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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, June 28th: 1360 – Muhammed VI becomes the tenth Nasrid king of Granada after killing his brother-in-law Ismail II. 1360 – Muhammed VI becomes the tenth Nasrid king of Granada after killing his brother-in-law Ismail II. 1846 – Adolphe Sax patents the saxophone 1881 – The Austro–Serbian Alliance of 1881 is secretly signed. 1914 – Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife Sophie are assassinated in Sarajevo by Bosnia Serb nationalist Gavrilo Princip, the casus belli of World War I. 1919 – The Treaty of Versailles is signed, ending the state of war between Germany and the Allies of World War I.
why is it so fucking difficult to defeat Japan's navy as USA in HOI4?
I have a navy that is almost 3 times bigger, but I can't send all my ships to attack the Japanese navy at the same time because there is not a single fucking base that could house all those ships.
So I send then in separate groups and then the Japas come and attack them and destroy most of my ships, and since my naval bases are crap they have to go back all the way to Hawaii to get repaired.
Shit it looks like building naval bases in the middle of nowhere is ridiculously important if you are playing as USA. Maybe I'll have to start all over and build those bases in the early games before the war starts.
Sebastian Jackson
That's the 4x thread silly and it's quite old.
Jace Peterson
Because the game isn't balanced
Ayden Miller
>does't build naval bases
Joseph Morris
So my Marshal just died randomly, and I have 2 commanders that are capable of filling in. However, I cannot select either of them to "appoint councillor". When I mouse over it, it says "Requirements: (red X)We have any honorary titles to give to Daniel".
What the fuck does that mean? Do I need to strip the guy of his commander title before making him the marshal?
Angel Gutierrez
still wondering how to win the warlord era as heavenly kingdom in vickymod for 3.04 well i do get a pay reparations CB, it's quite strange. i cannot do anything outside of using the war decisions.
Jaxon Long
HOY HOY HOY HOY GOY
Jose Watson
Yes you need
Jaxson Jenkins
Robmod is broken shit, don't play it. Or you know, go look for the author in his cuck site.
Camden Gomez
Yes finally the prophesied day hath come
The jew shall die and /gsg/ shall be made clean in death
Based is the Cobra who cameth and will come again
Based is the Kojak who cometh and hath come again
Based is the meme which drives us all
Death to /gsg/
Aaron Reyes
finally I can live my life
Josiah Powell
Is he landed?
Adrian Kelly
why is today so important?
Michael Ortiz
Never
Brayden Robinson
HPM was stabbed to death by a muslim in Britain.
BLESSED BE THIS RAMADAN
Ayden Garcia
Nah, my marshal wasn't. I basically just started the game. I'm a count in Ireland. I had the marshal and two commanders. The marshal died, but it won't let me appoint either of the commanders. Just wondering if I need to remove their commander title first or if it's just not possible to promote one?
Christopher Scott
New HPM version when
Ian Bennett
He's dead faggot
He went to UK for work and got stabbed by a muslim.
Landon Allen
Yes you do
Nathan Gray
Prove it
Hudson Flores
I stabbed HPM
inshallah
Oliver Perez
Kill yourself R&I
Lincoln Baker
Is this a good way of not getting diseases?
I'm leading the army btw.
Anthony Ross
Who
Parker Baker
Yes if you aren't in the county.
Jaxon Lee
gsg based on google earth when?
Kevin Hernandez
GSG based on alien worlds when? GSG based on non-spherical worlds when? GSG based in space when?
Elijah Davis
>GSG based in space when? Distant Worlds
Jacob Long
the whole 4x genre is really fucking terrible
Imagine a GSG based on something similar to the planetary annhilation engine, where you can just zoom out and look at different worlds, travel around, blow shit up, etc
Ayden Cox
spore
Adrian Howard
spore is better than stellaris
Logan Foster
Don't remind me that the space level was disappointing
Kevin Evans
honestly my favorite space 4x was spore :/
100% agreed
Jeremiah James
It's called Stellaris, and it's grand strat but the liquor lads and history autists REEEEEEEE'd until it went to it's own general. Which is partly why /gsg/ was so dead lately, even with HoI 4 just releasing >inb4 some shut in tries to pretend Stellaris isnt gs cuz muh willys
Asher Taylor
Will the new ck2 dlc bring ANY meaning/lful mechanic?
Henry Jackson
zombi dlc pls buy $29.99 we did some shit haha we made some event chains and a couple images x--------------------------------------D
Gabriel Rodriguez
The disease stuff seems like it might be interesting. Hopefully that and the apocalypse stuff aren't the only things in it though.
Christian Nguyen
Do I later get an event or decision to rename all these provinces? Having native names on a purely dutch/boer South Africa really annoys me desu.
Juan Robinson
CK2 needs an alien visitor DLC desu And a demon invasion from hell DLC
Jeremiah Evans
I think you get them when you go south Africa check the decision
Dylan King
niggers never played master of orion
Asher Jones
What year do you think this is?
Tyler Bennett
>playing CK2 in 2020 >everything going fine >suddenly zombie horde takes over russia and starts blobbing towards me >alien invasion event starts and they land in Jerusalem where they begin subjugating everyone around them with their doomstacks >the antichrist is spawned in China and become Emperor of China, he opens the gates to hell and uses his demonic hordes to subjugate asia >get a pop-up that a new DLC featuring otherkin and genderfluids is being released soon >The HRE (lead by a ashkenazi woman) that exists in South America since its lands in Europe were overtaken by Aztecs enters an alliance with the Umayyds (who exist only in North America) >get a notification that my heir married a male horse >one of my duchies on the moon is overtaken by athiest rebels and becomes independent >suddenly my game crashes because not enough RAM even though I have 64GB
Andrew Young
The organize South Africa decision only gives SA cores on the land I conquer.
