuck any other 3rd place teams could beat any of the CN teams left
Jose Gomez
I'd like 2 wildcard teams per region So wildcard at TI6 would be 8 teams, 2 from each region.
Lincoln Wright
>Sucks because every team in the Chinese qualifier is better than every NA qualifier team barring EG. NA should have only gotten one slot this year. why not just remove an eu or sea slot? eg, dc and col all deserve to go to ti based on their results.
Aiden Reed
what the hell is this stream? just a bunch of people shouting over each other incoherently for several hours.
can you guys actually understand even 50% of what they're saying?
Asher Walker
Wings is the direct invite via qualifiers One of those 4 teams is 2nd invite One of those 3 remaining teams is wildcard 2 teams aren't wildcard
Ethan Perry
...
Anthony Jackson
SEA deserve slots because Pinoys passionately love Dota even when it doesn't deserve it.
Camden Russell
YOU CAN'T FEEL INDIVIDUAL CELLULAR EVENTS
Liam Hill
>win 10 games in a row >take a break and come back the next day >instantly get THE biggest fucking retards 4 games in a row
spectacular.
i wouldn't be bitching if the 10 wins I got weren't well earned, but they were.
Justin Thompson
how do i stop fapping everyday? im a fucking addict.
Joshua Martin
if you give me the name of the girl on the left I'll fap to her for you
Wyatt Bell
?
Attacker autistically spammed kunkka mid and reached 8,5k.
Tyler Mitchell
maybe you can't
Austin Cook
There is nothing wrong with fapping user, it's not about self discipline or thinking it'll fuck up your sexual performance somehow, it's perfectly natural.
Logan Perry
don't look at lewd pictures
Colton Russell
ANNEDROID AND ZYORI FUCKED
AnneDroid is only at TI because she fucked Zyori.
I know this for a fact, we used to chat.
Joseph Carter
>Tfw you take a shower and your urge to fap goes away for days >Fap once a couple days later >Now feel the need to fap multiple times a day >Take a shower and the urges are gone again
Wyatt Phillips
that doesn't look like Mountain Dew at all
Charles Scott
Is fapping part of your shower routine or something, how does that work