I'll check the NET decisions txt anyway.
James Moore
...
Adam Sullivan
Ah yes, the game that all the 4x games he hates emulated is REALLY going to change his opinion.
Jaxon Nelson
> Fall Gelb successful > Operation Sealion successful > Barbarossa successful > build a grand navy and airforce > invade US > US capitulates > peace conference > all of France goes to Vichy France > can't take Alsace Lorraine
fucking paradox...
Adam Hill
Most of them are more mockery than anything else.
Ryan Russell
Whatever grognard.
Jack Collins
holy shit, my liege is a cunt
Lincoln Russell
What mod is this? Isn't the dwarf modifier supposed to be -30?
Dominic Edwards
I abdicated, but my bitch wife still managed to find a way to kill my epic dwarf dad.
ck2+
Owen Martin
is this a dating sim mod?
Hunter Thompson
check these dubs
Oliver Mitchell
>attraction to Dwarf
John Rivera
>mod
James Torres
>seductress negates the modifier
Adrian Ward
Is napoleon's legacy dead?
Matthew Foster
at least my wife likes me now.
Jacob Myers
Napoopan died like years ago
Lucas Roberts
>Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife Sophie are assassinated in Sarajevo by Bosnia Serb nationalist Gavrilo Princip, the casus belli of World War I.
Best day of my fucking life
William Cook
>the war that started the slow death of Europe >the war that toppled so many monarchs >good thing
Adrian Morgan
...
Ian Thompson
>bretons ruling castille why does this happen every game I play, modded or not?
seriously, I've had this happen in vanilla, ck2+, and even HIP.
Only complaints is how slow body falls and how he couldn't open the door from inside, but that's easy to fix. Also hope you can hit people through the cracks in the door.
I hope walls can be completely destroyed with enough damage and that sieging affects cities, killing people and damaging buildings.
With that and a little mod support Bannerlord will be a way better medieval game than Medieval 2 or CK2. I hope they really develop the politics part of the game more.
Jordan Clark
Do you think your line is afflicted with Achondroplasia or Pseudoachondroplasia
Brandon Gonzalez
wew, my wife just ratted out some chick who wants my dick.
Don't know desu lad, the kid I had with my wife is the first one I've had in a while without dwarfism.
Gabriel Morales
It's not a big deal (or wouldn't be historically), it's just a problem with the game not converting the monarch to the culture of the people they're governing. The way cultures are handled is just wrong on every level.
Jace Lewis
I don't mind the culture thing, I was just noting that in like every game I've played, the duke of brittany somehow manages to get a shitton of spanish land out of nowhere.
Luke Jones
wew, my qt duchess kinswoman just got excommunicated.
Adam Rodriguez
>Be GB >Form PU with France >Use them as a buffer zone and free army to expand >HRE unites against me but I manage to placate them over about 20 years >Meanwhile colonising the Native Americans with peace and war >France sends their entire 50k stack over to help me placate them >Er thanks France.. >Aragon has colonised Italy >Austraia/Aragonese war >Decide to take advantage and push into Aragon take half of spain for myself >War going well, Castille is on my side, Aragon seems to have unlimited manpower but I'm still winning >Wait where's France I could really use their 50k right now >...they're still in the USA >Walking around aimlessly hunting for the 7 cities >Never transported them home >Aragon has allied with Poland >Aragon has allied with Russia >Castille has accepted white peace >1k gold and my manpower pool later >Aragon keeps spamming white peace at me >FUCKING FRENCH FROGS CUNTED ME OUT OF MY GLORIOUS SPANISH BRITISH EMPIRE
If I liposuction out his belly fat and drink it through a straw will I gain his powers?
Joshua Rogers
no you didn't, you probably wanted to use "pacify" or, you wanted to use it ironically, but it doesn't really work within this context
Adam Lopez
Asthmatics are my fetish
Charles Turner
Please buy
Joshua Lewis
Let me just edit my post to fix that accidental use of the second placate ;^)
Josiah Bailey
what song?
Jose Adams
google the lyrics u fucking reetad
Brayden Davis
>tfw you'll never save Johan
Ian Bell
wew, the count of constantinople is hella rich.
it makes me wonder why the greek ai didn't choose it as the capital when it revolted against the muslims.
Nolan Martin
Why doesn't the ck2 dlc activator work?
Anthony Nelson
Wew lads, about to start a new HOI4 run. Want to run a smaller nation. Which country do I turn to glorious nationalism?
Colton Edwards
siam
Wyatt Diaz
How do you get 5-day war justifications?
Jeremiah Garcia
HPM, are you able to reshape the provinces between California and Oregon for großcascadiums (columbia) to not look liney?
Asher Brown
my wife must hate aesthetic borders.
Juan Cook
Hoi is fucking garbage I wasted my fucking money. Either Im missing lije half the game or it is literaly plan drawing simulator: air support edition. Never even go lower than speed 3 except pauses for research choosing.
David Bailey
Your wife is based
Jayden Reed
When you are no longer 15 years old you may be worth having a conversation with. You've got a lot of maturing to do yet. Your head is still filled with childishness, cognitive dissonance, and an unavoidable contrarian nature. Your arguments aren't your own, they are instead the opposite of whatever mine are. You haven't experienced enough of the world yet to have a worthwhile opinion. Go on being edgy for now. Develop emotionally so you can tame your intellect. It comes with age and education. Your frustration and inability to communicate effectively is still evident.
